things like this makes me want to punch someone

Finally: Part 5

Pairing: Reader x Bucky
Word Count: 1.8K
Warnings: Angst, swearing

A/N: Bucky’s being a stupid idiot and making things worse (but trying to ease his pain)

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Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Lee was disappointed when you had to cancel the night’s plans. But you couldn’t concentrate, your mind replaying the look on Bucky’s face when you saw him. He looked like someone had punched him in the gut, and it hurt you to think about.

You never intended to find someone else so quickly, but Lee had been so sweet and caring that you let it happen. You let Lee fall for you, when you knew that Bucky still has your heart. You hadn’t even realised that you weren’t entirely over your best friend until you saw his horrified expression. You knew that you didn’t feel right with Lee, but you hadn’t been able to put your finger on it. The moment you saw Bucky, it was like you’d found pieces to a puzzle that had been missing for weeks.

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Dialogue Prompts

“For someone who runs their mouth so much you’d think they’d be a better kisser…”

“Oh shush! It’s not my fault the cat eats your laundry!”

“How do you forget to tell me you were shot?!”

“For the last time I didn’t pee in the neighbor’s yard. It was my ‘twin’.”

“Look the friendly murderer came to say hi.”

“I don’t want you to end up like me!”

“You will learn our ways little by little just like everyone else.”

“So, what’s the story behind that Tattoo?”

“Yes, I did adopt 12 birds.”

“I DIDN’T MEAN TO PUSH THE BUTTON AND NOW EVERYTHING IS SPINNING!”

“Don’t make me get the taser.”

“It’s not what it looks like! I found them like that!”

“For all things holy, someone punch her in the face.”

“I’d date him in a heart beat if he wasn’t gay.”

“I don’t care what I look like in her eyes. I only care how I look to you.”

“You know, I think the old guy from down the street might have died…. Let’s find out!”

“Excuse my french but suck my baguette.” 

I think something that really pushed Lawlu into OTP status for me is Law making a plan that incorporates how Luffy generally reacts to things and Luffy’s dislike of plans in favor of just hitting the opponent.

Doflamingo gets Luffy mad. Luffy wants to hit him. Law chides Luffy, reminding him to “stick to the plan”. Luffy seems to not like that and goes to hit Law, causing Doflamingo to drop his guard…only for La to switch laces with Doflamingo so Luffy’s hit has more effect on someone not ready for it.

He knows Luffy wants to just punch Mingo already. He also knows that plans tend to fall to pieces around Luffy. So he made a plan to totally accommodate Luffy’s whims (punching Mingo as soon as possible) and still do a better job than just rushing Doffy got a hit (by getting him to drop his guard in amusement when he thinks Law’s about to be punched).

That scene made it clear to me that even though Luffy often drives him nuts and his idiosyncrasies baffle him, Law really gets Luffy. And that Luffy is willing to work with Law.

Originally posted by ryuzaki-lester

What the fuck is that thing? Because if someone expects me to believe this is Alpha-5, I might have to punch you in the face.
That looks like the leg humping robot from Transformers 2! What have they done to this beloved character?? His voice is even worse!
Same goes for Zordon, not appearance and voice resemble nothing like the original.
“It’s not supposed to be just like the original!” I understand that, but why would you make these huge changes unless you want to alienate the old fans of the show?

Zordon sounded powerful, Alpha was a timid droid, Goldar wasn’t a solid gold cgi mesh. Yeah, I’m declaring the giant monster in the second trailer is Goldar, an iconic minion turned into a feral monster.

To those who find this shit appealing, fine, power to you. But as someone who grew up with the fun, cheesy, action pack TV show… This movie looks like Chronicle’s try hard little brother.

The Signs As Things Kids Say

((These are just things I see/hear the kids on my say and do. They’re such dorks))

Aries: “How do I punch someone without hurting my fist?”

Taurus: “What the heck is wrong with you, Pokemon? Get the heck back in your ball!”

Gemini: “Ramen noodles sounds like Roman numerals.”

Cancer: “trying makes me sad”

Leo: Draws minions on the window condensation and is proud of it

Virgo: “Eating on the bus is against the rules!”

Libra: “He loves you! He wants a kiss!”

Scorpio: “Bye little kids!” (Only one year older)

Sagittarius: “Rules are dumb, I’m hungry.”

Capricorn: “Whats 7x8? If you don’t tell me you don’t know!”

Aquarius: “Hell.”

Pisces: “He said the ‘H’ word!”

I feel like i need to start taking some kind of…martial art? boxing? just, fighting in general. Im really afraid there will come a day when someone will try to harm me or take me away. even just lingering on that thought makes me tear up. and I want to be able to protect my friends and family. what if i cant? i want to be able to throw a punch. im so weak

i want to do these things but i want to be able to trust who i train with? like i dont want to train with some misogynistic boxing coach??? how the fuck do i start looking for something like this?

um… um @themerrymisnomer would you want to start going and training at something with me? im scared as hell

I’d rather get punched in the face everyday instead of falling in love with someone that can eventually be like “hey sorry I know we spent so much time together and became so familiar with each other that I know how you feel just by the look you give me and what makes you happy but I just have to go. You’re not what I want anymore. And the things I fell in love with you for I don’t think are adorable anymore. We don’t fit like we used to” then you’re stuck being in love with someone that’s not there anymore and you try to replace that feeling with other things but they never work. You’re stuck feeling like nothing will ever compare to the feeling her she gave you without even touching you . And when she finally touched you ,it was like a drug . You couldn’t get enough. Then you go through withdrawals and have to know how to do things alone again. And the memories that were once you’re reality haunt you everyday in and out of dreams. I hate you for saying you’d never leave. I hate you for saying you weren’t like the others. I hate that I believed you and let you in to have you walk away saying I don’t want you anymore. I hate you because you make me feel like I can’t ever be loved.

- 9:28 a.m. (I’m in class listening to a lecture and I can’t help but think of you)

guitarsruletheworld  asked:

Ballet, blush, bubblegum, carmine, cerise, cherry, coral, flamingo, fuchsia, garnet, lemonade, magenta, peach, powder, punch, rose, rosewood, rouge, salmon, strawberry, taffy, watermelon?

You could’ve said: all of them, but i know you’re not like that so i accept that 😒😌


Ballet: Something you’re attracted to? If someone can make me laugh

Blush: Gift you want to give to your partner? I’d like to give my metaphorical partner a bracelet or a really nice notebook

Bubblegum: Describe a thing u love about ur partner First of all: fuck you. Second of all: I really love my metaphorical partner’s lips and i like staring at them

Carmine: Ideal date? Being comfortable and doing something without pressure or anxiety where you can just smile and be adorable together 

Cerise: Do you know what your ‘type’ is? We literally had a conversation about this few days ago. No I don’t know, but the ppl i’ve been attracted to are all cute and/or handsome and they would be able to make me blush

Cherry: First celebrity crush? Like I would know that

Coral: FUCk u

Flamingo: Fave romantic movie? Love actually. Always.

Fuschia: Fave romantic trope? Idk

Garnet: Which couple is your couple goals? Andy and April from Parks and Rec

Lemonade: Why do u even ask bro

Magenta: Again, why do u ask

Peach: Do u prefer to take charge in a relationship? In my metaphorical future relationship I’d only take charge after everything is settled and I’m sure of both mine and their feelings. Before that? Well you know

Powder: Opinion on True Love? Someone could have multiple True Loves, it all depends on emotions and situations ukno

Punch: Soulmates? Prolly not, too many factors

Rose: Married? Let’s get a date and a kiss first ey

Rosewood: Not available

Rouge: Bro

Salmon: Most romantic thing smn did for u? The most bromantic thing someone’s ever one for me is being Honest with me and staying up with me

Strawberry: Nah

Taffy: One thing about a relationship that you hate? Miscommunication. Metaphorical partner, if u out there: I got anxiety about miscommunication and I need u to be clear with me.

Watermelon: Happy with ur current relationship status? Well no I crave a lot of romantic intimacy sometimes and got no one to share it with

Happy holidays to @sithbellamy!

Main Pairing: Bellamy/Clarke

Summary: “i was super pissed so i went to the gym even tho it’s really late at night so i was the only one there and i was at the punching bag listening to music and you surprised me by tapping me on the shoulder, holy shit i didn’t mean to punch you, i’m so sorry, but srsly why the hell would you sURPRISE SOMEONE WHO IS ANGRY AND PUNCHING THINGS"

A/N: I actually really enjoyed writing this, very fun prompt and honestly got kind of carried away. I wanted to add on but figured 3k words was enough. Maybe I will continue it and just kinda make it a small short story? The ending I kind of felt like it had to be done due to your blog, but anyways, I hope this is what you were expecting/hoping for. If not I apologize. Merry Christmas!


Bellamy didn’t think he was that angry until he went to the gym and settled on the punching bags around 8:30 PM.

Bellamy didn’t desire to start adding in the training bags to his list of things to do at the gym, but Bellamy saw that Octavia was getting pretty good at her martial arts from all the classes she’ had been in since she was a little girl, and seeing her kicking ass with what she had learned made him kind of envious of it. He wished he had decided on attending some classes when he was a kid as well.

Octavia also had a tendency to use him for practice and whenever she did she kicked his ass, a lot. Bad enough he was on the couch for a few hours covered in ice packs. And honestly, his baby sister should not have the ability to beat him up.

He talked to O about it, seeing if there was any classes for 21 year old men at her dojo and her response was “yeah but they totally suck.”

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OKAY BUT has anyone noticed THIS?

The faces.
Shinyas pose.
SHINYAS FACE.
Shinyas hands.
EVERY freakin’ DETAIL HERE.

Can we all take a moment and pray for sister Guren?

@sensendameda (Shinya = you here 301%)
@gureshinforlife (you should totally ask for permission to use this as your icon, lol.)
@xatanic (things like THAT are why you’re my fav artist ever ♡)

[Ps: sorry for making a new post. I wanted to put the screenshot in my reblog but either I’m stupid or the tumblr app won’t let me use images/pics in reblogs 😞😶 Sorry :/♡]

The signs as things my libra older brother has said
  • Aries: You sweaty kid
  • Taurus: Why am I a bald woman?
  • Gemini: (me: I'm deep) You're deep fried cause you're so fat
  • Cancer: Your mood swings more than Tarzan
  • Leo: I was a beautiful baby
  • Virgo: You're like a sequel. Never as good.
  • Libra: All your friends died from ugliness
  • Scorpio: Your face looks like someone regurgitated then ate their sick then regurgitated again
  • Sagittarius: (about killing kpop idols) it doesn't matter. You kill one, two more pop up. It's like hydra.
  • Capricorn: Your idiocy makes me want to punch you in the face
  • Aquarius: We're brothers
  • Pisces: Go cry to 5sos
Loneliness is a hard thing to handle. I feel it, sometimes. When I do, I want it to end. Sometimes, when you’re near someone, when you touch them on some level that is deeper than the uselessly structured formality of casual civilized interaction, there’s a sense of satisfaction in it. Or at least, there is for me. It doesn’t have to be someone particularly nice. You don’t have to like them. You don’t even have to want to work with them. You might even want to punch them in the nose. Sometimes just making that connection is its own experience, its own reward.
—  Jim Butcher, White Night

“You don’t have to live without me” he promised her softly, holding her tightly, wishing there was a way he could make this better. “Please don’t hate yourself” he begged her, “I’m sure Henry doesn’t hate you” He hated that she was thinking like this, he wanted to make things better he just wasn’t sure how. “Tell me how I can make this better?”

//But what if I really really wanna punch someone?? Yeah the bed is gross. The whole place is. And the car park is full of big vans and since I checked in has completely filled up so now I’m a bit concerned I won’t have anywhere to park if I go get food. But I’m gonna have to go out at some point cause I have to go to the airport at 10 😡 Why is he doing that?? Have you told him to stop? I’m sorry, that’s really really shit, and if I were you I’d want to snap his neck.

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