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Bitty’s Southern

Bitty is a southern boy and as a southern girl let me tell you there are things he does that make the rest of SMH go “Ummm….what?” 

  • He says stuff that makes literal ZERO sense to the rest of the team. Mostly southern phrases etc. LIKE, “That boy is about of useless as tits on a bull.” or  if it’s raining but the sun is out Bits just says, “Devil must be beatin’ his wife.”  Everyone is confused as shit.
  • “Oh my goodness I want Chick-fil-a. BUT IT’S SUNDAY.”
  • Holster going,” Hey Bits can you hand me a coke?” and Bitty responding with, “Sure, which kind do you want? We’ve got sprite, mtn dew, dr. pepper…” BC in the south every soda is a coke.
  • “Y’all know what I miss the most about Georgia? Cheerwine. And Duke’s Mayo. You northerners keep using that hellman’s stuff or miracle whip and let me tell you. IT. IS .NOT. MAYONNAISE.”
  • “IT’S SO HOT! Summer is the WORST” “Ransom, It’s like, 70 degrees. It gets up to like 115+ in Georgia. And it’s not even humid! You hush your mouth.”
  • The first time Bitty goes to Stop & Shop with one of the guys from SMH he tells them to grab a buggy on their way in and said member stares at him for a second, “What’s a buggy?” “Oh for goodness sake. A shopping cart! We need a shopping cart!”
  • Bitty’s drunk at a kegster when he suddenly shouts, “WHO WANTS TO PLAY CORNHOLE?!” 
  • It’s New Years so of course Bitty’s making black eyed peas, collards, cornbread, ham, and a pineapple upside down cake. “It’s for luck.”
  • Bitty will be checking Facebook and be like, “Oh bless his heart.” Chowder notices him fretting over the phone so he asks what’s up “Oh it’s just one of my friend from high school’s dad.” and Chowder, being the precious person that he is, responds with, “Oh no. What happened? Is he ok?” Bitty just shakes his head, “He’s done went and fell out of the deer stand. Again. Broke his arm and bruised his pride. You think he would’ve learned his lesson after the same thing happened last huntin’ season”
  • Jack’s all dressed up in a suit or something, he has a meeting with the Falcs, “What are you all gussied up for?”
  • “Look at what all I got up at the outlet mall!!”
  • Rans/Holster/Bitty share a bathroom so I reckon this has happened at least once: “Neither of y’all go in the bathroom! I’m fixin’ to shower”  to which Holster responds, “What was that Bits? What are you fixing?” Bitty hollers from his room, arm full of clothes, “I’m fixin’ to shower!” Ransom chimes in, “I didn’t know the shower was broken!” At this point Bitty is getting frustrated,“Oh for the love of Pete! You Yankees.” He speaks slowly and pronounces each word carefully, “I am going to go take a shower so please do not go and hog the bathroom.”
  • “So I was talking to Momma and APPARENTLY Mrs. Jones, the one that lives down the road, was rude as all get out.” “Really? What’d she do?” Bitty just throws his hands up, “Momma and Coach were drivin’ back to the house and Mrs. Jones was driving in the opposite direction so of course Momma waves at her. AND SHE DIDN’T WAVE BACK.”
  • I know for a FACT that at some point Bits makes a pitcher of sweet tea, puts it in the fridge, and the boys/Lardo finds it. “What’s this?” “Oh, it’s just some tea. You want some?” So Bitty pours them a glass and approximately 2 seconds later “WHAT IS THIS? IT’S LIKE SYRUP! Bits this isn’t tea! It’s diabetes in a cup!”
  • “Just rub some bacon grease on it.”
  • “Don’t you dare pour that coffee out! I can use it for gravy!”
  • “You know what food I miss? Fried pickles. No, wait, HUSHPUPPIES. I’d kill for some right now.”

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anonymous asked:

sonny👏🏻and👏🏻pete👏🏻height👏🏻differences👏🏻

👏I AGREE👏

although weirdly enough out of all the people i can remember pete interacting with in the show, as far as i can tell, hes only taller than sonny and daniela,, which is weird to think about, he just seems really tall because he literally only stands by tiny tiny sonny

even so! he’s the perfect height,,

the perfect height difference for hugs and forehead kisses,, how lucky we all are

silveramoebasquid  asked:

GOTTA REBOOT THIS SHIT FOR CAPTAIN-OF-THE-SALTY-SETTERS-SQUAD, PUTS-UP-WITH-WAY-TOO-MUCH-NONSESNE, SOFT BABY, HARDCORE FUCK YOU UP, ONLY-STZ-NOT-TO-GET-IN-ON-A-SPORTS-SCHOLARSHIP, SECOND YEAR REGULAR REGARDLESS, PROBABLY DOESNT SLEEP ENOUGH, SASSY RICH BOY, TAKES NO SHIT, WILL-NOT-HESITATE-TO-PUNCH-YOU, HIGH-KEY NERD, WILL-NOT-CARE-IF-HE-OFFENDS-YOU-THAT-WAS-ACTUALLY-THE-POINT-ANYWAY, GOSH-DANG-IM-SO-HIGH-KEY-FOR-THIS-FUCKER, "THE SETTER THAT STANDS OUT THE LEAST," STUBBORN AF,

silveramoebasquid said: KENJ-WHY-IS-THERE-SO-MUCH-TAPE-ON-YOUR-HANDS-PLZ-TAKE-CARE-OF-YOURSELF-BB, WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING, TRY-HARD KOUHAI, ANNOYED SENPAI, TOP SCHOOL’S STAR SETTER, PROBABLY IN DENIAL OF 90% OF HIS FEELINGS, WORK HARD STUDY HARD PLAY HARD, MADE OF SALT AND ANGER, NO CHILL, RAGE QUIT, OCCASIONALLY A DECENT HUMAN BEING, REALLY JUST AN ASSHOLE ALL OF THE TIME ACTUALLY, THE-ONLY-STAR-IN-MY-SKY, BARELY-EVEN-ACKNOWLEDGED-AS-A-CHARACTER-TO-SOME-PEOPLE? BUT-REALLY-HES-THE-BEST,

silveramoebasquid said: PROBABLY /WOULDN’T/ MURDER EVERYONE? IF YOU PAID HIM? LARGE ENOUGH SUMS OF $?, SHORT PUNK-ASS, NOT ACTUALLY THAT SHORT, STILL SHORTER THAN ME HAH, THE ONLY ONE I LOVE (OTHER THAN YOU), SPECIAL BAB, SHIRABAE, KENJ, KENJIBU, PIECE OF SHIT, LIGHT OF MY LIFE, SHIRABABY, DEFINITELY-MY-BOYFRIEND-IN-AN-ALTERNATE-REALITY-SOMEHWERE, SHIRABUBU, SWAN-KID, ME: FORGETS HIS ACTUAL NAME BC OF ALL THE NICKNAMES I CALL HIM,

silveramoebasquid said: TRUE ANGEL, JUST-KIDDING-THATS-A-LIE, HE’S-THE-WORST, BUT-STILL-AMAZING-YA-FEEL?, SLIDES-FURUDATE-$5-CMON-PUT-HIM-BACK-IN-THE-MANGA, *COUGHCOUGH* TERUSHIRA *COUGH*, SHUT-UP-ITS-CANON, PROMINENT AND VALUED MEMBER OF STZ, WILL-DO-GREAT-AS-CAPTAIN-NEXT-YEAR, IM-SO-PROUD-OF-HIM, MINOR CHARACTER BUT STILL IMPORTANT, “YOU CAN ALL EAT SHIT” SHIRABU KENJIROU WHAT UP

what is this madness he is not ready

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Lunafreya Nox Fleuret ; The Passing of the Oracle

Sherlock characters things they ship
  • John: adlock
  • Sherlock: druglock, locklock probs
  • Moriarty: sheriarty tbh
  • Lestrade: sherlolly, mystrade
  • Mycroft: cakecroft
  • Mrs. Hudson: johnlock( tjlc-er)
  • Irene Adler: lowkey adlock, highkey johnlock
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kara danvers: i breathe, fortunately [8tracks] [playmoss]

guys…. you do realize that the designs are not canon right? like…. can you… can you maybe chill?
jesus christ

Blake is the cat gf thus she hates water which makes me think that after a cold rainy day when she gets inside (back when they’re all still at beacon) she needs to get warm and yang is all like “hey! Get under the covers with me it’s super toasty here” without really thinking about it cause she’s just being friendly… And then she realizes she’s pulled her crush into a romantic moment when they’re both cuddling and getting warm and Blake curls up against her involuntarily cause she’s just so tired and yang is like “hey… You should sleep. I’ll make sure you wake up in time for dinner” and Blake falls asleep in Yang’s arms and Ruby and Weiss walk in on yang with a bright red face staring at Blake fast asleep and gently purring in her sleep