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anonymous asked:

How do you think Lucy vs Natsu post-war spar would go down. (Since they never got to do it in series)

Ohhh, that’s something I really wanted to see tbh! Natsu vs Lucy, no holding back! And I do believe that even if Natsu was hesitant to fight Lucy before the war, he wouldn’t be like that post-war. He’s always believed in Lucy, but right now I feel like he’s actually quite excited to go one-on-one with her.

Same goes for Lucy. In the early arcs, she was often scared to face her opponents directly and I’ve always felt like deep down she felt inferior to the other members of Team Natsu. In that sense, the time skip was quite the confidence boost to her and it was evident in that chapter when she didn’t hesitate to show Natsu how much she’s improved fighting-wise.

So here’s how I see a Lucy vs Natsu post-war spar.

  • August. Quiet, lazy Sunday afternoon.
  • Original Team Natsu is out fishing.
  • Jokes, laughter, and tons of teasing.
  • “Well, Natsu, maybe you’re just afraid of facing me one-on-one. You don’t wanna lose to a girl, do you?“
  • “Huh?! This has nothing to do with you being a girl!”
  • *cough* Scaredy-cat. *cough*
  • “You’re on.”
  • At first, Lucy wants to go all out. She’s trembling with excitement to show Natsu just how much her training has payed off.
  • Natsu is a bit hesitant. He doesn’t want to hurt her. But he’s also noticed that she’s become more confident on the battlefield. It makes him smile.
  • The first to attack is Lucy. She’s quick and manages to surprise Natsu, but he blocks her attack.
  • Natsu has trained his body a lot longer than Lucy has, so he’s better than her when it comes to hand-to-hand combat.
  • Lucy more than makes up for it with clever attacks, quickly changing in and out of star dresses, and making good use of the advantages each star dress gives her.
  • Both of them are really, really enjoying this. They can’t stop smiling.
  • They’re not holding back, but they don’t wanna use their super powerful magic attacks. The place they’re at is the same place they always go to when they want some quality quiet time and to catch some fish. It’s their special place and they don’t wanna do any damage to the trees or the flowers or anything that’s there.
  • No Celestial Spirits. No AoE Fire spells.
  • It’s like they’re dancing.
  • After some time, they’re both out of breath, but neither of them wants to give up.
  • They charge at each other for one last attack.
  • Natsu decides to do his own version of the classic Lucy kick, but his leg meets the scorpion tail of Lucy’s Scorpio star dress.
  • Both jump back, but the fight’s not over yet.
  • Somehow, both of them decide this can only end with a punch in the other’s face. They’ve been spending a lot time together lately, so, naturally, they’ve started to think alike in a lot of situations.
  • Natsu’s right forearm meets Lucy’s.
  • They look at each other and realize they’re a bit too close for comfort, both of them panting, faces red.
  • Before things escalate, Happy interrupts them with a high-pitched shriek.
  • He took advantage of them not paying attention to the fish they all caught and ate most of it. But to avoid clashing with Natsu when he jumped back after his (failed) attempt at using a Lucy kick, the Exceed accidentally pushed the basket with the remaining fish in the lake. Tragedy.
  • They spent the rest of the day trying to calm Happy down (which included catching more fish) and stealing glances at each other that left them blushing and even stuttering at times.
  • Nobody won the spar, but the day was definitely a huge win for both Natsu and Lucy.

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bonus:

OH MY GOD

So my stupid ass over here just found some information out. In ACOTAR I thought the middengyrm wyrm ( idk how to spell it) looked like a freaking giant ass maggot! Like this!

IT’S NOT IT’S A FREAKING SERPENT THING! I’M SO STUPID I WAS PITUREING THAT  FLAILING AROUND BEING GROSS AND STUFF WHEN IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS! (to an extent)

HONESTLY, I COULD KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW. 

I'm a Guardian Demon

Yeah, you read that right. We’re by no means requested as much as those feathery dick-muffins, but we take our job just as seriously. ‘Course, we’ve gotta go about it a bit differently. No sense in doing the same damn thing - we’re summoned for a reason.

Guardian angels work pretty much exactly how you think. They look out for you, having you trip on the sidewalk to avoid getting hit by a car and whatnot. They love tangling with the threads of fate, plucking a string here and tying a loose end there. And while they’re great at predicting things short-term, they suck donkey balls long-term.

So for every time someone’s told you “you must have a guardian angel looking out for you!” after narrowly dodging that falling AC unit, that same snobby urinal cake won’t do jack shit about that crushing heartbreak. “They need to learn,” they’ll say. “Now they’ll appreciate the next one more,” they’ll say. Fuckers have a circle jerk on their high horses while you suffer. Moral code my ass.

But that’s where we come in. Demons ain’t got the same definition of “helping.” We torture people for eternity, and we’re damn good at it. We’re clever. We’re patient. And we love revenge stories as much as you people all hate us for it all.

Guy who cheated behind your back? Boom, chlamydia. Snot-nosed nephew hit you in the nuts? Introduce his ice cream to the ground, mother fucker. But our favorites - what we’re known for - is the waiting game.

That teacher who always graded you most harshly? Guess who’s the only casualty of the most recent school shooting. The bully who stole your lunch money every week? Now he smokes two packs a day and can barely make ends meet. The pastor who fondled you and said God wouldn’t want you to tell? I feed him lava every Tuesday downstairs. What goes around comes around, and we’re the ones coming around.

So the next time you get it into your tiny mortal skull that demons are the bad guys, remember we’re the ones dishing out the karma. We’re the ones putting the smile on your face when your ex’s new boy toy runs out on her after knocking her up. We’re the ones getting your boss fired for using company funds on hookers and blow. Oh look at who got promoted! Such surprise, much wow.

You’re fucking welcome.

The signs as songs of Divide by Ed Sheeran

Aquarius: Galway Girl

Pisces: Perfect

Aries: Hearts don’t break around here

Taurus: Save Myself

Gemini: Eraser

Cancer: Supermarket Flowers

Leo: Bibia Be Ye Ye

Virgo: How would you feel (paean)

Libra: Happier

Scorpio: New Man

Sagittarius: Barcelona

Capricorn: Castle on the hill

one (1) stinkie on the house

I wish I could put into words how much I adore joji and how proud I am of him for bein out here and makin an even bigger name for himself and creating such dope content and music while still being a genuinely lovely person but I don’t kno how to properly convey any emotion ever so i’ll just lay here and listen to the entirety of pink season for the millionth time while staring at my ceiling in awe

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Expect “something they’ve never shown before” for Perf Unit Day!

reversalmushroom  asked:

You shouldn't save your images as JPGs. JPGs degrade the quality of images to get smaller file sizes. Your artwork would look better if you saved it as PNGs. And resaving a JPG as a PNG doesn't reverse it; it has to be saved as a PNG from the beginning. Also, they don't scale up or down very well.

Thanks for suggesting though!

WELL SHUCKS

Great Comet x Things I've Heard In Improv
  • <p> <b>Pierre:</b> This Wine tastes oddly like Apple juice.<p/><b>Natasha:</b> What if, I don't go to my own wedding?<p/><b>Marya:</b> You irresponsible child how could you think summoning satan at school is a good idea?<p/><b>Sonya:</b> My best friend is better than your best friend because my best friend has 7 boyfriends.<p/><b>Anatole:</b> Hi, You don't know me but I'm here to ruin everything.<p/><b>Hélène:</b> Boys are hot. Girls are hot. I'm hot. Why doesn't everyone just love me?<p/><b>Dolokhov:</b> Listen, listen. We've been friends for years. You know I'm gonna support all your bad ideas, right?<p/><b>Bolkonsky:</b> *throws glasses across room* I realize now I need those.<p/><b>Mary:</b> My brother may be the worst man I've ever met. But, he's also very much out of your league.<p/><b>Andrey:</b> I'm just gonna... Bye.<p/></p>
hear me out....Adrien x Kim
  • kim: i promise you right here right now that i am going to fight like hell to make you like me
    • adrien: i already do??? you don’t have to fight for anything
    • kim: FIGHT. LIKE. HELL.
  • nino, marinette, and alya have warned kim in advance about how overbearing adrien’s father can be but kim’s got his bases covered. when he shows up to adrien’s for their first date, he hands gabriel three letters of reference, a printed itinerary, his phone number, his mother’s phone number, and his student ID as a form of insurance. gabriel was too gobsmacked to say no
    • spoiler alert: his three references were nathanael, nino, and alix, and max was the one that made the itinerary for kim after copying all the date ideas kim had written on his arm during history class
  • kim goes to every single one of adrien’s games. every. single. one. fencing. basketball. lacrosse. he’s there with a big sign that says “CHEER FOR MY BOYFRIEND” and he’s screaming the loudest out of everyone. 
    • he got into a little bit of trouble when he did this at adrien’s piano recital and he was asked to leave the auditorium, but it made adrien crack up so hard he forgot about his stage fright
  • adrien has heard about how much of a romantic kim is and how he showered his crushes with gifts whenever he could, and he’s determined to one-up him. so kim’s always opening his locker to find flowers, cards, sweets, movie tickets, and restaurant menus stuffed inside that make kim stick his head inside while he smiles and giggles like an idiot
    • for his birthday, adrien got him these really expensive track shoes and kim lifted him up and spun him around in front of the entire class he was so happy
  • sometimes they just straight up have dates in adrien’s room bc there’s a half-pipe, a basketball hoop for doubles matches, arcade machines, and DVD sets of dozens upon dozens of shoujo animes, and to kim it might as well be heaven on earth
  • they’re constantly working out together. adrien’s not much of a gym rat, but he’s happy jogging with kim in the mornings before school, even though he knows kim is slowing himself down so that adrien can keep up. 
  • there was one day that adrien ran up behind kim and jumped onto his back to scare him, but instead kim just immediately grabbed adrien’s legs, hoisted him up until he was riding piggy back, and started bolting down the hall screaming something about where the emergency was. 
    • adrien doesn’t ever let kim forget it and he constantly embarrasses him when he tells others the story. but the good news is that it becomes a habit for adrien to just jump on his back for a piggy back ride while they switch classes. 
  • the sappiest couple you will ever meet hands down. huge valentine’s day nerds, gigantic PDA fans, will declare their undying love for each other from across the courtyard for everyone to hear, and will not let anyone forget how much they mean to each other

anonymous asked:

"Men want objects. Women want PEOPLE." You REALLY need to stop hanging out within your confirmation bias bubble man. It's starting to like seriously fuck with your objectivity. If you can't see how sexist generalizing all men as being assholes while saying all women are decent and morally superior, you've seriously lost yourself. You need to take some time to think (I'm legitimately worried here, this is not trolling, I'm seriously concerned for your mental well being).

You do realize that I’m a cis man, right? And that I reblogged that post from another cis man?
Why is it that we can read something like that and fully comprehend that this wasn’t about us and you can’t?

That being said: my mental well-being is not at stake, fear not.

Duder, if you honestly believe that I’m of the mindset that ANY particular brand of person is better than another you probably have not actually held a conversation with me.
We can change that, though! My askbox is open if you’d like to something other than put me on blast!
Feel free to hit me up! or if you really feel threatened the “Unfollow” button is but a point-and-click away!

(Flash Talk) Camila arrive at LAX airport and Lauren is waiting for her...
  • Camila: What are you doing here?
  • Lauren: Well... I heard that you have some questions and I think I have some answers.
  • Camila: Lauren...
  • Lauren: Oh, this is Leo by the way. He was crazy to know you.
  • Look, Leo... how beautiful she is. I think he likes you.
  • Camila: Lauren... we can't do this again.
  • Lauren: Can you just listen to what I have to say?
  • Camila: I... I can't. I'm sorry.... and yeah, he's adorable.
  • Lauren: Yeah, he is and I think he's in love with you already. Camila, can we talk?
  • Camila: No. Not now...
  • Lauren: So, when?
  • Camila: Lauren, there's so many things I have to process right now. I'm fine now. I'm finally fine. I need time...
  • Lauren: No, you need answers and here I am.
  • Camila: Now?? Months later?
  • Lauren: Can you at least think about us?
  • Camila: This is all I've been thinking about in the last few months.
  • Lauren: I'm sorry...
  • Camila: I have to go my mom is waiting for me.
  • Lauren: I'm waiting for you too. We are waiting for you, right Leo?
  • Camila: Lauren...bye. Bye Leo...and take care of her.
Art Advice for Perfectionists:

- Once you post your art or go through the final save, IT IS DONE. It’s easy to go back and knit pick for forever about things not being just right, but trust me. Save it and move on to your next project.

- Set a time limit for yourself to get a certain amount of work done. It will help you to keep from overanalyzing. 

- Take a break or work on something else if a piece is frustrating you. It’s okay to return to it later.

- Force yourself to get out of your comfort zone. Nobody is perfect at everything right off the bat and it will help your art to progress faster.

- Finish your art!! Even if you’re doubting yourself. Pushing through and getting it done is much more rewarding then cramming it in a WIP folder. 

- Everything you create (no matter how big or small) is a stepping stone to where you want your art to be. Tell yourself this when you’re feeling low/ thinking about giving up on a piece.

  • sg writers: omg don't you just love karamel and mon-el
  • literally nearly everyone: no we actually hat-
  • sg writers: omg i know right karamel is so cute and healthy. they're literally otp. here have some more
  • everyone: nah man we're cool we don't actually like karamel and don't think it's very healthy. maybe you should focus on sanvers more or explore supercorp or karolsen more. anything but kar-
  • sg writers: i love how everyone just loves karamel and mon-el so much, he's such a good character and boyfriend. can't have enough of him
  • everyone: um actually he's kind of an ass and no one lik-
  • sg writers: wow i'm glad we listen to our fandom and the media. let's keep karamel and mon-el

anonymous asked:

Can you do a fic where the sides want to make Virgil laugh so they try different things but only tickling him works?

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Fandom: Sanders Sides
Pairings: (not sure how to tag it, so) LAMP, Moxiety, Analogical, Prinxiety
Warnings: None

Summary: The Sides compete to hear Virgil laugh.
A/N: Pun source
Edit: Alternate Ending

Tagged: @existental-crises​​ @here-to-vent@jordisama


Patton had made the realization a week ago: none of them had ever heard Virgil laugh.  Snickers aside, he’d never actually laughed in front of any one of them. Patton had presented his finding to Virgil, looking for some kind of solace, but instead he’d just gotten a noncommittal shrug.

“Yeah? So?”  He said as he lounged on the stairs, pulling at the loose threads of his sleeves.

“Sooo we’ve gotta hear you laugh!  I bet it’s a wonderful laugh and I’d love to hear it sometime.”  Patton looked into Virgil’s eyes hopefully, shoulders tensing in anticipation as Virgil leaned closer.  He opened his mouth and after a short pause, spoke softly into Patton’s ear.

“Say something funny and maybe I will.”

Patton’s shoulders slumped in defeat. “Well I’m loads funny!”

“Sorry, Pat,” Virgil said, leaning back on his elbows, sounding entirely unapologetic. “It’s gotta be funny in the moment or it isn’t happening.  Or–” he gasped, “what if I can’t laugh?”  He said mockingly, covering his mouth with false disbelief.

“Oh, stop it, you goof,” Patton said, swatting lightly at Virgil’s knee.  “We’ll hear that laugh sooner or later, just you wait.”  Virgil shrugged again and Patton turned on his heel, stomping away to start planning schemes to make Virgil laugh.

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Creepypasta #1280: I'm A Guardian Demon

Length: Short 

Yeah, you read that right. We’re by no means requested as much as those feathery dick-muffins, but we take our job just as seriously. ‘Course, we’ve gotta go about it a bit differently. No sense in doing the same damn thing - we’re summoned for a reason.

Guardian angels work pretty much exactly how you think. They look out for you, having you trip on the sidewalk to avoid getting hit by a car and whatnot. They love tangling with the threads of fate, plucking a string here and tying a loose end there. And while they’re great at predicting things short-term, they suck donkey balls long-term.

So for every time someone’s told you “you must have a guardian angel looking out for you!” after narrowly dodging that falling AC unit, that same snobby urinal cake won’t do jack shit about that crushing heartbreak. “They need to learn,” they’ll say. “Now they’ll appreciate the next one more,” they’ll say. Fuckers have a circle jerk on their high horses while you suffer. Moral code my ass.

But that’s where we come in. Demons ain’t got the same definition of “helping.” We torture people for eternity, and we’re damn good at it. We’re clever. We're patient. And we love revenge stories as much as you people all hate us for it all.

Guy who cheated behind your back? Boom, chlamydia. Snot-nosed nephew hit you in the nuts? Introduce his ice cream to the ground, mother fucker. But our favorites - what we’re known for - is the waiting game.

That teacher who always graded you most harshly? Guess who’s the only casualty of the most recent school shooting. The bully who stole your lunch money every week? Now he smokes two packs a day and can barely make ends meet. The pastor who fondled you and said God wouldn’t want you to tell? I feed him lava every Tuesday downstairs. What goes around comes around, and we’re the ones coming around.

So the next time you get it into your tiny mortal skull that demons are the bad guys, remember we’re the ones dishing out the karma. We’re the ones putting the smile on your face when your ex’s new boy toy runs out on her after knocking her up. We’re the ones getting your boss fired for using company funds on hookers and blow. Oh look at who got promoted! Such surprise, much wow.

You’re fucking welcome.

Credits to: Zchxz (story)