The Sexual Awakening of An Innocent Pureblood, Dating The Randy Prat Who Lived Ch.14
And culminating this weekend’s quota of virgin Draco, @bixgirl1 and I leave you with chapter 14, which brings with it a squabble, some clarifications and yes, the make up sex LOL.
Here’s chapter 13 in case anyone needs a quick recap and as always, the rest of it can be found on @bixgirl1‘s or my blog under #virgin draco! ❤️ (yes, we remember the masterlist omg we’re going to work on that real soon)
[Contains: morning-after fluff, bickering, mouth pressing (this literally goes without saying at this point), anal fingering, oral sex, coming untouched.]
You think I care what your preferences are? Until your vessel’s repaired, you’ll be assigned to quarters and put to work. I’m not a chauffeur. There’s no free rides on my ship. You were once a Starfleet officer. I will use you or anything else I can to achieve my mission.
WHO???? (because it sure as heck wasn’t Mr. ‘Youngjae-is-mine-and-you-can’t-even-dream-about-him’ Jaebum)
But seriously WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICKITY-FRACK???? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL, CHOI YOUNGJAE??? WHAT’S YOUR GAME??? (You want me to explode???? Well. Done. akhdKLDHAKLHA)
I mean, I thought it was bad enough when he posted that tank-top selca back in November with all that skin and that look at the camera and just….
AND THEN HE STARTED PULLING THAT CRAP WITH THE FLIRTY BED SELCAS LIKE
I never signed up for this. I was perfectly content with him being gorgeous and handsome and precious and adorable and NOT A KING OF PROBLEMATIC SELCAS.
AND THEN HE SHOWS UP AND THROWS THIS AT ME????
I just…. he just…… this just…….. there are five moles visible right there AND THREE OF THEM ARE ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDER and my brain can NO LONGER COMPUTE BYE.
Listen. I am all for an appreciation for how gorgeous Youngjae is, but COULD HE HAVE TONED IT DOWN JUST A LITTLE BIT??? I mean. We’re talking about his eyes being all cute and gorgeous and aimed right at us, and that’s enough already, but then he’s got his adorable nose looking even more precious upside-down, and his precious little ears being so incredibly cute and totally visible next to his TWO-TONED HAIR STYLE THAT LOOKS SO GOOD??? AND HIS JAWLINE LOOKING SO NICE EVEN WITH THE WEIRD FILTER??? AND THEN HIS LIPS BEING ALL PINK AND POUTY AND JUST—no. I can’t. And we hAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN PAST HIS FACE YET. ANON. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??? I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REPRESS THIS IN ORDER TO LIVE AND NOW. That neckline. That nape. Those collarbones. Those broad shoulders. THOSE FRICKING MOLES BEING ALL THERE AND VISIBLE AND ADORABLE AND– I don’t have a thing about his moles. What are you talking about?
I’m not okay, anon. Why does he do this to me? Why??
after the last thing i draw Jamie’s immediate response was “AU where instead of captain america for a retainer Elise has batman”
so here’s five million doodles of Gerome doing very important retainer duties for the little Nohrian princess, he takes his job increDIBLY seriously, thank you. Unlike the other royal sibs and their Awakening!retainers he is definitely the babysitter here, I bet he’d probably be like Jakob except not a butler and five times more straight-faced.
to summarise: jon taking the name targaryen makes no sense and is ultimately sexist.
his mother was a stark and his upbringing is stark, his cousins siblings are starks, the man who was his father in all but biology was a stark, his mannerism is stark, his beliefs are stark (old gods, ‘he who passes the sentence must swing the sword’), his wolf represents the starks (both literally in the banners, and that he has the stark warg abilities), he even looks like a stark.
jon. is. a. stark. in. all. but. name. saying he will be a targaryen simply because rhaegar was, and saying that is more important than all of the above, is at the end of the day sexist - because lyanna was a stark, yet because she was a woman to some people that disregards all of the above argument.