this aint half bad so

anonymous asked:

HIII I have a sorta weird hc request lol. How would MC react to/take care of chibi!RFA? As in the RFA got shrunk (for a while) by a mysterious party guest or somethin lol i mean they're still the same but smol skdjfhsdfj (bc imagine a smol grumpy jumin) idk if this made sense tbh it was funnier in my head

honey i shrunk the RFA

Yoosung

  • “MC!”
  • MC just heard Yoosungs voice but where is Yoosung
  • “Yoosung? where are you?”
  • “down here!”
  • MC looks down and Yoosung is, in fact, down there
  • oh my god he’s so smol
  • like he’s always been smol but this is too much
  • MC leans down and lets Yoosung crawl into the palm of their hand, then brings him to their face
  • “why…why are you so tiny…?”
  • Yoosung is literally crying hysterically
  • “i dont know i was talking to a party guest and he pulled out this weird lazer thing and then everyone got really big and now im crying and-”
  • MC is trying so hard not to smile
  • Yoosung is clearly distressed but he’s just so…cute
  • “cheer up, Yoosung…”
  • MC uses their index finger to rub the top of his tiny head
  • he crosses his arms, pouting
  • “i’m hungry”
  • “alright i got this. just hold on a sec”
  • MC slips the small Yoosung into their pocket
  • they take a plate and put a small pile of rice on it
  • they sit at an empty table and take Yoosung out of their pocket
  • “bon appetit! tiny food for a tiny boy”
  • Yoosung complains that he’s a tiny man, then proceeds to grab a single grain of rice
  • he eats the whole thing in three bites
  • MC smiles at him
  • its just too cute
  • “see? i told you i’d take care of you no matter what”
  • Yoosung sits on top of the rice mound criss cross apple sauce
  • he grabs a few more grains, hoarding them in his miniature arms as he bites into one
  • “yknow what?”
  • he says, still chewing on half a grain of rice
  • “this aint half bad”

Zen

  • FUCK why is everyone so big
  • one second he’s charming and handsome, cutting a rug
  • the next thing he knows
  • EVERYONE IS VERY LARGE AND HE IS VERY AFRAID
  • oh thank god theres MC
  • “pssssst! babe!”
  • MC cant hear him, they’re too busy entertaining guests
  • alright, if they cant hear him they’ll just have to feel him
  • tiny Zen climbs onto MC’s shoe till he gets to their ankle
  • this better work…
  • he bites MC’s ankle as hard as he can with his small mouth
  • “ouch!”
  • MC looked down to see Zen waving his arms frantically at them from the top of their foot
  • they gasp and cover him up
  • “everything alright?”
  • “um yea i’m great i just think a big bit me. if you’ll excuse me, i think i need to go wash up for a moment”
  • MC rushes to the bathroom
  • they squat down on the bathroom floor (not touching it though cause that would be gross) and let Zen crawl into the palm of their hand
  • “Zenny, what happened to you?”
  • “not sure. all i know is that i’m too freaking small to do anything”
  • Zen crosses his arms
  • “hey, cheer up, Zen! you may be small but you’re still my handsome boyfriend”
  • his face turns bright red
  • “r-really?”
  • “of course! and to be honest, i’m kind of glad you’re like this cause not i can keep you all to myself”
  • “MC, you always know just what to say to me”
  • “i’d kiss you if i wasnt afraid you’re suffocate….”

Jaehee

  • one second she’s greeting guests
  • the next she’s almost beING STEPPED ON MY GUESTS
  • WHAT IS THIS??
  • WHY AM I SO TINY SUDDENLY?
  • she still has guests to greet and she has to make sure the catering is all in order and make an announcement to thank everyone for attending and
  • Jaehee has shit to do, alright
  • she starts running, dodging guests feet
  • gotta find MC gotta find MC gotta find MC
  • there they are
  • Jaehee climbs onto MC’s foot and starts screaming
  • “Jaehee, what the heck?! why are you small?”
  • they lift Jaehee up to their face
  • “no time to talk…”
  • Jaehee was panting from running to MC
  • “…we have an speech to give”
  • MC’s eyes widen
  • “speech?! no way! i send emails, not make announcements. i dont even have anything prepared”
  • “dont worry, i’ll help you. now put me on your shoulder and lets get on stage”
  • “c-cant Yoosung do it or something?”
  • “no. if i cant welcome the guests it should be you. you invited them all here, after all”
  • MC sighs, but admits Jaehee is right
  • they let Jaehee climb on their shoulder and take the stage
  • “i have the whole thing memorized so i’ll say something and you copy”
  • MC nods
  • “greetings, guests and friends. i am Jaehee Kang”
  • MC opens their mouth to speak
  • “wAIT DONT SAY THAT”
  • “greetings, guests and friends. i am the party coordinator for the RFA”
  • MC repeats Jaehee’s words into the microphone
  • “great, MC, you’re doing great….dont say that either”
  • MC smiles at the crowd
  • “i would firstly like to thank all of you for attending today”
  • MC repeats
  • by doing this Jaehee is still able to give her speech of welcoming even though she is very tiny

Jumin

  • this is absolutely absurd and not even physically possible
  • he never wanted to leave MC’s side during the party
  • but that one sketchy guest pulled him away and now everyone is so big and nothing makes sense and the room is too warm
  • ugh
  • Jumin doesnt want to bother with searching the room for MC because he doesnt want to get stepped on
  • instead he finds the table they were sitting at earlier
  • Jumin uses all of his strength to climb into one of the chairs and sits
  • he hears MC and Yoosung talking over the other voices in the room
  • “Yoosung, have you seen Jumin recently?”
  • “no, but maybe he went back to your table. try checking there!”
  • “good idea. thanks”
  • good. MC was coming back.
  • he sees them walk to the table and look around
  • “hmm, not here”
  • “MC, i’m right here”
  • they look down and gasp when they see little Jumin sitting in the middle of the chair cushion
  • “Jumin, is that really you?”
  • “yes, it’s me”
  • his arms are crossed and he doesnt even look up at MC as he talks
  • MC lays their hand down in front of him
  • “Jumin, will you come onto my hand so it’s easier for us to talk?”
  • “no”
  • MC leans down
  • “Jumin, please let me take care of you. i dont know why you’re so small but you need someone to watch over you and make sure you’re safe
  • “please just act as if i am my normal self”
  • “alright, fine”
  • MC stands 
  • “will you accompany me to go entertain guests?”
  • “of course, dear”
  • Jumin walks to the edge of the chair and looks down
  • the ground is kind of far away….
  • wait! MC’s already walking away!
  • no!
  • “MC, wait!”
  • they turn around and lean back down
  • “yes, Jumin?”
  • “maybe…maybe i do need a little help….”
  • they smile and let Jumin climb into the palm of their hand
  • “can you put me on your shoulder? i want to be able to see everything…”
  • Jumin was feeling embarrassed to make such a ridiculous request
  • “of course! i’ll make sure to keep you close even if you’re tiny”
  • Jumin blushes, but still wishes he could wrap his arm around MC

707

  • THIS
  • IS
  • FAN
  • TASTIC
  • think of the possibilities!
  • think of the pranks he could play on Yoosung
  • tiny Seven doesnt find MC, MC finds tiny Seven
  • they were talking to Jaehee when something moving across a nearby table caught their eye
  • “one sec, Jaehee”
  • the walk over the the table to see a miniature Seven
  • they grab him gently and place him in the palm of their hand
  • “Seven? what the hell?”
  • “i dont know either but isnt this cool?? look how tiny i am!”
  • “Seven, this is not cool. i need you to be a normal-sized boy. and why didnt you come find me as soon as this happened?”
  • Seven rubs the back of his neck and laughs nervously
  • “well i, uh, had some other plans”
  • “other plans?”
  • “nothing too serious, i was just going to hide in Yoosungs food and pop out and scare him and see if he faints…”
  • “oh no you’re not”
  • MC grabs Seven and slips him into their pocket
  • “hey, what the hell? let me out of here! i gotta mess with Yoosung! this is kidnapping!!!!!”
  • “not at my party, you dont. i worked way too hard for you to make a scene at this party”
  • so for MC the entire party is spend keeping Seven in their pocket and chasing after him if he ran away
  • “HAH! found you again!”
  • thank god his tiny legs were slow

THANKS FOR READING ^^ HOPE YOU ENJOYED

anonymous asked:

aaron and neil being friends, please! aaron doctoring with abby and neil needs patched up all the time, so aaron tries to prevent him needing to visit abby by checking the player that's got it out for neil, etc. they become accidental friends. now nobody can tell the twins apart bc neil spends time with both of them. (I saw a post about it somewhere, but I can't find it, and I need more of this anyway)

hey! i’m going to try to put my own spin on this because here is the original! I’m going to try my best to not copy theirs!

haha it’s been forever i may be rusty oh no

  • so neil and aaron don’t wanna be around each other because like they don’t like each other…simple as that
  • but neil “i’m fine” josten isn’t fine all of the time (that rhymed…it’s like 11:30 pm forgive me)
  • so he gets injured a lot
  • and aaron is working with abby sometimes because it’s like an internship but not
  • he needs to learn how to doctor if he wants to be a doctor
  • you know, how school works
  • i need sleep
  • anyway, neil sees abby a lot because he’s a reckless boy and gets a lot of boo-boos
  • and aaron is usually there helping (it makes sense…it’s after a game or at practice…aaron isn’t going to play professionally…work with me)
  • so aaron is all like “wtf neil i wanted to see LESS of you”
  • but he bandages his wounds and sends him on his way
  • flash forward a couple days
  • and neil gets injured again
  • this is 2 times too many for aaron
  • but he still treats neil like a real patient because you can’t be this picky in the real world and he needs the Experience
  • BUT THEN IT KEEPS HAPPENING AND AARON IS GOING TO GO INSANE
  • he thought he’d be treating some of the other foxes but they all remain relatively safe and then there’s this ASSHOLE, NEIL
  • so aaron decides that he’ll protect neil and try to prevent seeing him more
  • like actually putting effort into exy and doing his backliner job
  • aaron is so smart
  • it works for a few days but then aaron finds himself in another predicament
  • he’s now watching neil whenever he’s in the room and he just wants to ignore him because it’s neil and he doesn’t like neil
  • but he has to make sure neil isn’t getting hurt
  • so then he doesn’t have to see neil
  • aaron is so smart
  • THEN HE KICKS IT UP A NOTCH
  • he like invites himself to hang out when offered??? and he’ll bring katelyn but that’s not the point??? he’s actually socializing???
  • he tells himself it’s all to watch neil so he doesn’t have to see neil and help neil because he wants nothing to do with neil
  • aaron is so smart
  • okay but actually moving this along

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