I can’t believe it’s completely canon that Miranda Lawson, paragon of human perfection, still vehemently defends Australia’s place in the eurovision song contest (which she watches every year without fail) what a time to be alive
BILL!sans: (spot lights turn on as bill is seen dancing madly) "WHEN THERE WORLD IS FULL OF CAAARE~ AND EVERY HEADLINE SCREAAAMS DISREPAIR! WHEN BOTH LUST! STARVATION WAR AND LIFE! IS VIIILE~ HEHEHE! THEN THEIRS A CIRTEN THING I DOOOO!~ WICH I SHALL PASS ALOOONG TO YOU! THATS ALWAYS GARENTED TO MAKE ME SMIIIIIIIILE!~....IIII GOOOO LOOOONYYYYY! AS A LIGHT BULB BATTERD BUG! SIMPLY LOOOONYYYY! SOMETIMES FOME AND CHEW THE RUG! MISTER LIFE IS SWEEL! IN A PATTER CELL! IT WILL TAKE THOSE MOODS AWAY!-"