“'She looks just like your wife,’ Magnus
said, offhandedly. His gaze tore back to Alec when he heard the other man choke
on the coffee he was drinking. ‘Oh, I’m sorry, are you two not married.’ 'Uh,
no,’ Alec said after recovering from his coughing fit. 'Izzy is my sister.'”
Aka, the “I fell in love with the
pregnant girl across the hall’s brother” AU.
Magnus Bane’s the head of his own
company. Alec Lightwood is in his last year of law school. They’ve never met
but have one thing in common: neither does relationships. Just one night
stands. That is until they find themselves matched on a hookup app and suddenly
one night is not enough.
Also known as the one where Magnus and
Alec meet and think they can have no strings attached sex and not develop
Despite what his sister
thinks about his non-existent love life, Alec is not in danger of an oncoming
descent into recluse crazy cat owner. For one; Church would eat his competitors
for Alec’s undivided attention and two; Alec’s a little hung up over Magnus
When Magnus gets to Nashville, Indiana
to handle his late mother’s will, he doesn’t expect to be forced to stay there
for six months. Six months away from New York and lost in the wildness of the
It quickly appears that he is going to
go through six months of living hell.
The fact that he hates the local
veterinarian on sight isn’t helping.
Alec had a problem. One
that was wrapped up in exquisite clothing and dusted in glitter. Alec was
quickly realising that being around Magnus was terrible for his composure.
Ignoring the fact that he could barely string a sentence together without
tripping over his words, he’d discovered a new distraction: magic.
After closing a
particularly spectacular legal case Magnus sends Ragnor a celebratory text only
to find himself the victim of autocorrect and having to explain to a very
handsome angel (Alec) that he isn’t God, no matter how much he wishes he was
Magnus wore cardigans
and baggy slacks. He owned two cats, and he lived in a home more suitable for
an elderly mundane woman for a reason. He was to remain boring and unsuitable
for most associations with people. He did not like attention, no matter how
positive it might be. He was to seem eccentric and weird. Living a life focused
on magic that was supposed to not exist.
Magnus Bane is a famous
stripper, used to pretty boys falling in love with him after one dance. The
feeling is hardly ever mutual. But when he meets the freshly turned twenty-one
year old Alec lightwood, he can’t take his eyes off him, and they find themselves
in love quicker than they expected.
Alec Lightwood is in
love with his best friend and colleague Jace.
Jace is straight and at the moment he’s dating
this Clary girl. Alec is certain it won’t last, as all his friend’s previous
Then there’s Magnus Bane, another co-worker and
a man who sure knows how to make Alec feel embarrassed.
Something’s going on between Alec and Magnus.
Something’s going on between Jace and Clary
Magnus is an interior
designer who is dreading going to his yearly Christmas party and Alec a waiter
who has dealt with more than enough Christmas cheer to last a lifetime. But
when the two set eyes on the other across a crowded restaurant are they going
to be destined for more when the festive season is over?
Alec has enough on his plate right now.
His parents are furious at him, Magnus Bane is making him feel things he’s
trying so hard not to feel, his wedding is coming up, and his world is breaking
apart.What he doesn’t need is a fussy mundane
version on himself showing up in the Institute basement. What he doesn’t need
is Magnus telling him that they’ll just have to wait for Seelie Magic to suck
that version of himself back to his own dimension.But since when does Alec get what he
Alternate Dimension Alec gets trapped in the Shadowhunter reality at some point
after the “I know you feel what I feel” scene. The gang desperately
tries to stop chaos from ensuing.
“How did you manage to never run
into him? He’s always helping with stuff and he’s even been at the institute
about three weeks ago to strengthen the wards against further attacks from
Valentine,” she replied and looked at her brother incredulously. Alexander
scrunched up his nose and shrugged.
“Well, maybe I have better things
to do than waiting around to watch some overrated warlock do magic
tricks,” he commented a little defensively but it was the truth. He always
had something to do and even when they were not out demon hunting, he had
either paperwork to do or train.
“Pardon me, but I’m not just some overrated warlock. I’m the High Warlock of Brooklyn and
that title is well deserved, if I may say so. And I’m appalled that you refer
to my magic as petty tricks. You Nephilim always act to high and
mighty, yet you’re constantly in need of some tricks from overrated warlocks to help you out of some unnecessary
dilemma,” a foreign voice interjected and Alec whirled around, fingers
instinctively curling around his bow to be ready to attack if need be. The
owner of the voice was not what Alexander had expected, to be honest.
With the war finally
over, Magnus had time to be alone and his mind decided to bring up all the
things and people he had lost in the war at once. At his own loft, with his two
beloved cats sleeping soundly, Magnus broke down……
“Keep your hands to yourself,” Alec
tells Magnus apropos of nothing.
Magnus frowns. “I’m on the other side of
the table!” he protests… not that he wasn’t thinking about some light groping
per say, but they’re in public, Alec might not be into it and, while he’s good
at concealing it, Magnus does have manners. Sometimes.
“So here we are.” Magnus said,
taking a step closer to Alec.
Alec gulped and took a deep breath in
through his nose. “Yeah, here we are.” He squeezed his fingers
nervously in his fists as he caught Magnus glancing towards his lips. “I-I
suppose you want me to kiss you?” He stuttered, voice faltering.
And he didn’t think it would be mended
anytime soon. He certainly didn’t think he’d be ready to let anybody in. Until
a beautiful boy walks into his shop, and steals his breath with shy glances,
kind words, and a fantastic coffee machine.
Maybe this Christmas will be better.
Or: In which Camille is awful, Ragnor
and Raphael are an old married couple, and Magnus can’t help but be enamoured
by Alec Lightwood.
Alec Lightwood is a happily settled down
man in a loving, caring relationship. But things weren’t always that way… and
once upon a time, Alec used his Valentine’s Day to celebrate the spirit of the
night as much as possible.
aka. world inverted legendary lothario
They are on opposite
edges of the same ideal. Alec so young, and Magnus so much older. Alec a
blessed acolyte of the Angel, Raziel. Magnus the abandoned son of the Greater
Demon, Asmodeus. Magnus with so much more unimportant and irrelevant
experience, and Alec with none. They could not be more different if they tried,
and yet, they are also the same. A matched set of uncertainty and inability to
accept that someone might want them for exactly who they are.
So.” Alec flops back onto the bed,
sprawled in a lazy heap on his back, sated and boneless. Magnus is already
lying on his belly, basking in the afterglow, and he surreptitiously steals
closer, burrowing against Alec’s side. “Best sex of my life.”
Magnus hums, resting his head on his
arms, revelling in the thrill those words send through him.
“Or, well,” Alec hazardously waves an
arm around, “easily in the top three.”
Magnus giggles. He has no idea where
that came from. It’s uncharacteristic for him. Magnus Bane, High Warlock of
Brooklyn is usually much too dignified to giggle. But then Alec turns his head
and grins at Magnus, lopsided and loopy but brilliant, oh so brilliant, warming
Magnus from the inside out and maybe this is exactly the kind of situation which
calls for a giggle, so Magnus will allow it. Just this once.
Magnus holds out his
hand, a silver chain running around his middle finger and wrist, and Alec
doesn’t have the time to process it – to think, doesn’t have the time to
realise what’s going to happen because he has to take it and he does,
electricity dancing through their fingers and down his back and he tries not to
think about it, holds out his own hand for Jace and feels unbalanced; he knows
Jace’s touch, remembers it from roughing each other up when they were kids even
though he tried to forget it, to turn it into a ghost when he understood, but
Magnus’ is new and smooth and unassuming and he feels uncomfortable, doesn’t
know what to do with it.
there he was. Midnight, at a party. Preparing himself to do something with a
guy. To spend one night getting all of this- this unspeakable desire out of his
system. He needed to forget it before he made a mistake and ruined his career,
his chances of becoming Head of the New York Institute.
(Alec’s panic attacks were getting worse
and worse and maybe if he spent one night with a guy he could get it out of his
system, and he could forget being gay and loving Jace. But nothing went that
smoothly, so of course Alec’s one night stand had to be Magnus Bane, and they
had to keep bumping into each other. It wasn’t like Alec wanted to understand
his emotions, anyway.)
So recently my precious baby bun has been getting shit about his skin because he has acne. Which EVERYONE has dealt with at least once in their life, or still is dealing with it. It’s not a big deal, it’s just skin, it doesn’t change what an amazing person Jungkook is. And honestly I love his acne, it just makes him normal and human. Every imperfection he has, in my eyes, just makes him even more perfect so that’s why I’m making this appreciation post about his perfect imperfections which I adore with all my heart
His facial scar
i love it so much it just makes him even more handsome asdfghjkl
look how cute it looks, i just wanna kiss it
my heart hurts because of how adorable he is
DO YOU SEE THIS BEAUTY
w o w what a beautiful specimen
LOOK AT THIS SOFT LIL FLUFF. LEMME CUDDLE AND KISS HIM
bare faced kookie is my favourite kookie
look at this sleeping beauty
i wanna kiss all over his face. what a fucking angel
baby boy is the cutest thing to grace this planet i cant deal
His arm scar
lemme kiss it pls also sweaty kook will be the death of me
oh look more sweat :) THIS LOOK MURDERS MY ASS INCLUDING THE SCAR
LOOK AT THE FLOOF
^^literally me cuz i can’t handle looking at his beauty
His knee scars
PLS JUNGKOOK. SITTING LIKE THAT IS GONNA KILL ME
id have a few knee scars because of him if you know what i mean *wink wink* im so sorry
two angels istg
I love Jungkook with every fiber of my being and all I wanna do is protect him. If anyone hates on him I will fite them. He is not disgusting, he is not overrated, he is none of the things I‘ve seen these assholes call him. He is the most sweetest, talented, caring human being alive and I’m just so happy to be around at the same time as him to watch him grow and shine. ❤️
constant #productivity as a Cool Thing is overrated and just a new and exciting way for capitalism to eat your soul. enjoy life and be creative and reject capitalist values, your productivity doesn’t determine your worth
The way I see it is, there is no such thing as over or underrated. People like who/what they like. You can argue over an opinion all day.... Neither argument will ever be "right" or "wrong"
No there is though. You honestly think someone like pearl who skipped meet and greets, was so wasted during performances she couldn’t even perform, spit in people’s faces and did mediocre at best on the show (but somehow made it to top 3) really deserved all the praise she got? When queens like Kennedy Davenport who is an amazing performer and professional drag queen got slept on and when they did get attention it was hate from bitter Katya stans. Queens like ChiChi who take the time to acknowledge their fans and put on amazing shows literally didn’t feel safe to leave their own homes bc of death threats and hate. Bob who is one of the wittiest/funniest queens to be on the show and slayed the competition gets told he didn’t deserve to win and is heavily fucking slept on but Kim who can’t perform for shit and also skated by in the competition get mad love from fans and people really think she was robbed. Sharon was and still is popular despite the fact that she’s racist, has abused fans and spat in fans’ faces in line at dragcon (the list goes on and on for her) but there’s queens like Shangela and JDF who are actually amazing artists and performers and super sweet people barely get any attention to this day. There is a such thing as being overrated and there is a such thing as being underrated. It should be obvious, it’s not hard to see but the truth is fans will defend a pretty face over actual talent.
C: For me, I just stopped caring for the whole black love thing as far as dating or marrying a black man. For some reason I find myself more attracted to white men. I’m from California and I moved to Mississippi for school and the black men here aren’t that attractive to me and I don’t really know why. I find the whole black love thing to be overrated. It’s like when women have conversations about why black men don’t love us, to me I just don’t care if they do or not. Does anyone else feel this way?
To celebrate Supernatural’s 15th season, the producers have decided to hold a contest to cast an unknown in a recurring role as Sam’s rumored love interest. They are doing open casting calls all over the country. Your best friend Nikki wants to go and she drags you along.
A/N: My inspiration for Nikki is the one and only red, @oriona75. So I am actually telling two stories here, Jared and Readers, and Sam and Gemini’s. It flips back and forth, so try and keep up! :)
Characters: Jared Padalecki, Reader, Best friend Nikki(OC) Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Mark Sheppard, PA Emily (OC) Cliff, Other Supernatural cast and crew
After what felt like an eternity of waiting, the doctor finally came out to speak to Ryan. “Emily did great. We’ll need to keep her for a few days for observation since we had to do an emergency C-section, but she will be fine I think.”
“And the baby?” Ryan asked.
“Your son is fine. Nice healthy set of lungs. Emily is in post-op and the baby is getting checked out by the pediatrician. You will be able to see them both shortly.”
“What are you naming him?” Jared asked.
“Dylan James.” Ryan told him. There were tears in his eyes as he tried to hold it together.
We stayed with Ryan until he was allowed to go and see Emily. I gave him my cell number and asked him to give it to Emily to call when she was feeling up to it. Nikki and I hugged him and Jared shook his hand. “Thanks for everything.” He said as he followed the nurse out of the room.
Jared was driving the three of us back to our apartments when Nikki spoke. “Why don’t you tweet something, Y/N? Most of the crew follows you on Twitter, that way everyone will know whats going on.”
Y/F/N Y/L/N @GeminigiraffeRN
Please join me in welcoming the newest member of the SPN family, Dylan James. Mom Emily is doing great! We love you Em!
I’ve never gone from RAGING to brimming with Petty Joy so fast in my damn life. That will hands down always be one of my favorite moments in. In my entire life. Very few things will feel as good or be as iconic as watching the overrated, mediocre white movie get publically humiliated by the black movie like that. That was nothing short of legendary. They will be talking about that moment 100 years from now. Know that you just witnessed history happening live.
also shout out to kiana winston, who had a couple of baby hops and let off the pace but was really RIGHT there in the AA
if she were a tiny bit more consistent and if scoring was fair and equal, she’d be the #1 gymnast in the country. she just does gymnastics the way it’s meant to be done… and I hope eventually she gets recognition for that
Guess what really good side story thing from an overrated videogame series I got into
If you haven’t guessed yet it’s Nazi Zombies
It’s consuming my life
!!!!Okay important thing below!!!!
I’m not a Nazi like my god just because just drew one does not mean I support their fucked up garbage and it doesn’t mean I’m a neo Nazi okay
It’s only an interest in history and a video game
•●also credit to the original imagine the squad drawing stuff I guess●•
Just finished Legion and let me tell you something:
THAT is a good “retro” sciene fiction show and not that overrated and dull Stranger Things bullshit.
Seriously, it is one of the best things that have ever came out of the Marvel Universe. It is already in my top 4 besides Logan, Jessica Jones and that refreshing begining that was the first movie of the Thor franchise.