things that will be happening in t 10 minutes


Word Count - 4250 words
Not proofread

WARNING: Mature content, very smutty.

Based on the request: pls write where y/n and harry have sex a lot and end up getting pregnant but are happy about it.

You woke up with a moan at the back of your throat and strong hands digging into your hips. This was how most mornings were spent; one of you waking the other with your mouth of their body. Your back arched as he sucked on your sex all while two fingers were moving inside you.

His moans vibrated through making the fire in the pit of your stomach burn brighter. Your hands were thrashing around you, gripping the sheets just wasn’t enough. After a deep fuck of his tongue into your throbbing sex, you came, hard, with a yell.

Harry drew it out as long as he could, stopping when you had recovered your breath. You turned you head to the alarm clock of the bedside table seeing the time; 9:07 in the morning. You had plenty of time before you had to be up.

Harry’s face appeared in your vision as he collapsed on the bed next to you, his breath heavy. Your eyes were drawn to the rock-hard bulge in the boxers; your mouth watered at the sight. When you looked back up at his face, his smirk was a combination of smug and confidence.

“Your turn, love.”

“Babe, you want some lunch?” You called to Harry from the kitchen to where he was sprawled across the couch. You were both dressed and ready for the day despite having no plans to leave the house. You had to be in the same room as him to hear his response.

“Think I’m still full from my little snack before breakfast actually, thanks tho’.” With a little knowing smile, he turned to look back at his phone, leaving you with the thoughts of your wakeup call.

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anonymous asked:

Literally the most insane thing happened today. I work for a phone company as a call center rep. I get this call and immediately the woman is screaming. I can't understand what she's saying so I just read the call flow so I can get her info. 10 minutes screaming without giving me her info. When she finally does I pull up her account and its my aunt. I say "aunt (nickname)?" and she hangs up the phone. I'm literally dying oh my god

Rooftop Night // Jughead Jones Smut (ish)

Pairing: Jughead Jones x reader

Requested: Yes and I’m so so sorry that you had to wait for so long, hope you’ll like it xo

Warning: kissing, cursing, makeout session going on also

Word count: 1,345

Plot: You and Jughead are friends. One night when you’re at his place things get heated, but you’re on your period. What will happen?

A/N: You know you can stil´l request me and I promise I’ll write it faster, but I was so busy with graduating and parties with my friends that I just didn’t have time, but now I do. Enjoy x

A song to listen while reading :)

Originally posted by colexlili

I do not own that gif !

I wake up to my phone buzzing. I got a text from Jughead.

Juggie: Please come over, I’m so bored !

I smile at my phone and check the time. It’s 10 minutes past midnight.

Me: My parents won’t let me.. :(

You respond and see him typing.

Juggie: Just don’t tell them, sneak out

Me: You know they’re going to kill me if they find out

Juggie: No they won’t , ‘cause they won’t find out

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My dad is a molecular pharmacologist and my mum is a speech therapist. So, obviously, they said “no” at first when I said I wanted to become an actress. They refused and said: “You’re not doing this…” And rightly so! But I wouldn’t stop. So, when I was 10 and a half they said: “You can do this for a month and if you like it, we’ll see what happens.” But it’s the only thing in my life I’ve really stuck to. I’ve played just about every instrument for 10 minutes but then given up. – Kat Dennings

  • Missy: Hello, I am Doctor Who and these are my associates. Thing one . . and thing two.
  • Nardole: It's Nardole
  • Bill: Excuse me, but he calls himself the doctor.
  • Missy: It's Doctor Who. That's his name.
  • Bill: What.
  • Nardole: What.
  • Doctor: Don't listen to her. She's teasing.
  • Missy: He wanted to be cool and mysterious. He called himself that.
  • Doctor: Stop it.
  • Missy: He dropped the 'who' part because it didn't stick.
  • Doctor: Not true.
  • *Not even ten minutes later*
  • Doctor: I am Doctor Who. That's my name.
up10tion members during v apps

jinhoo: constantly smiling. (unless hwanhee fucks up. then BAD THINGS HAPPEN.) tries his best to keep everyone happy. usually can’t. smiles as the broadcast descends into utter chaos

kuhn: the group’s official mc #1. uses a lot of hand gestures when talking. stays fairly quiet unless it’s to talk about their upcoming promotions or what they did today. always sounds like he knows what he’s talking about/has planned his comments out 10 minutes beforehand

kogyeol: quiet. silently entertained by everyone else’s stupidity. tries to make sure that everyone has an equal opportunity to speak. poker face 90% of the time. good listener

wei: the group’s unofficial mc and “radio” host. silently laughing into his hand every 5 seconds. seems like he would do well as an entertainer in a more normal and less scream-y group. tired of the others being unentertaining and scream-y but doesn’t show it b/c he’s gotta stay STRONG

bitto: quiet. probably wishing he wasn’t here. also wants to make sure that everyone has an equal opportunity to speak. smiles at people’s jokes but also takes no shit. notices when ppl get quiet/upset and tries his hardest to make it better

wooshin: the group’s official mc #2. tries to make it entertaining while still maintaining a professional and clean atmosphere. keeps the broadcast going- otherwise the others would probably go on a tangent about fried fish for about 7 minutes

sunyoul: is terrible at v apps. semi-nervous. talks v loudly over other members. bursting out into song every 5 minutes. fusses over everyone. treats hwanhee like his own child by alternately cooing over him and yelling at him

gyujin: mood maker. preventing the members from literally strangling each other. laughs at people’s jokes so that the mood doesn’t become awkward. literal angel, savior of v apps

hwanhee: 1. defending himself from sunyoul by screaming; 2. trying to talk over the others by screaming; 3. POINTLESS INCOHERENT SCREAMING !!!1!1!11!!

xiao: v v uncomfortable with everything that is happening around him. just wants to go home. tries to do aegyo. gets drowned out by hwanhee’s screaming

Here’s a cute dumb thing that happened tonight, working at Waysubs as the closer and lately hordes of people have been coming in 10 minutes before close and they aren’t out at least 5 after. Same thing happened tonight, plus it was inventory night, so I left a bit later and ran into a last minute customer on my way to my car.




Totally cried after. I was getting a really bad mental block about that day of 20 minutes. I had planned to do an easier day. (Run 8 minutes, walk 5, run 8). Told my sister this and she was like “The worst that’s going to happen is you’ll repeat a day again!”
With that, decided to try it.

I’m so proud of myself. Holy shit. The first 10 minutes was ROUGH. The last 5 minutes was intense. I had pretty positive self talk throughout the whole thing, and breathed my way through a nasty side stitch I got only like… 3 minutes in. I’m over 14,000 steps today thanks to VBS and this run!

The last 5 minutes I REALLY wanted to give up. But I didn’t. 😊😱💪🏼

I ran it slow. I ran it steady. I RAN IT.

PS told the boy because I was so excited I couldn’t stand it and he was super proud 😊

I literally just smiled at my damn treadmill for my entire cool down after I cried. 😊

anonymous asked:

Actor Au: The person who plays Choker Boi is actually a makeup artist for the show (mostly does the rings under Sangwoo and Bums eyes). One day they needed a good looking kid for the gay bar scene, and they just randomly gave him a script telling him he was going to be an extra for a scene. He stood there dumbfounded for a good 10 minutes (random thing, srry)

Don’t apologize!! Thats really cute and I can totally see that happening. Him also being super nervous so he’s running through his lines with Bum’s actor or something to feel more comfortable.

anonymous asked:

i get what you're saying about chris and the 2022 question and the falling out, but what's your opinion on them making dil's engagement and wedding fall on 20:22 (basically) in each video? i definitely don't think that's an accident. is it just them embracing/poking fun at something that became a thing in the phandom?

I completely think it was an accident. The wedding was always going to be the culmination of the episode, the episode was primarily staging the wedding area. I think no matter what happened in the last 5-10 minutes of the game people would have went ‘omg they got married at 20:22!’ because that’s a fandom narrative they want to stay alive. (In reality, nothing happened at 20:22. Dil and Tabitha exchanged their vows at 20:36 and, rings at 20:41, they kissed at 20:46, and the pop up saying they got married was at 20:53.) 

Anonymous said:
It’s strange if they lost a friendship with Chris over a joke but not with Felix when he made way worse jokes about phan and about them on his channel.

There are a lot of difference in those situations. Chris is someone they were friends with before any of them were popular youtubers; Felix is someone they met via networking when they were all already popular on the flatform. Chris is someone who knew them essentially when they got together and saw that history form; Felix wasn’t. Chris was around for and still close to them during Dan’s little breakdown in 2012 and the video leaking; Felix wasn’t. Chris made that joke directly to Dan and Phil with an immediate expectation of them to respond; Felix said things passively that were easy to ignore. Dan and Phil were older, more mature, more aware of boundaries and more comfortable in humor about them in general when they got to know Felix. And with all that aside: they’re just not that close to Felix, so I feel like the comparison there is lacking. 

some weird things i do

-forget to eat
-space out 24/7
-sleep for 9+ hours a day whenever i can
-babble on about things people usually don’t care to listen to, like what happens when you give a hickey
-not realize ive done something until 10+ minutes later


So in the Captain Underpants music video, I spotted the lady who gives Professor Poopypants the Nobel Prize in the scene in the first picture. This also happens when the man Captain Underpants knocked off a bench also appears in the audience in the Nobel Prize scene. I don’t care about these characters commonly appearing (as this is the case in low-budget animated films like this) and actually found it funny, but these two things remind me of a quote from I Hate Everything’s review of Sing that I changed to describe the background characters in this movie:

“If you take a shot every time you see the same woman, man, or child character model, you’d probably be dead in 10 minutes. They don’t play around with the colors or any discernible features. It’s literally the exact same model!”

I haven’t shaken the habit
Of checking your horoscope;

I look to my own stars and
Wonder what goodness or
Strength or luck I will
Happen upon, and,

Heart-sunk and disappointed,
I am glancing through yours, too.

This is all I have left.
This is how the soft parts of me make sure
Things are okay.

This is my way
Of lamenting the intimacy of what we were

Without ever having to see
your fucking face again.

—  Two minute poem while I sleep in a bed that is not my own, cassandra litten, 10 July 2017 (unedited)

anonymous asked:

you didn't like sooyoung in 38 task force??

It’s not that I didn’t like her in it (I appreciate every second of sooyoung askjd), it’s what they did to her. She was supposed to be the antagonist in the story, she’s said it so herself in the special behind the scenes episode 38tf had. At the end of last year when she answered a few questions for sone note (I think) she literally said 38tf was the worst thing that happened to her that year. Listen she was supposed to be the female LEAD, and there were episodes where she didn’t even have 10 minutes of screen time? Sooyoung showed her disappointment towards that drama very clearly and it’s completely understandable. She literally deleted EVERYTHING on her ig promoting that drama 2 weeks into it, which shows that they promised her something different from what they gave her, the only thing she didn’t delete was the pictures with the cast which I’m sure she holds very dear to her since she at least keeps in contact with sunbin (god bless, the only good thing that came from that shit show honestly). They used her status to gain attention, publicity, and ratings, it’s messed up. She deserved better, and Sooyoung playing an antagonist would’ve been a legit dream come true, so yeah I’ll never stop being bitter about this tbh.

daughterofsarenrae  asked:

How did your own D&D game go last night?

Oh wow thank you so much for asking!

It was AWESOME. Like holy shit so much happened and I’m just in awe of how quick my DM is at thinking on his feet.
We found out a shit ton about some deities and some religious lore and we fought our first big boss. We’re in an Ank'harel type of city and in a nightclub when my DM timed us for 10 minutes at one point to break out of these arcane sound barriers triggered by the boss. If we didn’t get out in time, we would have started that wicked boss fight at half health. Our boss was so fucking cool and clever (even though my party kept getting knocked out, including me). It was a long one too; probably around 5-6 rounds of combat and it was so quick too. She used arcane energy through those barriers to channel magic through the floor of the dance floor with a turn table it was so cool.
Although I had to make my first death saving throw ever as a player, I succeeded with a nat 20 which put my elf ranger on her feet to land the killing shot on her getting the satisfying “how do you want to do this?” After that, we earned a well deserved level up

anonymous asked:

Baking with Curly?

-baking with curly is very fun
-food fights are the #1 thing to happen
-flour is absolutely everywhere
-after a while, you get to baking
-you do the measurements, curly does the mixing cause he loves to flex in front of you
-putting frosting or batter on each others noses
-sweet sweet kisses
-making him help clean
“but that’s sooooo boring Y/N”
“Curly you will take this rag and help me clean”
-he ends up distracting you by trying to cuddle
-him getting so childish and excited when the timer goes off and it’s ready
-can’t wait for it to cool
“it looks so good!!”
“10 more minutes I promise baby”
-baking is a lot of mess but so much fun with Curly because it relaxes him and you get kisses and sweet dessert

One of the kids in the 5/6 class I taught today had a nose bleed, and since he was really chill about it, and everyone assured me that this was just a thing that happens, I was happy to let him stay in class. He was straight up sitting there, holding a tissue to his nose with one hand, and writing with the other. I did end up sending him to sick bay eventually, because it wasn’t stopping (and I’m pretty sure that legally, I have to do that for continual bleeding, despite his reluctance about it), but somewhere around the 10 minute mark, all I could think was “Tissues aren’t cutting it. How inappropriate would it be to give him a tampon to shove up his nostril?” And that was when I realised that I really shouldn’t be trusted as the adult in the room.

“Tough times don’t last, tough people do. Stick together, all of us.” - Quote of the day at Finsbury Park station.

I don’t normally do this kind of thing, however…

I’ve lived in Islington for nearly 10 years, just a 5 minute walk from where the terrorist attack on the Muslim Mosque happened last night. I heard the sirens as they rushed by my flat but I never thought it would be a terrorist attack. Never believed it could happen where I live.

I came to love my caring, welcoming community in a matter of weeks when I first moved here. And quickly learned that no matter who you are, where you come from, the colour of your skin, your religion or your sexuality, there is a place for all in Islington. Hate is not welcome here and I will stand with my community because we are resilient. Choose love.