blizzard please give me the content of mccree chasing down reaper to confront him for what hes done especially since their own character arcs have essentially balanced each other with mccree starting as a deadlock gang members and then being part of blackwatch and mentored by gabe and subsequently being instilled with a huge sense of justice. and the other hand we have gabe essentially falling from grace and becoming this agent of talon where mccree was a member of deadlock. and tbh i think the best thing that could happen is have mccree try to help gabe in the way that he helped him and try to provide him closure and support about what happened and its obvious that other members of overwatch like mercy and ana still care about him and hes still got a huge amount of resentment and hate to get over. i just want mccree to be able to help gabe like gabe helped him 

Okay, so I know this isn't Overwatch related, but I have got to tell you guys what happened.

So I play Dungeons & Dragons (I know, I know. I’m a huge nerd. Laugh all you want) and last night my DM and I were rolling stats for my potential next character (If my current character dies) and afterwards he asked for my help in creating a Diety for tje world in which our game takes place in, and of course I wanted to create a fucking Diety. So like 30 minutes passed and we created this Diety and we are super content with his backstory and everything and how He will play out in the world in which our game takes place in. We then got onto a tangent about Vampires (Because a player in our game thinks an NPC is a Vampire, and he clearly isn’t lol) and we were talking about how it would be possible for him to be out in daylight if he were a Vampire and I said, “I think the only way for a Vampire to have sunlight resistance is if they were like a half-vampire.” (And I referenced Blade, the Marvel half-vampire super hero to explain) and then my DM was like, “Yeah, but Vampires don’t age so he would stay a baby for all eternity.” And then we joked about a Vampire baby (Because who wouldn’t? They will literally stay a baby for the rest of their lives lol) And so for like the next hour and a half we kept joking about this and it evolved into something glorious. So this baby–who has no name because his parents died before they could name him–has an adult male mind in the body of a baby, has a Brooklyn/New Jersey accent, has an obsession with “nipple juice, and blood to a lesser extent.” (because he is a vampire baby with an adult mind), Constantly makes pop-culture referenced jokes, but has no idea what they mean, he makes 4th wall jokes and constantly references character stats, jokes about his dead parents, but is incredibly insecure about it, he is also super sarcastic and shows no other emotion. He also doesn’t cry but instead says, “Whah.” (Literally saying the sound a baby makes, but says it super sarcastically and doesn’t have any emotion behind it) and says it as basically a retort to any and everything. He also runs an underground crime syndicate under the alias “Mr. Big” or “Mr. Bick” (I can’t remember lol) but no one has ever met him and would never assume it’s a baby. And every other sentence talks about “Nipple juice and blood to a lesser extent” and unapologetically and sarcastically saying “Whah”. But literally as we kept joking about him, my DM decided to put him within our game in some form or fashion and will have him in every game that he DM’s for. And I don’t know if this character is either the greatist thing or the worst thing to happen ever, but either way it’s going to hilarious nonetheless xD

daily reminder that I love rhysand, our lord and savior, death incarnate, night triumphant, high lord of the night court, light of my heart, my sun and stars, my flame in the dark, best thing that’s ever happened to me, most powerful high lord in history

I’d buy this… I heard this story once about Evel… don’t know if its true or not but I like it. 
Basically it goes that Evel is getting interviewed and his divorce comes up. He says how much he loves his ex. How he will always love her and that love is almost the most powerful thing int he world and gets him through the hard broken times. How she was the best thing that ever happened to him and yadda yadda yadda. 

The interviewer then asks the obvious question, “Then why aren’t you with her?”

She just could not take another jump, another trip to the hospital, the stress of death hanging on him like the stars and stripes he wore. 

The interviewer says something like, “Did you ever think about just stopping? You love her so much.”

“Well,” Evel said, “she begged me to stop and I did try to a couple of times. But at the end of the day I just had to say I love you but do you  know who the hell I am?”

anonymous asked:

Can you imagine like h talking to his mum and sister about which A levels he was going to take, working at the bakery, and then one day taking the train with his sister to london and changing his life forever. He didn't go back to Cheshire and back to his normal life of school, working at the bakery, his routine, hanging out with friends after school. "My baby brother never came home again. He grew up, and all of our memories became his origin story" Must have been so strange for him and his fam

Must be so surreal yeah.. His step dad said that too, ‘Harry went to an audition and never came home again’.  :/ But the BEST thing happened because of it, he’s living his dream :)

Husband Application

Name: Brock Rumlow
Age: 35
How well do we know each other?: Pretty damn well, in the intimate sense as well.
Do you have a pet name for me?: Babe
Do I have a pet name for you?: Sexiest Man Alive, yeah?
Are you attracted to me?: Hell fucking yeah
Why do you want to marry me?: You’re the best damn thing that’s ever happened to me.
Big wedding or Small wedding?: We had a pretty small wedding I think.
Do you see children in our future?: I think Izzy’s enough on her own, so nah.


Can you defeat me in a duel?: Hell no. But that’s how I like it.


Sexiest man alive, huh? I think we can work with that.

You know there’s a really easy way to make sure Izzy is an only child, handsome. But I won’t bring up the V-word again.

sir-scandalous  asked:

Oh no Kumas online and has healthy art and a good relationship that I'm jelly over ;) I'd better go yell and try and make her feel bad even tho she's the best thing that's ever happened to the fandom RARARARAR I hate everyone RARA I need to go outside RARA tags triggers Kin blah blah

*:゚*。⋆ฺ(*゚∀゚*) oh do go on huehuehue~

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Today I befriended the guy at the fancy cheese counter and got probably $50 worth of free cheese from his private mac’n’cheese kit.

This is just. The best thing that could have happened to me today. I went in to compare milk prices and came out with tons of cheese and a comrade. 

anonymous asked:

who dafuq would date sang su

Jung Sang Su trying to figure out why you don’t think he’s the best thing to happen to Korean hip hop since the beginning of time.

1. Groupies.

I wouldn’t say that he is popular here in South Korea, but Jung Sang Su does have a loyal, cult following.

He picks up plenty of girls and is never alone when I see him at a club or out and about in Hongdae.

2. Girls who just don’t know better.

These girls aren’t groupies, but they’ve seen Jung Sang Su on TV and think it’s “cool” that he was on TV, or that he’s a rapper– or both.

They probably don’t know that he’s not a rapper who is actually famous for his talent so much as his “tough guy” persona.

For the clueless reader, you can watch Jung Sang Su on Swaggers Made in USA.