things that are magnificent

anonymous asked:

your hair is so FWOOOOOSH it's scandalous. also neat videos, you keep doing your thing, you magnificent nerd

Idk it just grows like that. I’m not too fond of it.

Shout out to all the people whose families won’t recognize the fucked up things they put you through. 

You are beautiful and magnificent and your pain is valid. 

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. 

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Mercer’s Magnificent Mane™ appreciation post

Requested by ~Anon~

dreamy thoughts
  • how do we know that magical creatures don’t exist? just because we haven’t seen them doesn’t prove they aren’t real.
  • what if clouds really are cotton wool and we can sleep in them? but airplanes move too fast for us to know.
  • flowers and forests are my home.
  • I walk in a snowy pine tree forest but I don’t feel cold. All the little woodland creatures greet me as a friend.
  • I’m looking up at the stars, but the stars are too distant for me to see that they’re smiling back, hoping that I’ll be okay.
  • what will my future hold? any day now, I could do something I fear terribly and all my dreams will form into a reality.
  • all the swans in the mirror lake know my name, they sing for me and tell me their stories.
  • I metamorphosize like a butterfly, from a shy weak little thing to a magnificent being of magic.
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Love the Way You Lie by @okimi79

Blue Baes


Business card design I drew for my joint-business @coffeeandteastudios seeing as I’m still a KaraGirl and my partner is Rem’s #1 hero in the world so—

Drawn back in like…October? Just been too busy LAZY to post it on all my socials >w>;;

Things about The Magnificent 7 that need to be shared
  • After the first gun fight when Goody got shot they’re all trying to figure out where everyone is, Goody’s saying something about candles or some shit and Billy keeps staring at his arm (where he got shot)
  • Emma holding that guys hand when Red Harvest is fuCKING Denali uP
  • Sam singing “Bring ‘em in” when Bouge sends those 2 dudes in to get Sam towards the end
  • Teddy Q is precious and must be protected at all costs
  • After Goody left and Horne is talking about how it’s good to be in the service of men he respects he specifically looks at Red
  • UGH when Sam is trying to convince Goody to stay and fight and he goes “You’ll be disappointing more than just me if you leave.” (((BILLY)))
  • When the little girl offers Horne water and he says in the most delicate and pure way “Thank you, miss.” i cRI
  • HORNE PROTECTING TEDDY AFTER HE GOT SHOT
  • Obviously Vasquez leading Faraday’s horse (totally in love w/ each other)
  • buT ALSO Red w/ Horne’s body 
  • Teddy Q is so smol and amazing and I love him
  • Billy’s last words are “Goody”
  • I WILL ALSO NEVER BE OVER HOW VASQUEZ COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED THAT GUY UP AFTER HE SHOT FARADAY 
  • no you don’t understand the way he stalked out of that church and unloaded into that guy i don’t have to words to describe what he looked like
  • Red’s horse was actually beautiful
  • also goddam Martin Sensmeier riding bareback is not easy especially riding bareback when you’re hauLING ASS like he was i applaud you
  • Remember Iron Man 3 the “cheap trip and a cheesy one-liner” yea that is literally Joshua friggin Faraday
  • After Billy kills that guy with his hairpin (awesome) there’s a shot of Goody and he smirks and rolls his eyes so fucking fondly like “You couldn’t just shoot him Billy, you had to go for the theatrics, so dramatic, we all know you’re faster than him, ya just HAD to show off.”
  • alSO the fucking way he flicks that godamn cigarrette with such flair
  • the little run that Faraday does when he’s trying to get away with the cash right at the beginning when everyone is freaking out over Sam
  • also really not fair that Red Harvest doesn’t have sleeves because Martin Sensmeier is JACKED 
  • “Je-sus wept.”
  • ALSOalsoalso ho-ly SHIT the shot right before the big battle where Sam is on his horse on the ridge overlooking the town and the sky is this dark blue and everything is dark you can’t really make out details just his outline against the sky and the music is perfect and that fucking shot is so amazing
  • Peter Sarsgaard did a really fantastic job in this movie
  • When Faraday flicks his cigarette at Vasquez
  • ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐm ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ OKAY so this shot was like super quick but when that lady comes up with Horne’s weird pelt carpet jacket thing or whatever Vasquez is like smiling at him then it cuts back to Horne THEN back to Vasquez and he has this dumb little smile on his face and he bops his head back and forth and its the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen Manuel Garcia-Rulfo is a gift to us all
  • off topic of this text post but i refuse to accept the ending of this movie and the only AU i will accept is the one where everyone lives and four out of the seven are gay and they all stick together forever


i just want to yell about these idiot cowboys for eternity

A magnificent day.

After defeating a dragon, and salvaging dragonhide, scales, a heart, bones and meat we found an empty noblemen’s house that was full of wine and cheese. We proceeded to make dragon burgers and party with a Hell Knight Cenatur. 

Orc Brawler: So today’s been a great day. A day full of profit, adventure, violence and fine dining.

Orc Brawler *Sips wine*

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“The cake was a magnificent thing, rich and creamy with the perfect amount of coconut.” -The Reptile Room by Lemony Snicket

Uncle Monty’s Coconut Cream Cake

Cake Ingredients

  • 2 sticks of butter, softened
  • ½ cup of vegetable oil 
  • 3 cups of sugar from the sugar bowl
  • 5 eggs
  • 1 cup coconut milk
  • 3 cups of flour
  • 2 teaspoons of baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon of salt

Cake Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350˚F. In a large bowl, stand mixer, or diving helmet, cream the butter, oil, and sugar. Add eggs and beat. 
  2. Mix flour, baking powder, and salt. Alternate adding the dry ingredients and coconut milk, stirring until homogenous, a word which here means “uniform in consistency.” 
  3. Evenly divide cake mix into three 9-inch cake pans, oiled and floured. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the middle comes out clean. 

Frosting Ingredients

  • 16 oz of cream cheese
  • 3 cups of powdered sugar
  • 20 oz of shredded coconut
  • ½ teaspoon of vanilla extract 

Viscid Frosting Directions

  1. Mix together the cream cheese, sugar, vanilla, and about 2/3 of the coconut. 
  2. Stack the layers of the cake, applying copious amounts of frosting between each layer. Cover the outside of the layers with the remaining frosting. 
  3. Press the remaining shredded coconut onto the outside of the cake. 
  4. Refrigerate overnight.