Everyone thinks he’s a total sex god cause of all of his talk about his “inner beast” but what he is actually referring to is the fact he is a total cuddle monster. Like he is the type to totally just envelope you into his chest and hold you tight for hours. Doesn’t matter if you are working at a desk or in bed or making dinner he finds some way to cuddle you. That’s his actual inner beast.
after the last thing i draw Jamie’s immediate response was “AU where instead of captain america for a retainer Elise has batman”
so here’s five million doodles of Gerome doing very important retainer duties for the little Nohrian princess, he takes his job increDIBLY seriously, thank you. Unlike the other royal sibs and their Awakening!retainers he is definitely the babysitter here, I bet he’d probably be like Jakob except not a butler and five times more straight-faced.
Yeah, wow, no. I’m way too distracted by Star Trek, Harry Potter, the string theory, the dynamics of flight, high-frequency trading, pop music trends, and alternate history fiction to even consider acting that way. It wouldn’t even occur to me.
Hello Emma. What is the best thing you ever done with Daddy Amari? :)
“Papa and I do lots of fun stuff together! I really like it when me and Papa and Frate go to the park and play together or when Papa gets to stay at home for a while and we can have tea parties together. Sometimes Papa also takes me out to eat things like ice cream! My favorite flavor is strawberry!
But, um, I think my favorite thing I did with Papa was go to the aquarium! There were lots of fish and it was really cool like I was underwater! There were no dolphins though. But Papa told me really cool things about all the fish! Did you know that flatfish ca-cama-camoufla… disguise themselves on the ocean floor?”
2013: arm fanfiction
2014: “erotic” microwave RP
2015: shoving cereal up your ass
2016: breast milk
2018: probably fucking stomach acid or some shit idek
We’ve gotten progressively worse @puncromancer