You will have to do without pocket handkerchiefs, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey’s end, Bilbo Baggins. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you. The world is ahead.
I love the goddess Athena's myth because it's basically
MY HEAD HURTS, HIT ME WITH AN AXE
wouldn't you rather take some aspirin or
IN THE FACE! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! SLAM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE HIT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!
HIT ME IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! AXE IN THE FACE! WANT IT! NEED IT! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESMASHING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! HIT ME AT THE END OF IT! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T HIT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD HIT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE WITH AN AXE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!
*hits him in the head with an axe and a fully grown woman springs from his head screaming a battle cry*
Alright so I’m doing another lyricstuck, for Percy Jackson this time, starring Luke! I just started tonight so it’ll honestly take forever (I’m talking months maybe) since I have school and everything but I wanted to share the first two pics with you guys :D
and I definitely wont post anymore till I’m done because I do this all the time I just need to be patient and not spoil the entire thing
Can you IMAGINE if baby penguin Jake had played the full season with the pens?! He would definitely be in the Calder run as best rookie!!! 33 points in 40 games?!? 66pts in 80!!!?!? I'm sad that he'll never get that bc he's played too many games. He's such a good boy!
I owe my life to Jake Guentzel and right now so do the Pittsburgh Penguins so they better throw something together and make an award for him, I don’t care if it’s a troll doll nailed to a 2x4.