things i would eat

Pasta Emoji Ratings

A classic, nice simple sauce, would eat this no problem. Probably tastes pure and the kids would love it. 7/10

Fun, simple, but dangerously close to Mac n Cheese with that level of orange saturation. They would probably steal your labeled food from the fridge, simply shameful. Not sure what the purple spots are either, not sure if i’d eat this one. 5/10


Shameful, it appears to be a few noodles left on a plate, what a waste. Would not eat someone’s leftovers. 0/10

Elegant, simple, modern. Reminiscent of a pizza, which is a fresh new way to approach the subject. The stray noodle is a little worrying, but for the most part they’re a hardworking, well put together pasta. Would hang this up in my modern art gallery. 8/10

Not sure how to feel about this one. While the sauce is one of the best renditions I’ve seen, beautiful detail, the rest of the dish is lacking. The leaves look dangerous, like those delinquents that try to roll with the pure kids, but we’re onto them. I love the symmetry of the three noodles rising from the sauce, would eat them for sure. Not so sure about the rest. 6/10

Fake. This obviously canned pasta is trying to play itself off as genuine, unforgivable. While the taste is probably fine, a pasta you’d let your daughter hang out with, it doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s a filthy liar. would not eat for fear of my health. 2/10 

A very small noodle, good with young children, tries their best at all times. It has the perfect portion of sauce for such a tiny thing, and it deserves all it can get. I would eat this, but gently, as not to intimidate it. 9/10

Magnificent! Tasty! A real winner of a dish! The attention to detail and shading simply astonishes me. This dish is to die for, and the kind you’d bring home to your mother. Simply lovely, would definitely eat. 10/10

This is just abhorrent, not tasty at all. The choice of thick white noodles surrounded by a yellow liquid, while an interesting take, is incredibly inaccurate and tasteless. Would not eat, especially with that trident thing. 1/10

flavourless, an absolute bore of a dish. White I appreciate the detail of the cell shaded noodles, they lack charisma and courage. Would be a true pure friend, someone you can rely on, but very easily manipulated and a momma’s boy. Need’s more saturation if it want’s to roll with the big boys. 4/10. 

I feel like this is a failed attempt at what HTC excelled at. The abstract look they’re going for just doesn’t execute well at all. And that black border feel’s very threatening and hostile, as if I’m not allowed to eat it. The kind of pasta who has problems with it’s masculinity. Probably wouldn’t eat. 3/10

Why the fuck is there chocolate syrup on my pasta. 0/10

8

Come on Dean, we know you love it

i spent 4578 yen to celebrate valentine’s day reading nothing but manga…

Okay if anyone actually thinks that the BMoL are offering a “better way,” and that thoughtlessly eliminating “every vampire in America” is actually a good thing, you can go eat worms. 

For proof of this, I would like to quote Mr. Sam Fucking Winchester from Season 2 Episode 4, Bloodlust:

Sam: No, Dean, that is not our job. Our job is hunting evil. And if these things aren’t killing people, they’re not evil!

Sam knows the BMoL’s blanket “exterminate all the monsters” plan is fucking wrong.

Dean knows the plan is fucking wrong.

I can’t wait for Mary to learn this lesson.

So we’ve seen Ziggy’s birthdays, but what about the other kids? How would their birthdays go? Would the whole town belong to Stingy on his birthday? Is everyone going to be attacked with pranks and let it slide on Trixie’s? Would there be a video game party, or maybe even a video game competition, on Pixel’s? Giant dance or song party for Stephanie’s? Or are they all going to be a nice, normal birthday?

How would Robbie and Sportacus celebrate their birthdays? Would there be a lot of cake or sportscandy? Would there be a competition between the two to see which kid would eat more of?

I must know these things.

heres your daily shitpost ft @duskdragonxiii sons. nothing makes sense anymore

Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]
  • "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
  • "I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."
  • "I feel like I'm going to puke."
  • "Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"
  • "You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."
  • "I AM NOT CRAZY!"
  • "Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."
  • "Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"
  • "I forgot where I parked my car."
  • "I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."
  • "It's only a slice of pie."
  • "I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"
  • "The cat is looking at me funny."
  • "YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
  • "I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."
  • "Care to join me?"
  • "I would rather not eat dinner alone."
  • "Did you remember to lock the door?"
  • "How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"
  • "I don't feel pretty enough for him."
  • "You can do anything you set your mind to."
  • "People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."
  • "People are stupid today."
  • "I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"
  • "You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."
  • "Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."
  • "I'm tired of fighting."
  • "I think you need help."
  • "Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."
  • "What is it like being you?"
Cinema Sins starters

“I’ll tell you everything wrong with ___ in less than ___ minutes.”
“The first problem is that you exist,”
“This scene does not include a lap dance and I’m disappointed.”
“Stealing by accident is still stealing.”
“You’re enunciating through your nose.”
“Apparently saying 'I don’t know’ in a lecture about the pyramids is a huge no-no.”
“Oh. Awesome. Could you be a little more vague?”
“I have never heard anyone use that pronunciation in my life.”
“Only dopey nerds have allergies.”
“You know you’re a workaholic when getting called back to work is the only thing that can snap you out of your deep depression caused by your son accidentally killing himself.”
“The hell? Do you even coffee?”
“You brought in  an expert to help you decipher the code but you didn’t show him everything? The fuck kind of logic are you following?”
“He’s drawing on the screen with a permanent marker!”
“And so he owned it. But he was stupid, so he put it in storage.”
“First of all, that was morbid.”
“You look beautiful and all, but maybe now’s not the right time to be posing or photos.”
“You’re not even offering anything? Just an open hand of gentrification?”
“Yes, the questions was lame, but you didn’t have to be such a dick-tard about it.”
“I’m killing, smoking, and having everyone else do the work. You really have to appreciate my growth into a beautiful person.”
“That guy may have a big dick, but he also IS a big dick. Dick.”
“That’s like recycling all the onscreen actions of Two Girls, One Cup.”
“That’s the ‘I’m totally in love with them but have no chance’ face.”
“BDSM isn’t open during business hours.”
“I know you’re comically inept so I’ll let this one go.”
“Bonding by way of vandalism. Hmm- Bondalism?”
“That’s the fancy way of saying you killed him.”
“Sure, the one thing…. the ONE THING you had to do in the middle of a kidnapping plot is to fire a flare up in the goddamn air.”
“Your friend is the valedictorian of this school? How badly did everyone else fuck up for them to become the valedictorian?”
“To be fair, those birds shouldn’t be chirping. They should be eating that person I killed.”
“Not even the wind or that Bronco could undo the mid-life crisis look in your hair.”
“Nothing good happens when it involves gloves and a Bronco.”
“You’re perfect, in a perfect home and likely have a perfect florist, so why  not buy the real thing instead of a painting?”
“She was taking that dog to wherever as an accessory, which makes her an awful person and thus rightly tortured for the rest of her life.”
“You even walk like a thoroughbred horse at the Kentucky Derby.”
“Bow down, bitches.”
“Have you see the shit down here? We don’t need no parental advisory.”
“Please tell me she didn’t flood the city again just to make this video.”
“Ooooh, it’s a metaphor.”
“These are some stupid rules.”
“I would hope the things you eat didn’t complain, because they should be already dead.”

Stay With Me // Ten Chittaphon

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the prompt: Can you write a prince!ten fluffy scenario??

words: 4968

category: angst + fluff, prince!au

warnings: night terrors and mentions of death (nothing rlly graphic)

author note: this is literally my fourth or fifth attempt (I lost count lol) of trying to write this fic. but it’s finally finished and I’m proud of the result. I hope you guys like it as well! (he’s so handsome i’m crying i love my bias)

- destinee

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anonymous asked:

Hi I was just wondering what gwyns favorite sweets/desserts in the fae world are i remember you answering me a few years ago when i asked about the best of broken resolutions with Australian sweets and just sweets for human gwyn but i'm just curious what sweets deserts are in the fae world. x thankyou i hope you feel okay and don't run out of spoons x

Gwyn tends to prefer sweets from the human world because they’re often so packed with like, a ridiculous amount of sugar and fat.

But he loves things that are just really sweet. Sponge cakes slathered with icecream and well decorated, straight up marzipan, just about anything that is like pure sugar masquerading as something else (100s and 1000s, jubes, poprocks etc.) I mean Gwyn would drink straight squash/cordial powder mix if he knew it existed (he doesn’t).

In the fae world, flavour tends to be privileged over straight up sugar. Gwyn can appreciate fine craftsmanship, but it wouldn’t be his preference if someone asked. (Gwyn sort of prefers the meat of the fae world, and the sugar in the human world).

As for what sweets are in the fae world, that pretty much stretches as far as your imagination can go. I mean there’s Mages of flavour and food, and we’ve already established (in The Drawn Bead I think) that certain fruits can be evocative of feelings as well as flavours. There are cakes that aren’t just about tasting like a pure lemon, but also reminding people of the coming of spring, but concentrated, in a single slice.

Gwyn’s more like ‘fuck that shit give me the whole cake I don’t want to feel spring I just want the sugar.’

Ahhh...

Final Fantasy 7 Tangled AU is a thing that I’ve been thinking about a lot recently. Something about Jenova aggressively singing “Mother knows best” to teenage Sephiroth with uber long hair.

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Just Friends? | G.D. + E.D.

Requested By: @secretlyrainycat217

**

Your alarm clock went off loudly at 7:00 a.m. every monday morning. You hated monday mornings with a fiery passion, but you also desperately needed to stick to your workout regimen. So every single monday morning, you would drag yourself out of bed, throw your hair up into a ponytail, pull on some lululemon leggings and a matching top, and begrudgingly drive to the gym. Your gym was pretty exclusive; it was filled with private trainers and frequented regularly by people who had almost as many yachts as they had fans.

Your private trainer was named Bryce, and though he had even personally trained both Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling, he constantly reminded you that you were his favorite person to train by far. You weren’t really a celebrity, but you had amassed a total of 12.7 million followers across the social media platforms of twitter, instagram, and snapchat. You were invited to a lot of the giant social media events, and collabed frequently with a lot of the other social media stars in L.A. Which is how you met the twins, just 2 and a half years ago. They’d moved into the apartment next to years, asked you to collab with them two weeks later, and the rest was history.

**

It was during one of your particularly intense monday training sessions that two people unexpectedly showed up in the gym. Ethan made eye contact with you almost immediately, and his ever-present smirk widened. You’d been working out for over an hour now, and you were pretty sweaty, so this was not your ideal way to see the twins. They, however, had other plans.

“Hey cupcake, what’s up?” Gray asked, as they stalked over to you.

“They sky,” you replied. “And what have I told you about calling me cupcake?” You asked them, while continuing to do your balancing exercises on the bosu ball.

“We can’t help it; you’re just too sweet,” Ethan responded, a twinkle in his eye. You let out a small laugh at that.

“What are you guys doing here anyways? I thought on mondays you trained in the afternoon,” you inquired. Grayson nodded.

“Yeah, we normally do, but our schedule for the rest of the day is slightly hectic, so we decided to switch it up.” Him and Ethan shared a look at that, and you instantly saw the look that meant they were forming an idea. Before you could ask about it, you lost your balance slightly, and tumbled directly into Ethan. You quickly gripped his arms as they went around you, and landed with your torso pressed against his, and your head resting on his chest.

“Easy there, Princess,” he said with a chuckle, before you took a step back, a blush creeping up your cheeks.

“Yep, sorry. Um, I should probably get back to working out, but I’ll see you guys tonight, okay?” You muttered, before walking over to Bryce, who was across the room. The rest of your time at the gym went pretty well. The twins, though slightly distracting with their shirtlessness, didn’t try to talk to you again. You really loved them, and you three were the best of friends, you just were kind of insecure being around them when you were sweaty and gross.

**

You knocked on their door that night at 7:00. It was your Tuesday tradition to have a sleepover every monday and eat pizza at the stroke of midnight. It was just your way to get hype for Dolan twins tuesday, and it was always really fun. Grayson opened the door, and picked you up in a hug. Your legs automatically went around his waist as he walked backwards into the apartment.

“Okay Gray, I think you can put me down now,” you laughed.

“I know,” he said, his mouth against your neck. You weren’t gonna lie, his mouth against your neck made you feel some type of way.

“Yeah Gray, you can put her down now,” Ethan said, from the doorway to his room. Grayson set you down gently, and Ethan’s face morphed into something mischievous as he ran towards you, and tackled you backwards onto the couch.

“Cupcaaaaaaaaaaake! I haven’t seen you in forever!” he yelled.

“E, you saw me this morning.” you reminded him.

“You know, when our fans call you extra, it’s for a reason,” Grayson called from a couple feet away, and both of you started laughing at the pout that appeared on Ethan’s face.

“Okay, whatever,” he murmured, before he began tickling you.

“E! E stop!” you shrieked, as his hands continued their torturous assault on your body.

“Only if you apologize,” he replied, and it took only seconds for you to do as he asked.

**

“Annnnd…. MIDNIGHT!” Grayson yelled.

“HAPPY TUESDAY!!” Ethan yelled back. You sat on the floor and laughed at their behavior, before shaking your head and grabbing a slice of pizza.

“Y/N, are you sure you don’t wanna eat something else?” E asked, winking at you.

“Ethan!” You exclaimed, hitting him on the leg. “Yes, I’m sure. The only thing I would like to eat right now is Pizza, okay.”

“Okay…” Grayson trailed off, his smirk growing. “Whatever you say, Y/N.” You rolled your eyes, before throwing your slice of pizza at Ethan, who, unfortunately, caught it.

“You know, I’m actually not even hungry at all anymore, so..” you said, thinking you’d won.

“That’s a shame, because I’m definitely hungry right now,” Ethan muttered, a predatory glint in his eyes. You shook your head, and gave them a fake disapproving look.

“You’ll never grow up, will you,” you sighed, before heading into the bathroom to change for bed.

**

You woke up at 2:37 in the morning, because you were freezing. The three of you were sprawled across Ethan’s massive bed, the twins towards the top and you lying closer to the foot of the bed.

“Y/N? Are you okay?” Came Grayson’s voice. You lifted your head up, your vision slightly hazy as you looked at him.

“Yeah, I’m just cold I guess,” you whispered. He looked at you and opened his arms.

“Come here,” he demanded, and you silently moved up towards him. As soon as you were close enough, and grabbed you and enfolded you in his arms, your head in the place between his shoulder and his neck, and his head resting on top of yours protectively.

**

When you woke up the following morning, there were two sets of arms draped over you, and two teenage boys surrounding you. You tried to get up, but Ethan growled in his sleep and pulled you closer. You figured it was pointless to try and escape, and decided to enjoy this time before they woke up and realized what they were doing. The truth was, you’d liked the twins forever, but it was impossible to choose between them, and you thought that they wouldn’t like you anyways. So you snuggled deeper into Grayson’s chest, and fell asleep to the rhythm of Ethan’s breathing behind you.

anonymous asked:

Your such a sell out. Getting paid to promote a vegan ice cream that has sugar in it after you said sugar is so bad and you never eat it. such a fucking flake.

huh? haha (honestly don’t know how people conjure up this stuff)

Firstly if you are talking about my post with “over the moo” I definitely did not get paid! We were chatting over Instagram and I offered to take some pics with their van to get the message out their because their icecream is fucking fantastic and obviously vegan!! However even if I did get paid for the time I spent taking photos and sharing them on my social media of a vegan icrecream brand that I love…. I don’t think that would make me a sell out 🤣

Secondly when on earth did I say I NEVER eat refined sugar? I personally don’t recommend adding refined sugar to your everyday meals or consuming large amounts on a regular basics, just the same with refined oils, but I have never said I don’t eat it ever.

I’ve actually always said when I eat out I have have vegan treats or “junk food” that contain oil and or sugar… but always aim to have most of my diet based around wholefoods and when I’m at home I don’t usually add refined sugars or oils. :)

Promoting vegan treats will always be something I’m very big on because that’s what normalizes Veganism and helps others see how easy it can be and that they won’t be missing out. ‘Over the moo’ has made their ice cream taste just like the real thing, yes it has sugar in it and it’s not something I would eat daily because its ice cream but that’s the beauty of having treats!!!

It’s amazing how others can manipulate and twist my words to suit their own addenda. Don’t believe everything you read kid 😜