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I bet Robin buys Morgan the same book every year for her birthday.

the whole “let me hit my head to see if it triggers any memories” thing will never not be funny to me (although a bit worrisome)

when cis/staight people insist that only things like explicit violence and hatred count as trans/homophobia its 100% a tactic to let themselves off the hook because small scale things like misgendering and jokes with lgbt people as the punchline, aka things that they insist “dont count,” are things that they do and they dont want to take responsibility for contributing to a homo/transphobic society or take the time to check themselves

Okay, but imagine a Magic/Mermaid au where Merman!Lance has a sort of bioluminescent sort of thing going on. 

The glow just sort of mystifies Warlock!Keith whenever Lance does the thing, and compliments Lance for it. Telling him that it’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen and Lance just sort of light’s up and Keith compliments him even more. To the point where Lance dives back under the water to try not only to stop glowing, but to also slow down his rapidly beating heart. 

Because oh no he really, really likes the cute warlock that saved his life. 

Is Yorshka Ocelotte, the missing child of Oceiros? 

After you join the Blade of the Dark Moon covenant and give her 10 proves of concord kept, Yorshka will tell you that Gwyndolin, the dark sun is her older brother. She has tentacle-liked things at the sides of her neck. Gwyndolin had tentacles coming out of his lower part too.

But why does she have lilac dragon scale-liked things on her face and a dragon tail? When neither Gwyndolin nor Gwynevere, her siblings, had such features.

The strangeness of her physique is noticeable as well. She has very long neck and her arms are very thin. Does all this mean that she is a result of the union between Gwyn and a dragon? Or has someone of Gwyn’s bloodline united with a dragon? Because the only other character in the Souls series that share her features is Priscilla from DS1.

Or is her true identity Ocelotte, the missing child of the dragon Oceiros, the consumed king?

Yorshka became the leader of the Blade of the Dark Moon once her older brother and former leader of the covenant, Gwyndolin disappeared. 

She said that after that, Sulyvahn the sorcerer falsely named himself Pontiff and locked her up in the tower. It’s pretty obvious that she has interacted with no one at all ever since then because she said that she knew very little about anything. (I think it’s after you tell her that you can’t fly) She is absolutely unaware that her brother was fed to Aldrich, the god eater, by the hands of Sulyvahn and she said that she hoped to meet him again one day.

The fact that she admits that she knows very little might indicate that she is also unaware that she might have been fed lies by Sulyvahn about her being Gwyndolin’s sibling.

But why would Sully feed Gwyndolin to Aldrich but keep Yorshka’s alive securely in the tower? 

In a room after the kitchen in Irythill (where Siegward can be found if you follow his questline), there is a knight staring at the picture of Gwynevere.

He drops an item called divine blessing and this is its description; holy water blessed by the Queen of Lothric. Fully restores HP and cures ailments. The Queen of Lothric, married to the former King Oceiros, was initially revered as a goddess of fertility and bounty. After giving birth to Ocelotte, her youngest, she quietly disappeared. At this point, it’s safe to say that the Queen of Lothric is related to Gwynevere. Maybe the Queen is one of Gwynevere’s daughters and it is very possible that Ocelotte, The Queen’s youngest would be able to use miracles and chimes.

Yorshka has a chime and she can grant you Darkmoon blade miracle. Here’s the description of Yorshka’s Chime; A sacred chime belonging to Yorshka. Her brother, the former knight captain, presented her with this medium together with another gift: her name.The ringing of the chime must have done much to soothe her loneliness.

Was Yorshka born without a name like Emerald Herald in DS2? Or has she been born with a different name? A name that clearly indicates her true identity which will only bring her harm. Ocelotte perhaps?

Though Ocelotte’s gender is not mentioned in this description, Oceiros calls Ocelotte “him” and he accuses us of trying to take his beloved Ocelotte away because he believes that his child has such great power and is some sort of a special being.

Now back to Sully, the one who keeps Yorshka lock up and away from the rest of the world.

This is the description of Soul of Pontiff Sulyvahn; One of the twisted souls, seeped in strength. Use to acquire many souls, or transpose to extract its true strength. Pontiff Sulyvahn of Irithyll imprisoned a god of the old royalty in the abandoned cathedral, to be fed to the devourer.

It’s interesting that Yorshka is addressed as “a god” and not “a goddess” even though she appears feminine.

She’s being kept to be devoured by Aldrich which is exactly the same fate as Gwyndolin. 

Who’s to say that Yorshka has not been raised as a daughter like Gwyndolin? So that “she” would never easily be discovered as “Ocelotte” the youngest son of Lothric bloodline.


And Taron, seriously, fax me.
Yeah, I will. Cheers, love.

I have no idea what this is but I like it.

Clenches fist cause ilu archosaurman

I’m so proud of myself right now, lol. I just looked through all the Frostiron Reverse Bang stories in the collection on AO3, and only one story has more words than mine right now and only by 2k words.

And I felt like it was short…. XD

yo just a reminder

people seem to forget that there’s not just one definition of asexual or aromantic. some ace people are completely repulsed by anything sexual and aren’t comfortable hearing or reading about it while others are comfortable talking about stuff related to sex, nudity etc, and they masturbate etc, they just don’t want to have sexual intercourse with another person. Same with aromantic people, some are repulsed by romance in media and pda etc, while some love talking about it theoretically they just don’t want it for themselves personally, there’s also aro people who enjoy sex but don’t want a romantic relationship at all. There’s not just one definition, and i think that’s important to remember.

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