Professor: Now, when I went to get my master’s degree, some of the things I had to read for my major were… enlightening, to say the least. My area of study was 19th century literature, with a focus on the Romantics, but one of my courses…. it was all Penny Dreadfuls. I had to read so many Penny Dreadfuls. And it was never the stories about murder and crime. It was the porn. I don’t know why, but I had to read so much Victorian porn in grad school. And I do have to say, well, I’m not sure how much I should say, really…. but to give you a vague idea- almost all of them involved some form of spanking. The Victorians were really really into spanking.
According to the new RT insider email non-First members are getting the new RvB episodes a week after the sponsors. Why?? Didn’t we already go through this with RWBY? It’s an unnecessary divide in the community and makes discussing the episodes and making fan content so much harder.
Skyline Drive ended up being every bit as busy and congested as Adam had predicted it would be. Ronan pulled the BMW into the line of cars waiting to enter the park. At the booth he gave the attendant the customary $25 entrance fee and received a pass for his car and a map. As they proceeded forward Ronan had to wonder how Adam had managed to come up here before. Had he hitchhiked? Asked for rides? Ronan could imagine Adam bartering transit in exchange for tea.
“Take a right up here,” Adam instructed, not even glancing at the map that he held in his hands. “We’ll be camping about fifty miles away, but before we get there we’ll be making some stops.”
Ronan nodded. He was already chafing, especially since the white minivan in front of him was going ten miles below the posted speed limit of 35 mph. He craned his head out the window and saw a line of cars trapped behind an enormous tour bus. Yes, the forest was pretty and the views were spectacular but Jesus God could they just go faster?