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Chapter 23: Happy Birthday Kae


“I can’t believe you’re leaving me.” Chris said in a sad voice following me.

I rolled my eyes and continued grabbing my stuff.

“Come on Kae!”

I ignored him. When I did that, he dropped on his knees and hugged my waist.

“Kae, don’t leave me baby! I’ll change!” Chris pouted looking up at me.

I laughed at his basicness. “Nigga, you know damn well I’m not leaving you!”

Chris rolled his eyes and scoffed. “Yes you are.”

I laughed and put my hands on his shoulders. “I’m just going back to my condo. Stop being so dramatic.”

“Why you got to leave? Most of your stuff is here anyway.” Chris indicated sitting down.

“I know but I like being independent, babe.” I answered.

“So you don’t wanna live with your bae?” He pouted widening his eyes to look like Puss in Boots.

“I would love to live with my bae. What’s Bow Wow’s address again?” I joked avoiding Chris’s eyes which I could feel burning holes through me.

“Oh it’s like that? I got you.” Chris started to walk out but I pushed him on the bed and got on top.

“Get off me.”

“No.” I smirked bouncing on his crotch.

“Shouldn’t you be doing that with your bae?” Chris asked sarcastically.

I swear, ever since we started dating, some me rubbed off on him.

“You are my bae.” I answered still bouncing.

Chris smiled getting a handful of my ass. “Damn right I am.”

I leaned down and pecked his lips. “But I gotta leave my bae.”

Chris groaned loudly and I laughed.

“You’ll be fine. So what are you gonna do for my birthday tomorrow?” I asked.

He sat up. “Nothing. Because you’re leaving me.”

“Chrissss” I whined.

“I’m not telling you.”

“There is something I really want though.” I told him.

“What?” Chris inquired.

I started singing Birthday Sex by Jeremiah and Chris laughed.

“Ok. I got you.”

Seiko came and I went back home with her. I put a bomb ass outfit together to wear tomorrow. I heard a knock on my door and I opened it to see Erin.

“Erin?! Oh My God!” I hugged her tight.

“Rue! You cut your hair?!” She hugged me back. “I like it. It’s sexy.”

I thanked her and told her how much I missed her. She told me she missed me too and that Big Daddy has gotten worst. A pang of fear hit me. What if he finds us again? Chris, Ty, Mijo, and Kim came over and met Erin.

“How old are you gonna be?” Mijo asked.

“21.” I answered.

Mijo gasped and Chris spit out his drink.

“You’re 20?!”

“Until midnight.” I muttered embarrassed.

“My baby is a baby.” Chris commented in a aww voice.

“Shut up. You’re 22. You got me by a year.” I snapped.

“Wait, when we first met and you were working for me, you said you were 22.” Chris furrowed his eyebrows.

“It’s real simple, babe. I lied and you believed me.” I finished off my apple juice.

“Rue, why would you be with a man who abuses women? Haven’t years with Big Daddy meant anything?” Erin glared at Chris.

The room fell silent. When she said that, I felt my blood boil. How dare she judge Chris when she’s no saint either. I was so consumed by anger I didn’t realize how hard I was squeezing my glass until it broke in my hand. I got in her face holding a piece of the glass.

“Bitch, you’re no angel either. Don’t talk shit about the past especially when you weren’t there. Best believe I’m a woman beater too. Talk shit about my man and I’ll slit your throat. And you know I will. I’ve done it before.” I spat dropping the glass then turning to the crew who had their mouths agape.

“Well it’s late and I need my beauty sleep for my birthday tomorrow. Goodnight guys.” I went into my room and got under the covers. To be honest, I couldn’t sleep. What she said really bugged me. How dare she compare my sweet old Chris to the devil they call Big Daddy!

I heard the door open. Footsteps came closer and I felt two familiar arms wrapped around me. I turned to see Chris with gratitude in his eyes.

“What’s up?” I asked.

“I wanted to thank you for sticking up for me. Usually, people would stay quiet, but you didn’t and threatened to kill her.” Chris told me. “Thanks.”

“I can’t let people talk shit about my bae.” I winked.

“Happy Birthday.” Chris smiled and kissed my forehead. “It’s already midnight so I wanted to be the first to say it.”

I attacked his lips with mine. “Thank you baby. Stay with me.”

“I don’t know……”


“Fine. Move over.” Chris ordered laying behind me.


I felt this shot of pleasure in my lower area. I felt my vagina getting moist by this long penetrating object. I opened my eyes and looked down. My legs were propped up and Chris’s head was between my legs. I moaned loudly as his soft tongue hit my G-spot.

“Fuck……yes! Oh fuck yes!” I moaned out as my hands found his head.

He went deeper and started forming letters that I couldn’t really make out. I came and he cleaned me up with his tongue and looked up at me.

“What a perfect way to wake up on my birthday.” I smiled. Why didn’t I wake him up like that on his birthday?

He chuckled pulling my shorts back up and kissed between my thighs.

“So you want that birthday sex now or later?” He traveled up to meet my face.

“How about both?” My hands went up his shirt.

The door barged open and we both groaned.

“Oh come on!” I groaned and Chris got off me giving a view of who it is. “Really Ty?”

Chris’s phone rang and he took it outside of the room.

“Hey, don’t think that just because it’s your birthday you can speak to your big bro any kind of way.” Ty jumped on me. “Happy Birthday little bit.”

“Thank you. What did you get me?” I questioned looking around.

“The fuck? I’m your present.” He answered popping his collar.

I squinted my eyes in annoyance.

“You can squint all you want. It doesn’t make a difference with your asian ass eyes.” Ty stated closing his thumb and index finger together.

I hit with my pillow. “Shut up, Michael. You got asian eyes too.”

Chris came back in. “Ty, we gotta hit the studio.”

“What? But its my birthday.” I informed sadly.

“Sorry. We’re gonna have to celebrate some other time, bae.” Chris kissed my cheek.

Ty hugged me. “Yeah. See you tomorrow.”

They left and I got a text from Seiko telling me she had to work. Damn everyone got to work? I decided to the club with Kim but I had to the other half of my stuff from Chris’s house. I got dressed for the club and Kim drove me to Chris’s house. I saw a bunch of cars in the driveway and on the street including Chris’s car. This nigga told me he was at the studio. I opened the door and everyone jumped up.


I smiled. “Thanks you guys!”

I went up to Chris and he smiled.

“Happy Birth- OW!’ I punched him before he could get his sentence out.

"The fuck was that for?” Chris asked rubbing his arm.

“You told me you were going to the studio!” I yelled over the loud music.

“It’s real simple, babe. I lied and you believed me.” Chris mocked my words from last night.

“Dipshit.” I pouted.

Chris kissed my lips and held me close.

“Happy Birthday Beautiful.”


“Happy Birthday Beautiful.” I smiled down at her.

She smiled back and hugged me tight.

I suddenly remembered my gift.

“Come. I have another surprise.” I grabbed her hand. “Close your eyes.”

“No.” She scoffed.

I rolled my eyes. “Fine.”

I moved behind her and covered her eyes. I walked behind her towards outside.

“Chris, where are we going? Chris, I’m gonna fall!” She panicked.

I laughed. “Calm down. We’re almost there.”

“Chris, I’m gonna fucking fall!” Rueche screeched. “I’m wearing heels!”

“Damn, Rueche, can you shut up and let me show you your present?” I asked as we approached the white porsche I got her.

“Fuck you.”

“Don’t worry. You’re gonna do that tonight.”

She giggled and I took my hands off her eyes. Kae gasped putting her hands over her mouth and looked at me.

“You got me a car?!”

“Happy Birthday.” I cheesed at her.

“Chris, you didn’t have to spend all that money on me!” She scolded.

“But I wanted to. You’re worth it, babe.”

Kae smiled tackling me making me fall on the ground. She attacked my face with kisses.

“Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I love it! I love you! I love you! I love you!”

“Ok, ok. I get it.”

She laughed and kissed me once more. “I love you.”

“I love you too. Now let’s get back to your party.”

We went back inside and Kae automatically grabbed a bottle of Ciroc. Now that she’s legal, she’s gonna drink her ass off, I guess. This party was turnt the fuck up. When it was over, everyone left except the crew. Kae was fucking wasted.

“Come on, guys! Turn down for what?!’ Kae slurred as she twerked in Seiko’s face.

"The fuck? Chris, come get your boo.” Seiko demanded.

“Come on, baby.” I grabbed her and she started grinding on me. She faced me as she kept rubbing on me.

“Birthday sex, birthday sex. It’s the best time of the year, boy.” Kae sang to me with a seductive look in her eyes.

I picked her up and her legs wrapped around my waist.

“Good night, y’all.” I said kissing Kae’s neck as I carried her upstairs.


The sunlight hit my face and I groaned turning over. I sat up rubbing my face and looked over at Rueche. I’m not gonna lie, I was a little drunk last night but I wasn’t as drunk as her. Her hair was messed up and she was wearing my shirt from last night. I gave her that good birthday sex. It’s a good thing both of us are double jointed, but I did not know her little ass did yoga! Goddamn but she’s gonna have a huge headache when she wakes up.

I went to my bathroom, brushed my teeth, and drank two advils. I put two advils at her bedside and a glass of water. I wrote her a note saying:

Now that your little ass is legal, learn your limit. Smh getting shit faced drunk.

I chuckled and left the room. I headed downstairs and jumped when I saw a woman.

“Damn mama you scared me!” I held my chest.

Mama stood up and hit me.


“Why didn’t you tell me you had a girlfriend?” She crossed her arms.

“How did you find out?” I asked.

“Are you kidding me? There’s pictures of you and her all over the blogs!” Mama answered with annoyance evident.

“Her name is Karrueche. She turned 21 yesterday. We’ve been dating for a year now.” I answered all mama’s non-existent but obvious questions. “Oh and she’s a model.”

Mama furrowed her eyebrows. “How did you-”

“Mama, I know you.”

She sucked her teeth and all that was heard was footsteps.

“Chris! You can go fu-” Kae stopped her rant to see Mama.

“So this is the famous Karrueche.” Mama smiled and then looked her up and down. “Wearing just my son’s shirt.”

Kae’s face turned as red as my shirt she was wearing.

“I’m so sorry! I had no clue you were coming!” Kae started babbling but Mama hushed her.

“Karrueche, it’s ok.” She smiled at her.

Kae relaxed and smiled. “I’ll go make myself decent.”

With that, she went up the stairs and I watched her go.

“She seems like a sweet girl.” Mama told me.

I raised my eyebrows. “Uh, did you not hear her about to cuss me out?”

Mama laughed. “Boy, sometimes you need to be cussed out.”

I pouted and Mama hugged me.

“You better hold onto her. I haven’t seen you this happy before. You seem to light up when you see her and vice versa. I can already sense I’m gonna like her.”

I smiled. “You should. She’s wifey.”


I usually follow my readers back from my main blog - ‘thuglovinn’, as this is a secondary blog. But some of y'all I follow are so damn petty and bitter and no joke shit is pathetic as hell. It’s sad to see so many young women or should I say girls, entertain such hate and negativity. So anyone who posts or reblogs shade or any other messy regarding Chris browns current girlfriend, ex girlfriend, future girlfriend etc I will be unfollowing you. I don’t care if you a loyal reader or whatever, I’m too grown and positive to be seeing that constant type of petty mess down my dash.

Also a word of advise. If you have enough time to crop people out of pictures, come up with delusional theories or hate for no reason you really should reevaluate your life and go out and live a little . Half of y'all talking shit don’t even have a relationship your selfs .

This is the first and last time I will address the issue. So if you see me unfollow you, you now know why. Have a good day ladies.