thirty tho

In second grade they had one of those in classroom toilets so if you farted people could hear you

I once sat in the bathroom for like thirty minutes and I guess the teacher figured out that I was reading a book in there cuz she banged on the door and forced me to come out.

She called me “princess” and let me tell you something.

I’ve always had a problem with female pronouns and names.

I got really pissed.

She then said “one day when you’re wrinkled you’ll appreciate not having to spend thirty minutes on the toilet.”

And I just blurted out “I won’t be wrinkled, I’m not white like you.”

Anyway that’s the story of how I met the vice principal and she became my hero cuz she laughed her ass off.

Art Raffle

I have thirty followers now! As a result, I’ve decided that I’m going to do an art raffle.

Rules:

Like or reblog to enter, and 1 like + 1 reblog = Two entries. Rebloging several times does not increase the number of entries. 

There will be two winners, 1st place and 2nd. The first place winner will get a fully colored and shaded piece of a character (Or a pair or characters) of their choosing, complete with a background if requested. It can be an OC, something from a book or movie, etc! Keep in mind you could be required to provide references.

 Examples:

The second place winner will get a fully colored digital piece of a character or scenery of their choosing. This will probably not include shading, but may include a background if requested!

Examples:

I don’t draw NSFW, gore, fetishes and etc. 

Good luck!

NCT’s names according to google voice:

Lee Taeyong: Lithium Song

Dong Winwin Sicheng: Boosie When When Song

Qian Kun: Cancun

Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkun: 10 Cheetah Porn Ricetta Bone Coon

Mark Minhyung Lee: Mark Mentally

Lee Haechan Donghyuck: The Hitch On Dump Truck

Jung Jaehyun Yoonoh: Jungle Jay Can You Know

Nakamoto Yuta: Nakamoto Yootha

Seo Johnny Youngho: Sale Johnny Young Whole

Ji Hansol: G Hansel

Kim Doyoung Dongyoung: Kim Do Young Dumb Young

Moon Taeil: Moon Tail

Na Jaemin: Najee Men

Lee Jeno: Legion No

Zhong Chenle: Zone Show Mall

Park Jisung: Fuck You Song

Huang Renjun: Long Run June

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i wrote an Extremely Barson oneshot and it was so much fun :’)

So. after a hard, emotionally draining, mentally challenging day at work. I come home. Order my free pizza from Dominos (along with wings). And the driver. Notices my shirt.

He asks, “Who… is that on your shirt, if I may ask? I’ve seen them around a lot, but I don’t know what it’s from.”

I laughed. A dying inside kind of laugh.

I opened my mouth and replied,

“Oh it’s… Sans from Undertale.”

And I shit you not, all I could think about was tumblr posts saying “Snas Undertale” over and over and I hate you all for that.

I finally caved and bought Dragon Age Inquisition: GOTY Edition. So to occupy myself while I wait out the THIRTY FIVE HOURS it’s going to take to download this mofo beauty, I thought I’d get down and dirty with my next Inquisitor. 

Here is Ludivine “Lude” Lavellan, feat @niklisson‘s hairstyle meme (link). I ignored the Trespasser hairstyles, because I still don’t know what is going to happen to her. And that, apparently, has an effect on hair.

Oh man. I have no clue why, but I’ve gotten really attached to my modern au Merle characterization so i’m going to babble about it:

  • He’s younger that you’d probably expect him to be? I wanted his age + his kids ages to line up well without there being a weird age gap with him and Hecuba.
  • He went grey in his thirties tho and the beard doesn’t help.
  • Still, he’s pretty insecure about being older than most of his friends and also the fact that he’s one of the few that’s single.
  • Doesn’t have a medical degree or anything, but he used to be an EMT so he knows the basic, life-saving shit. 
  • He’s making an effort to see Mavis and Mookie more but like. He’s pretty bad at the whole parenting thing. He constantly forgets/shows up super late for visits which usually forces Hecuba to make other arrangements.
  • When he does have the kids he gets overwhelmed super easily and ends up calling Magnus like “HEY MAGS YOU LIKE KIDS RIGHT??”
  • Hecuba: *covering Mavis and Mookie’s ears* Merle, if i wanted Magnus to watch our kids i would’ve just asked Magnus to watch our fucking kids.

I’m probably going to end up writing a standalone thing about Merle, arent I?

anonymous asked:

I gotta warn you that remember11 is a lot less clear on what's going on (despite having THIRTY-THREE endings) but there's an infinity series timeline extracted by the crew who translated the game that clears some things up (also, you *will* grow very very tired of a certain high pitched sound effect). HAVE FUN THO

thirty….three………….endings………………………………..