Fuck it, ain’t no one in the fucking fandom deserve Calum either. That boy fucking loves and adores y'all so goddamn much and all y'all fucking do is bully him relentlessly for the smallest fucking things and then wonder why he’s so private and closed off. You can fucking tell he hurts by the shit people gotta say about him and he still puts on a brave face and gives it his all and is so fucking incredibly kind to fucking EVERYONE and this fandom doesn’t fucking deserve him, fuck y'all.
5sos as the kids that play by the pool next to me on holiday
Luke: the kid who wears the minions swim shirt, carries around a rubber ring twice his size, cries when he jumps in the pool and gets wet. Has to be rescued from the deep end and sits on a sun lounger eating grapes and singing made up songs for the rest of the holiday.
Michael: the kid who calls the lilo a ‘ship’, tries to save an imaginary girl from drowning for 3 hours straight, attempts to touch the bottom of the pool with armbands on, pulls down his trunks when he fails in an act of protest, wears his goggles over his eyes even when he’s not in the pool.
Ashton: the kid who hasn’t rubbed in the sun cream on their face, also wears a minion shirt but is old enough to know the shame that comes with it, refuses to eat the grapes because they’re not from the shop at home, tries to bite off his own string bracelet
Calum: the only kid who can be trusted to swim in the deep end but wears 3 floaties just in case, forgets to wear shoes, yelps the phrase ‘hot hot hot’ when running across the warm ground, carries a bucket and spade around at all times, convinced he is at the beach and cries when told there is no sand, the wearer of an impressive striped hat that matches his shorts