this aint funny at all

Memes by the Monsters
  • Andrew: I don't dress to impress, I dress to depress
  • Aaron: I'm so glad the word 'ugh' was invented
  • Kevin: *when the team perform how they should*
  • Neil: You can't spell disappointment without 'me'
  • Nicky: [Is better than you in German.]
HunHan reunion (not)

Luhan: Still looking for lines, I see.

Sehun: And I see you’re still looking for someone to suck yo—

Luhan: chiLD HAVEN’T I TAUGHT YOU BETTER—!!

A little summary of Rooster Teeth's history with LGBT representation...
  • Fandom: so RvB is kind of nice and you guys are working on this RWBY show now...
  • RT: Ahhahahaha ain't Donut the pink girly guy so funny? We want to make him do more not-so-ambiguous stereotypical gay jokes!
  • Fanbase: What about LGBT in RWBY tho?
  • RT: We will eventually reveal LGBT characters in RWBY, just give us time! Remnant is progressive and accepting society full of various gender, sexuality and race!
  • Also RT: HAHAHAHAHAH Jaune in a dress is so funny, ain't it funny when people don't conform to the gender norms? What a loooooser! Look everybody is laughing! Isn't it cute how he committed himself to SUCH A SHAME for a girl he loves?!
  • RT: So yeah some characters might be LGBT but you might not know it yet! We are treating everybody the same so you would not know anyway!
  • Also RT: AHAHAHAHHA ain't it funny how this girly red haired dude got kicked in the balls with the coconuts?!
  • RT: So yeah LGBT representation will come eventually! We want it to be earned! We are just not good at writing romances yet and we want it to be natural and "not be a thing"!
  • Also RT: AHAHAHAHAHAHH aint it funny how port and taiyang and all joked about Qrow in a skirt? Can you imagine?! MAn in a skirt! The absolute top level hilarity of shame!
  • RT: So yeah have this song BMBLB which is a song about a certian pairing ;)...
  • Also RT: WHICH BY THE WAY MEANS NOTHING BECAUSE WE DID NOT EVEN KNOW IT WAS IN THE SOUNDTRACK ANYWAY MOVING ON.
  • RT: we support LGBT! Look merchandise!
  • Also RT: AHAHAHAHAH AINT THIS CAMP CAMP EPISODE WITH HOMOPHOBIC JOKES JUST HILARIOUS!

rhaegal: so apparently imma have a new dragon rider a la ‘aegon’ snow-

ghost: now you look here you little biotch

3

…I can not believe that with my own two eyes I’m actually seeing Kai stopping Suho from touching Sehun while posing for a damn chicken ad.

Family Bond Part 1

*EXPLICIT CONTENT

(This story contains cousins who end up fucking. If this offends you DO NOT READ!) Since this is my first story no Pictures will be added. But some hot shit goes down.


*** My name is Jeron Samuels. I’m 15 years old going on my second year of high school. Over the summer my pops got sick as fuck and had to start getting treatment at some special hospital in Flordia. Man I hope his bitch ass die, I hate that nigga. I wasn’t trying to go and leave my niggas all summer so I convinced my mom to let me stay at my older cousin house. Sammy was 18. I aint gon lie. Out of all my family Sammy was probably the most attractive. He was 6'2, deep dark chocolate, and a real thug. Not no fake ass thug that yall niggas see on TV. Naw Sammy ran these Philly streets. I swear one day this nigga was walking me to the store one day wit his homie Brian and as we were coming down the street I saw Niggas start walking the other way. Him and Brian both had respect on these streets. They was always together too smoking weed and getting drunk. Everytime I went over this nigga house if was either him and Brian or all they homies and a room full of bitches. Aunt Kira was never at her own house running after after men and money so Sammy always had a free crib.


*** The first night after Mom and Dad left for Flordia at Sammy house was lit as fuck. Brian had turned 18 the day before so tonight Sammy was throwing a party. Since I was 15 I was supposed to stay in Brian room and play games for the night. I got bored as fuck tho I had to go downstairs and see what was up. I just had to make Sure Brian aint see me. Since iT was a house full of people I figured that would be easy. When I got Downstairs bruh It was bud everywhere. Niggas drunk. Bitches was popping they pussy. I was only 15 so I never even seen a pussy up close. Besides in pornos and shit. The whole room smelled musty like weed. Liquor. And sweat. For some reason I didn’t see Brian tho. Or Sammy. So im nervous cause its all these people and im out the room without my cousin here to make sure im still good. This nigga thought he was gon leave me here wit all these fucking people. So I go back upstairs. On the way up the steps all I see is this bitch wit a phat ass and this long ass weave. In nothing but a thong and a shirt that barley covered her titties in the corner getting her pussy ate by some white bitch. They was getting real nasty too. The white bitch had a handful of the black chick ass pulling her pussy toward her face. The black girl was saying **Ahhhhhh shit, eat this pussy*** damn baby get that shit wet baby". Surrounded by a bunch of Brian friends that I recognized from the block. All they nasty asses yelling “Eat that pussy bitch” yea bitch get that pussy wet". Next thing u know everybody screaming “DAMNNNNNNNNNNN” I felt Splashes of water hitting my face. I looked closer through the crowd and realized the black bitch just had the best nut of her life. She squirted across the whole room. Niggas in the front pants was wet. One nigga looked like he pissed himself from her squirt being on his pants. I was so amazed all I could say was damn. This old head they call Smoke turned around and heard my voice. Smoke was 30 years old. Nice full beard. Always had his pants sagging wit some tight ass boxers underneath and tims. You never seen smoke without a L in his hand and his Tims on. He said “Lil nigga Wassup” The fuck you doing out here? You dont need to be seeing this. I wanted to ask where Brian and Sammy was but In my pants I felt something I aint want him to see. My Dick was hard. My Dick been hard before but this time it was real hard. And all I heard was bitches moaning that aint make it no better. Smoke saw thAT shit too. He started laughing out of nowhere im like nigga what’s funny.. ? I aint see what happened next coming at all. He was like nothing lil nigga just stick wit me right now. This nigga passed me his blunt and told me hit it. Then he got gave me his cup and almost killed my ass. Im thinking it was juice so I start gulping. Until I start chocking from the taste of alcohol. This nigga really gave me alcohol. I was fucked up at that point. I took one more hit of his blunt. “damn slow down lil nigga” is what he said. Then he grabbed my hand and took me All the way upstairs… Still no sign of Brian And Sammy.

*** When we got upstairs Smoke told me he just brought me up here to roll up again but he needed somee quiet. So im like cool lets go in Brian mom room. Nobody ever go in there. She keeps a key to her door in a plant in the hallway so I went to get it. The lights was still off so I figured nobody was in there. I opened the door and instantly I heard the sounds of the bed moving. Like creaking and shit. Im drunk as fuck as im thinking its just me. Before I could turn on the light and find out i felt A hand on my ass. And a wet ass tongue on my neck. It was Smoke doing this to me. I tried to move but this nigga was strong he had one arm around me to keep me from moving and another hand covering my mouth. Im not gon lie that shit felt good wit him licking all on my body. I could feel his stiff Dick poking my ass. I was so lit I aint even give a fuck. I only made out wit a girl one time and that’s it. But right now my body was doing shit I could not explain. I was moaning through his hand. I started grinding my ass back on him. That shit did feel real gay but smoke was sexy and he was turning my the fuck on. He brought my body down to the floor. Spread my legs and got on top of my. I stuck my tongue far out and grabbed the back of his head and said kiss me nigga…. Smoke lowered his head to meet my mouth with his until I heard. “Yo Jeron is that you”? I hopped up and turned on the light to see my cousin and his best friend on the bed naked. My auntie had a pretty big room so I didn’t hear what was going on in the dark but there my cousin was on the bed with Sammy. Both hard as fuck and Brian had spit dripping from his mouth while Sammy had spit dripping from his hard Dick… While Smoke was across the room on the floor where I left him…. Giving a confused stare at the bed. Met by a stare back from Sammy. And then he said “What the fuck are you doing here Dad”? Me and Brian looked at eachother then at Sammy and said “DAD”!? …


Some crazy shit…. But to be continued

anonymous asked:

aint it funny? like all you really need to be a model is to be white. I have yet to see a reason why either Paige or Camille were ever 'discovered' cause their walks? atrocious. their face? ridiculously average. their print work? dear lord help me.

it’s absuuuuurd

Why Flowey is called Flowey

[[ALL OF THE SPOILERS TO FOLLOW]]

[[SERIOUSLY DONT READ IF YOU DONT KNOW UNDERTALE ENDINGS]]

So it’s revealed in the Genocide playthrough of Undertale that Flowey was fully aware of his true identity 

Its likely he chose a different name so he wouldn’t cause any complications (Cuz a flower having the same name as a dead goat prince is kinda odd)
But Its noted several times that Asgore is terrible at naming things, such as calling their new home “Home”, or naming his own son after both him and his wife ( ASgore and toRIEL
ASRIEL INHERITED ASGORE’S TERRIBLE KNACK FOR NAMING THINGS
WHICH IS WHY THE BEST NAME HE COULD COME UP WITH WHEN HE WAS A FLOWER WAS FLOWEY

anonymous asked:

just wanted to say that i really love your blog and posts, and they rlly make me smile. not to be too personal here but shit ain't goin so good on my end and it sounds stupid but even the goddamn clown jokes make me happy. keep doin what you're doin, you're such a great, funny person <333

It aint stupid at all man! We all have our ways of coping with situations that don’t make us feel too great.

But anon, i’m so motherfucking glad that these silly lil clown posts do something good, and make you feel happy; cause you deserve to feel happy homie! Sorry to hear things aint the best on your end but remember that they won’t always be that way, and you can get through it cause you a dope ass strong trooper. You a miracle in this world so keep spreading your own stardust :o)


Thank you so muuuuuuch <3 :oDD

hc. rhis is a hardcore road rager. even when having jamming sessions, he will stop everything just to yell. he cusses a lot and flips a lot of people off to the point where anyone who is riding with him would think he doesn’t need to be driving. he becomes extremely offensive, honks a lot – and anyone who sees a 1964 ford would probably be right to assume it’s rhis and wants to steer clear because he is a complete and utter asshole on the road. things he doesn’t do (like use his blinkers) are the things he rages about a lot when other cars don’t do it.

seventeen being jealous : school edition
  • basically they are super hot btw they have a crush on u but u’re unaware and some guy was hitting on u when u’re at ur locker like he’s getting touchy and stuff

s.coups the type to

  • walk up to u and the guy
  • “dont mess with my girl” SCREAMS
  • you’ll look at him like ?? SINCE WHEN ARE U HIS wtf
  • he’ll just grab ur wrist and pull u away to a quiet corner where no one usually goes to
  • he’ll push u against the wall with an arm against it
  • u’re scared bc he isn’t saying anything and he’s just staring into ur soul
  • “…what’s going on…?” u decided to say smth
  • “i dont rly like how u’re so attractive and guys always hit on u”
  • he says it in a srs manner and u’re freaking out
  • “what-” u tried to say smth but he interrupted 
  • “i like u”
  • “i’ve been noticing u for a long time, how could u not know?”
  • he’s gonna bombard u with all those shit ^
  • “let’s date?” 
  • then u choke
  • he’ll just keep calling u “mine” even if u reject him
  • he’ll meet u after school and walk u home whether u like it or not
  • he’ll always have his arm around ur shoulder
  • AND HE’LL ALWAYS JUST LOOK AT U FOR NO REASON BC HE JUST WANTS TO
  • “dont u think ur skirt is a little too short?”
  • u’re like ??? ITS JUST SLIGHTLY ABOVE UR KNEE WHATS UP WITH THIS BOYFRIEND gUY 

jeonghan the type to

  • he’ll frown at the guy who’s flirting at u
  • “i think the teacher is calling for u” he’ll walk up and tell u
  • ^ just an excuse for u to move away from the guy
  • “so where’s the teacher?” u’d ask as he’s following right beside u
  • “well, actually the teacher didn’t call for u”
  • u’d stare at him weirdly
  • “i was just trying to help u though… from that guy”
  • then he’ll let out a slight laugh
  • and u’ll smile too bc an angel is in front of u he’s so nice and his smile oMg 
  • “thanks :-)”
  • “well, if u really wanna thank me then…”
  • u wait for him to say and u couldn’t stop being distracted by his angelic voice and eyes and literally EVERYTHING
  • “u can repay me by going for lunch with me”
  • !!!!!!!
  • “is that a date?” u blurted out
  • “u can say so” he smiles again cRIES

joshua the type to

  • scratch his head bc he doesn’t wanna be offensive but at the same time he’s jealous and he doesn’t want that guy to touch u or anything
  • he’ll text hmmmm let’s say seokmin but seokmin wld not be of any help so joshua decides to count on himself
  • he’ll walk over to ur area and pretend to be looking for his locker
  • he’ll keep glancing at u and the guy
  • he’ll smile if u or the guy meets eye with him
  • “ah, excuse me”
  • he’ll walk in between u and the guy and pretend to still be looking for ur locker
  • ^ in hopes the guy will move away
  • the guy will probably find him annoying and push him or smth
  • u’re like !!!!! bc joshua falls
  • “why did u push him?!” u shout at the guy
  • then u take joshua to an empty classroom
  • “u okay?”
  • “yeah, u?”
  • “what abt me?”
  • “that guy… he was flirting with u”
  • then u laugh
  • “were u helping me?”
  • “yeah, i guess” then HE SMILES SHYLY AND SCRATCHES THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WHAT A QT
  • “i guess i can help shoo away all ur admirers”

jun the type to 

  • scoff and walk up to the guy
  • keep glaring at him
  • the guy slowly backs off bc he knows jun is martial arts af
  • “are u okay?” he’ll ask
  • “yeah, I’m good, thanks for asking”
  • “oh u don’t have to thank me, i should thank u instead”
  • and u’re like “wait what?”
  • “u’re so beautiful I’m enjoying my view”
  • GREASY AFFFFFF
  • u can’t help but laugh bc firstly HE’S ADORABLE and secondly HIS SMILE LIKE HAVE U SEEN THIS BOY’S SMILE????
  • “u’re funny” u laugh
  • “i can show u more gags if u spend more time with me” /wINKS/ then he tells u he’ll meet u at this place at this time
  • “i promise I’m funny” he’ll add before leaving
  • AND NOT FORGET A WINK

hoshi the type to

  • be worried abt ur well-being bc HE’S A PRECIOUS GEM
  • rather than being jealous he’d be more worried abt u being uncomfortable 
  • he’ll go to the back of the guy and signal u if u need any help
  • if u nod ur head he’ll be reADY FOR THE RESCUE MISSION
  • he’ll act as ur boyfriend
  • “hey babe is anything wrong?”
  • then he looks at u and the guy
  • the guy will back off bc apparently u alr have a “boyfriend”
  • when they guy is gone both of y'all will let out a sigh of relief
  • when y'all realise it he will laugh and u will too
  • u’ll thank him and he’d be like “oh u don’t have too! i mean, i wouldn’t mind being ur boyfriend”
  • THEN HE’LL SMILE TO HIMSELF AND HIS EYE SMILES CAN BE SEEN ASDFGHJKL
  • u’d find him cute but when u heard him say he doesn’t mind to be ur boyfriend u were like ???
  • and he’s like !!! :-))))))))))
  • “i kinda like u” he’ll bLUSH and just confess bc that was probably the best time

wonwoo the type to

  • this kid wld be low-key raging
  • he looks fierce bc of HIS ALLURING EYES
  • he’d silently stand behind u and stare blankly at the guy
  • ^ apparently he looks scary and hot
  • his gaze be like “u should scram before u die”
  • the guy will probably be scared and be “oh shit i better leave” and he’ll flee
  • u won’t notice wonwoo yet but when u turn around u’d bump into him
  • “oh sorry!” u said
  • ur books drop everywhere 
  • y'all will bend down tgt and he’d bump onto ur head
  • BOTH OF U WILL LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND LAUGH
  • u’d be like “sorry i’m so clumsy”
  • he’s like “its not ur fault”
  • u’d be kinda attracted to his smile and u can’t stop staring at his eyes
  • he be like “whats wrong?” after catching u look at him
  • “oh, nothing” u quickly look elsewhere 
  • “i’m wonwoo”
  • he’d introduce himself after y'all get up
  • after u leave he’ll just stare at ur back blankly again
  • and he probably will buy u bread and milk tmr wAIT FOR IT 

woozi the type to

  • be one of those student council people
  • he’ll observe the situation before walking over
  • he’ll clear his throat and be like “u know the rules”
  • the rule: no flirting along hallways
  • if not he’ll give u detention
  • i promise the guy will run away bc who wants detention
  • “are u okay?” woozi will ask
  • “yeah, sure, i wasn’t flirting though, don’t give me detention” u’d joke
  • he’s all like “of course i know u won’t, i did that to help u”
  • then he’ll get a bit embarrassed and keep smiling
  • he’ll try not to smile though
  • but failed
  • “i think i should follow u around so u won’t get hit on by so many guys”
  • u be like hmmm?? whats this school council boy talking abt
  • he’ll notice ur expression
  • “oh what i meant was, u should be safe and follow the rules ; u can call me if anything happens :-)”
  • then he excuses himself

seokmin the type to

  • wonder if he should walk over to help u or wait till the guy leaves
  • but he LIKES U AND HE’S BEEN NOTICING U AND SMILNG AT U FOR THE PAST WEEKS
  • he doesn’t wanna miss this opportunity to maybe confess
  • his squad friends hoshi and seungkwan wld be giving him funny ideas
  • they’d help seokmin by getting involved
  • like for instance they’d go up to the guy and be like “oH someone was looking for u its rEALLY impt u shld get going”
  • then they’d shoo him and eye seokmin that everything is well and he can go look for u now
  • “hey”
  • u’re like *oh its mr smiley* bc he always :-) at u
  • “hello”
  • “whats going on?” he asked
  • “oh some guy was just ‘talking’ to me” and u’ll do the inverted commas with ur hands
  • “flirting u mean?” seokmin wld question
  • u’ll smile bc omg this TALL AND SUNSHINE-ISH BOY STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF U SMILING AND TALKING TO U 
  • he’ll start a new convo and the both of y'all will walk away unknowingly
  • this boy can sure kill with his smiles

mingyu the type to

  • smirk sMIRK SMIRK
  • he’ll just grab ur hand and pull u away wITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING LIKE RUDE MUCH???
  • “hey”
  • u’ll say and he’ll stop walking
  • “oh”
  • he’ll quickly let go of ur arm
  • “just wanted to help u”
  • “from?”
  • “that guy”
  • “oh”
  • “he’s a major flirt and um i wouldn’t want u to be his next victim and stuff”
  • oH wOw this mingyu boy sure is really concern abt u
  • “but what has it got to do with u?”
  • “bc i like u!”
  • oOPS AINT A SECRET ANYMORE
  • “wait no i mean…. i mean… um” he’ll stutter
  • u’ll look down and laugh bc he’s just too cute for his own good
  • “is that, perhaps a confession?” u raise ur brows
  • HAVE I MENTION THE HEIGHT DIFF
  • MY GOODNESS U’LL BE AROUND HIS SHOULDERS
  • “if u will accept”
  • “i wonder how it’s like to have a giant as my boyfriend”
  • “and i wonder how its like to have a dwarf as my girlfriend”
  • wHAT AN ASS KIM MINGYU

the8 the type to

  • pout bc he doesn’t like seeing any guys hitting on his crush
  • he’ll ask his hyungs for help
  • he’ll be like a lost puppy actually
  • poor boy will wait till the guy moves
  • but that’ll take a pretty long time
  • u decided its enough and walks away from the dude but he kept pestering u
  • the8 starts to worry and who knows where he got the courage from
  • he went and stop the guy like
  • “hey um i think she doesn’t want u to follow her”
  • the dude be like “who tf are you”
  • and the8′s like “I- um…”
  • and u’re like “he’s my boyfriend” then u link arms with him and walks away
  • the8′s like !!!!!!
  • iMAGINE HIS SMILEY FACE JUST IMAGINE
  • “after y'all are further away u’ll take ur arms away and apologise
  • that precious puppy be like ‘its okay!! as long as u’re safe, i’ll do anything”
  • <33333</li>
  • i’m crying

seungkwan the type to

  • say “kIMBAP kIDDING?!”
  • bc there’s a guy messing with his crush
  • HE’LL SASS SO MUCH
  • “YO LADIESSSSSSSS”
  • the dude hitting on u be like ???? wtf is wrong with this guy
  • u swore u were gonna laugh at that moment
  • “excuse YOU? but i think u’re at the right place at the wrong time”
  • bc u’re attractive and U’RE THE RIGHT PLACE FOR ANYONE but wrong time bc DIVABOO WANTS U
  • the guy will leave bc boo hella weird like ???
  • u burst out in laughter
  • “heol, i know i’m funny but u got hit on by an unattractive guy? THAT AINT VERY FUNNY”
  • /inserts his all time signature face/
  • the laughing continues
  • and he laughs as well bc ur laughter is so cute and contagious 
  • he secretly wants to make u laugh forever :’)

vernon the type to

  • curse under his breath before swagging his way to u
  • “whatever happens go straight” he raps to himself and walks to u 
  • “so um, whats going on?”
  • u and the dude looks at vernon like hUH more like what’re u doing 
  • he’ll frown and be like oH
  • then he realises he made everything awkward
  • he’ll just hang his arm around ur shoulder and walk off
  • then he’ll turn back and look at the dude telling him to back off
  • u’ll question him
  • and he’s like “u’re cute”
  • “excuse me?” u stop and raise ur brows
  • “u’re too cute to be excused”
  • and u must be thinking wth is wrong with this guy
  • “i don’t even know u” u say
  • “we have plenty of time for u to get to know me, but for now, call me sweg”
  • oK this kid is getting weird
  • he prepares an impromptu rap for u
  • confession tIME

chan the type to

  • panic and he will definitely need help from this hyungs
  • nOPE don’t ask coups bc he’ll just tell chan to pull u away and push u against the wall and u kNOW THOSE GREASE
  • he’ll probably ask jeonghan bc angel gives best ideas
  • “ahhhh, u should try to stop the guy, like pretend that someone is calling him”
  • chan goes 
  • “someone is calling u” he says timidly
  • “who?” the guy frowns
  • “billie jean”
  • u: what
  • the dude: what
  • chan: what
  • “no i mean michael jack-”
  • ?????? 
  • “no i mean the teacher”
  • FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT 
  • can’t blame him he’s nervous 
  • after the dude leaves he be like
  • “uhhhh :-)))))” he’ll just smile
  • “u like michael jackson?” u ask
  • then this kid will spill all his fondness of michael jackson bc he’s mj trash
  • u’ll be attracted to the way he expresses his fondness and its like u can see stars in his eyes
  • he’ll offer to show u his dance moves and probably dedicate the dance to u
  • he’ll thank jeonghan for the good advice 
  • what a polite kid with good manners