Wizard: I mean, what’s next, income?
Picquery: Sir, you don’t pay your income tax?
Wizard: Whether or not I pay income tax is none of the government’s business.
Picquery: No… well… No, actually, it is.
Wizard: Well, you don’t know my name or what I look like, so good luck finding me
(Parks and Recreation: season 5, episode 2: Soda Tax)