this app ruins my social life

MYSTIC MESSENGER

Expectation: Oh, a cute Korean app full of pretty anime boys that I can chat with! Sounds like fun. It totally won’t ruin my life.

Reality: WHO THE FUCK IS RIKA AND WHY DID SHE JOIN A GODDAM CULT?  AND WHO THE HELL IS THIS EMO BLIND GUY?  NO YOOSUNG I AM NOT RIKA BECAUSE RIKA IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING DEAD! ;;;  I DID NOT SET ALARMS AT 3 AM FOR THIS SHIT, ENOUGH WITH YOUR GODDAM CAT JUMIN!  WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP ASKING ME IF I FUCKING ATE?   SAEYOUNG YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON THIS PATHETIC WORLD HAS TO OFFER, YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THIS SHITSTAIN OF A FUNDRAISING ASSOCIATION!   WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE APP FUCKING CRASHED? WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW? SOCIALIZE WITH REAL PEOPLE? *insert angry emoji*   WHY CAN’T JAEHEE BE FUCKING GAY?   I’M NOT YOUR GODDAM LADY FRIEND, I’M TRYING TO GET WIT YOU!   JESUS IN A FUCKING BASKET ZEN STOP SENDING ME ALL THESE SELFIES!!    DOES JUMIN HAN IS GAY??? T_T