translated by @maksisskambackwards and @linneaxskam and me :) 

Host: Hi.  How is it to be Carl Martin and not Eskild?

Carl Martin: The answer to that is that I’ve been Carl Martin my whole life so that’s not a problem at all.

Host: You’re nailing this.

Carl Martin: I’m nailing it.

Host: Fuck (fadern is not as bad as fuck tho, so like a soft fuck), we’re gonna miss Eskild.

CM: Yes, me too.

Host: What’s your hope and dreams for Eskild?

CM: I hope he dies now with Skam and gets a future in the fan’s fantasy. I think that Eskild should get to rest in peace as the guru he is.

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let's be honest here

i’m not taking this whole “iwaizumi and oikawa will never see each other again because they’re going to separate universities” thing anymore. they’re best friends dude, they’d probably visit each other on the weekends n shit. plus their colleges aren’t actually that far apart like guys, just take the train. same thing with kuroo and kenma, like c'mon, do you really think kuroo is going to go off to uni and never visit his favorite socially awkward setter


pastel goth inspired Sailor Saturn for Melb comic con next weekend. I had to make so many of my accessories n me and mel collabed on our matching jackets (mel is going as Fairy Kei inspired Chibi moon) basically we both r using seifukus in the character’s respective colours and motifying them to fit the specific styles tho i dont think im going 2 do the black lip lol

I think this might have been the first time Jughead realized he was head over heels for Betty. He’s so clearly thinking, I’m going to push you away, but please, god, don’t let me. People have been disappointing and abandoning me my whole life. Please see through my ruse and tell me you aren’t scared off. Tell me you still like me after you’ve seen me at my worst. Tell me you still like me after I was a jerk to you because no one has ever done anything this nice for me, ever. Please just love me. Because if this doesn’t work out, its literally going to kill me. Because I love you, Betty.

“Hey, who even needs me to betray you,” they snapped. “You’re so busy thinking I’m going to that you’ll trip yourself up self-sabotaging in fear of me doing it. Why the hell did you even ask me to help you?” 

“I said I needed your help, I didn’t say I wanted it!”

They laughed then, bitterly. Shook their head. “Wow. Just - wow. Say what you want about my morals but at least I goddamn know when to show even a speck of gratitude to my allies.”

BTS Reactions: When You Bake for Them

(totally an excuse for cute gifs of the boys eating)


Jin would immediately take a HUGE bite of whatever you made, chew and swallow, and then start singing your praises. “These are so good! You’re so talented in the kitchen, I need to watch my back. Do you want to make dinner together one night this week?”

Namjoon/Rap Monster

Namjoon would take one little bite off one corner, and then close his eyes, smile and take a larger one.  “If you make stuff like this all the time, I don’t think I’m ever going to let you go.”


If you present it to Yoongi’s face, he’ll be embarrassed and blush. Leave it out for him to find, maybe with a nice note, and he’ll come to you. “Thank you so much for the treat, I really needed that. You’re so good to me.”


Hobi would be really, genuinely touched that you spent your time doing something nice for him. Even if he doesn’t like what you made, you will NEVER know. “You didn’t have to do this! I know how busy you are, how do you even have time for baking too?”  


Tae is going to eat ALL OF IT at a ridiculous pace—in his head, doing anything else isn’t going to show you how much he likes what you made. “That was really tasty… but I think I need some medicine now…” 


Jimin would be a little reluctant to eat anything sweet, because he’s worried about his diet. Make him something sort of healthy, like carrot muffins or banana bread. “You’re so nice for thinking about me. I promise I won’t waste them.”


Jungkook is going to taste what you made immediately, and then he’s going to talk about it with his mouth full because he cannot wait even that long to comment. “How did you even DO that? I can’t make things like this at all, you’re so cool.”

Ladrien June Day 23 - “Don’t Move!”

Thanks to the ML Writers and Readers discord for helping me with this one.

“Don’t move!” Ladybug commanded, startling Adrien.

“What is it?” He asked, standing as still has he could.

Ladybug scanned the room. “I thought I saw something,” she said, narrowing her eyes.

Adrien’s eyes widened when he realized what it was that she might have seen. Damnit Plagg.

“It was over there!” She pointed to his desk. “I think I saw it go into the trash can.” She frowned. “Adrien, I think it was a rat!”

“Oh no,” he said, trying to divert her attention. “I guess I’ll tell Nathalie about it tomorrow. Why don’t we play some video games?”

“This is distressing, Adrien. I’ll get rid of it.” She walked over to the desk, determined.

“No!” He threw himself in front of her, arms spread out. He could not let her find Plagg. It would be terrible. They had been hanging out, flirting, even kissing, for months without her knowing he was Chat Noir. He knew he would have to tell her eventually and it was eating him up inside, but he didn’t want her to find out like this.

“Adrien,” she said, looking at him seriously. “It’s okay. I’ll get rid of it.”

He gave up. She had that look in her eye and he knew there was nothing he could do to stop her. He just hoped Plagg had moved or something and wouldn’t let himself get found that easily.

“What is this?” she asked, reaching into the trash can and pulling out a grinning Plagg.

He sighed. He should have known better than to hope for good luck.

anonymous asked:

I really need to get some sleep but just the possibility of Louis potentially dropping Back To You is keeping me awake

I don’t think he’s going to drop it out of nowhere, it looks like they have a plan and they are starting to create the hype with fans and engaging on social media… we’ll see how it goes but i think they are going to announce the date and release it (my bet is on friday 30th) 

“Oh come now did you honestly think this was ever going to end any other way?” Merichat 

Here you go, @elosva!

Marinette had been quiet for a few minutes now, giving him a deadpan stare that made Chat very nervous. He didn’t miss the cookie platter she held, and his mouth began to water at the amazing smell wafting from them…but now probably wasn’t the right time.

“Okay…I know you’re probably mad,” he began, attempting to sheepishly raise his hands in defense…but he couldn’t really lift them from where they were tangled to his legs. Stupid ball of yarn… “…But in my defense, you just left it lying there! Did you really think this was going to end any other way?”

Marinette stared at him for a few more seconds…and then she sighed.

“Honestly…I should have known better,” she admitted, shaking her head as she set down the cookie platter and went to her desk, rummaging around within it until she withdrew a pair of scissors. “You have a penchant for trouble, chaton.

“…Do I still get cookies?”

“We’ll see.”

I think the most beautiful thing about Diana is that she doesn’t fight the patriarchy.  She just flat out doesn’t acknowledge that it exist.  A room where women aren’t allowed?  Gender rules about sleeping with someone? Bruce grabbing her arm in a power play?  Diana’s all just, you’re doing what now? She’s a Princess and a Goddess, so way more powerful than you on any kind of scale.  She’s just gonna lol in your face any time the patriarchy comes up because she’s the most powerful person in the room at any given time, so she doesn’t have time for men to mess around pretending they have a say in anything she does.  

That overwhelming feeling of “fuuuuuck” when you realize you’re only A MONTH into hiatus and you have about 8 months to go. Just think about it; the entire summer, then the entire fall, then PAST christmas until spring. Snow on the ground will have come and gone before the show is back. We’ll be closer to summer ‘18 when the show comes back. Someone getting knocked up around this time will have had their baby by the time the show comes back. I will be a year older. I’m already having mini melt downs daily. Yet Clarke motherfucking Griffin spent 6 years talking to Bellamy, not knowing if he is alive or not. What was I doing 6 years ago, it’s been foreeeever! I’m a completely different person! Fuck, someone give me some of that Clarke Griffin strength and hope because I’m about to go into cardiac arrest right now just thinking about how long hiatus will be. Clarke and Bellamy will have spent over 6 years apart. Yeah guys, I’m about to internally combust. *Loud sounds in the distance*. What you are hearing right now, is the sound of my heart crashing, my lungs giving in, my head exploding and my soul leaving my body. This post was written from the other side.

anonymous asked:

I'm totally jumping on the mv reaction bandwagon lol. Could you please do Jimin & V?

lol I think I’m going to end up doing them all 

Suga & J-Hope


Taehyung was so excited to have you on set. He was practically beaming when he arrived with you on his arm, introducing you to the staff–and your heart fluttered at the pride in his voice whenever he told them about you or even how some of the staff seemed to already know you saying, “Ah Y/N. Yes, Taehyung has told us so much about you!”

Everyone was nice and Taehyung was such a sweetheart throughout the day; always making sure you were enjoying yourself and that you weren’t feeling left out or out of place.

However, while Taehyung was filming his solo shots for the music video, you heard talking in the hall just as you were headed for the bathroom.

“She’s so plain, I’m not sure what Taehyung saw in her.”

“I don’t care what she looks like but the last thing Taehyung-ssi needs is a love life. She’s just going to distract him.”

“Taehyung could do so much better though…”

You left before you could hear any more, letting your feet take you away…

You end up outside near their van and you crouched down to catch your breath as it felt like it had just been knocked out of you. Before you knew it, tears were falling from your eyes. 

You weren’t sure how long you stayed there, leaning against the side of the van crying, when you heard your name suddenly being called…


You look up and saw Hoseok looking down at you with a worried expression.

“Oh. Hobi-ah… I’m–”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m fine.”

Hoseok doesn’t seem to buy your answer. “Taehyung’s been looking for you…aren’t you getting his calls?”

At the mention of that, you grab your phone from your pocket and realized it had been on silent mode. Five missed calls from Taehyung welcomed you along with a stream of messages asking where you were. Jimin even had one in it. 

“Oh. Sorry my phone was…”


You turn and saw Taehyung on the opposite end of the street, jogging towards you.

“There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere–” He pauses, his steps slowing when he saw your state. You cursed inwardly knowing what you must’ve looked like. There’s no way you can hide that you were crying with your puffy eyes and red nose.

“What’s wrong?” he asks as he immediately cups your face, expression worried. “Are you hurt? Why are you crying, jagi?”

“Namjoon’s calling me, so I’ll leave you two.” Hobi said but Taehyung didn’t pay him any attention, his focus solely on you.

“I’m fine Tae Tae–”

“No you’re not. Tell me what’s wrong.” He squeezes your cheek slightly. “Why is my baby girl crying?”

“It’s nothing…it’s stupid.” You sniff as you move away from his grip. Taehyung holds your hand instead, preventing you from turning away. His touch was so warm and reassuring you almost broke down right then. 

“Y/N.” He says, voice deep and serious. “What’s wrong?”

And just like that, the words came spilling out of you. 

Taehyung listened intently, but the shock and hurt in his expression was clear. He never thought anyone could hate you or even protest against your relationship. You were so wonderful that he simply assumed everyone loved you too. The members all loved you, even his managers and some of his idol friends whom he introduced you too.

“I’m sorry Tae, I know I shouldn’t have listened but…I don’t know. I just… they have a point and–”

“You have nothing to be sorry about.” Taehyung sighs as he runs his fingers through your hair. “I’m sorry you had to hear those words but jagi…does it really matter what they think? I love you and I want to be with you, so they’re just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.”

You smile at that and Taehyung pulls you into his arms, holding you tight. kkwak jabajwo nal anajwo~~ lol sorry 

“You’re right.” You sigh onto his chest. “It doesn’t matter what they think…because I love you and want to be with you too.”

And at your words, Taehyung swore his heart skipped a beat. That’s when he knew what you had was something far more special…rarer…

Perhaps even, as rare as forever.


“Okay, what did I do?”

You look over to your side and saw Jimin with an expectant look. The two of you were sitting on the couch in the dressing room, munching on a pack of chocolate cookies.

“What?” You tilt your head to the side in confusion. “Nothing…”

Jimin takes a piece from your bag of cookies, pouting. “You’ve been ignoring me since we finished the shoot. Did I do something wrong?”

You frown at that, not realizing that you had been. You didn’t mean to, but you guessed you were more upset than you had initially thought you were. The reason for it was really pathetic, considering you get negative comments about your relationship on a daily basis. But it was different having it said to your face. And by one of the staff…

“Babe.” Jimin nudges you gently. “You’re killing me here. Tell me what’s wrong.”

“It’s nothing.”

“It’s not.”

You huff before putting a couple of cookies into your mouth. “It’s stupid.” you say with a full mouth and Jimin reaches out to wipe a crumb from the corner of your mouth with his thumb. “Forget about it.”

“It’s not stupid if it’s bothering you.” Jimin insists as he grabs your hand for taking another cookie. “Come on babe, you’re obviously stress eating.”

“I’m not!”

Jimin gives you a stern look and you feel yourself giving in.

“Someone told me I shouldn’t be with you.” You admit and Jimin’s eyes widens. “That I’m just holding you back from your career and that you can do so much better.”

Jimin remains silent as you look down at your lap, fiddling with the pack of cookies. A few seconds later, you feel yourself being pulled until you feel Jimin’s chest against your side; your head automatically laying on his shoulder.

“I’m sorry.” He murmurs against your hair as he rubs your arm in comfort. “They can be pretty…mean.”

You nod. “If it makes you feel better, I don’t care what people say but I think you’re the best person I’ve ever met and I’m the happiest and luckiest man alive because I get to call you mine.”

You smile at that and knew your boyfriend was right. Who cares what other people think? As long as you love and have each other…everything was going to be okay.

“Thank you Jimin. I love you.”

“Love you too.” He kisses the crown of your head tenderly, which somehow gives you strength… made you feel like you can take whatever obstacle comes your way…

Simply because you knew Jimin would be right there fighting beside you. 

Two members left! Will definitely do them since I saw someone request for it too in my inbox keke~ hope you enjoyed this!

Also, have you heard of my BIG NEWS?? I’m getting my 1st book published soon!! Yay!

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