bumblenumbscramblebutt  asked:

All these people having nasty dreams of Zen, meanwhile the most I've had was that strip poker dream and then... the cream of the crop. The Zen cuddle dream. (100% guaranteed to give you the best night sleep of your life, I can attest to it)

Man, you already know this but I wish I could complain about MM strip poker dreams too xD I can never remember anything when I sleep 4 hours a night (=always), and when it finally happens the dream is about me growing patches of MOSS all over my body and pretending that everything’s under control. Eventually my belly turned into a fucking golf camp and that’s where I panicked and woke up 😑

Considering I don’t make graphics, gifs, edits, or any technical contribution to the snk fandom at all, just weird captions with the perfect accompanying screenshot…

I’m uselessly happy to be in trending tags all four weeks the show has been back on.


kaosstar  asked:

OTP Questions! Blakk & Der!!!

(Omg hahaha. See, this is PROOF that YOU are continuing this crack!ship!)

(omg this is so hard, like this is way too domestic for either of them hahaha.)

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

Blakk has zero savings and very little credits on hand because most of it has gone to weaponry and tech upgrades.  When and if he does buy something, it would probably be something practical, and it would also take up almost everything he has, because he doesn’t have much. XD

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

Der is CLEARLY the big softie in the arrangement. >_> And Blakk will sleep anywhere, so it’s Blakk who falls asleep in Der’s lap.  Der thinks he’s cute, like a little black kitten. <_<

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

Der walks around half-naked just to get a rise out of Blakk.  It works. ;)

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Blakk stays up late to work/train, and I imagine Der has his own late nights. But if someone says something, it’s Der, along the lines of “Go to sleep, idiot.” Blakk will then continue to stay awake just out of spite. :P

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

Blakk can definitely NOT cook.  He thinks ration bars are the way to go for a meal, but he might have absorbed some of the anti-ration bar sentiment he gets from everyone and their akk dog, and try to improve upon a real meal™ by adapting (and cooking) ration bars.  Needless to say, it doesn’t go well and Der will probably not make cookies, but order takeout for both their sakes. XD

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

They will both look at prompts, recognize what’s them, blush horribly and refuse to acknowledge it.  Bonus: Blakk will specifically point out embarrassing prompts that are definitely just Der.

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

It’s Blakk wearing Der’s clothes, because DER APPARENTLY HAS FUN THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BLAKK’S CLOTHES AND A KNIFE.  So it’s a practical matter for Blakk because he has nothing left. :P

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

Both of them do, and both of them forget, and both of them accuse the other of being stupid. XD

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

They fight over who gets to drive, and whoever doesn’t is the annoying side-seat driver.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

In another life, Blakk is actually rather artistic.  But not in this one.  Neither of them can draw any better than stick figures (unless it’s a blaster).

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

Blakk does backflips through lasers. Der criticizes him the entire way and eats popcorn in anticipation of a mistake (also he enjoys the view). ;)

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

Blakk doesn’t drink, but when he does, it doesn’t take much to overdo it.  Der might make him stop drinking. Or he might just enjoy the results. :P

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

Depends on the gift.  If it’s something embarrassing like kitty ears, a collar, and a leash, then it’s Der. :P  (I know your kink Der, don’t deny it!!!!)

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

Blakk will occasionally call Der, Kanner.  Mostly when he’s angry.

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

Blakk says that Der screams about the spider because he’s a wimp. :P  Blakk will not bring the spider outside, but kill it.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Der will have to give Blakk his jacket, because Blakk’s will not fit Der, hehe.  But Der will zip them both up in it instead.

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

So far, Der’s older siblings have pretty much stayed out of it … and Blakk doesn’t have any.  So far, so good!

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?


19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

On a scale of 1 to 10, they would be at -1,000,000,000.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

Blakk types with perfect grammar, because he had a proper Imperial upbringing. Der takes all the shortcuts.

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

Blakk would probably be the one attacked (he has been before).  Der would either kill or seriously maim the attacker.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

They try to outdo each other on bad puns.  Blakk will sometimes giggle at Der’s and Der will sometimes smile.

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

Blakk does, and he is horrified, hahaha.

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Although only Der is strong enough to lift Blakk, the answer is neither.  Der would make him walk and Blakk would never ask. XD

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

Blakk will (eventually) compete in swoop racing, and Der would start out completely impassive and eventually be the loudest (and most aggressive) cheer-er in the crowd. XD

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?


27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

Neither of them would have the faintest idea where to begin, and neither would ever think to ask.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Der, ahahaha. If and when he gets a pet. XD

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

Der. But sometimes he makes Blakk hold it because Blakk is shorter and would find it more awkward.  Blakk responds by bumping the umbrella into Der’s face by “accident,” until Der snatches it away.

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

Even though Blakk would campaign long and hard for Tatooine, they would probably end up on Rishi.  Check out the pirate scene, race some swoops.  Neither would remember to take pictures because not leaving evidence behind is too ingrained as agents.
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Quick announcement: Seeing how this week is Finals Week at college, and I am dyingggg due to the regrettable mistake I made of taking 18 credits, Wednesday’s update of AYRiBF will be postponed to next Sunday. I’m sorry to do this to y’all, but if I want to pass my finals I really need to be able to focus solely on studying. But, silver lining: the end of Finals Week means the end of school for the semester, so I’ll have much more free time to work on this story and keep bringing you updates! 

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Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this


All the hard work and dedication is for living fully his last year as a high school student 

“We can escape to the great sunshine

We made it out to the other side…”