things i totally just did

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The story of the Kubdel pocket watch

“Together we are stronger,
Together we are unbroken,
Together we can do anything.”

After I saw @earthprincewu‘s new avatar and the whole #relentlesslygay2k16 thing, I just had to do one too.

And I totally did not copy that sentence from the internet, pfff what are you even talking about

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You carry the world on your shoulders
If I could do it again I’d do it again on my own

Forget #WomanCrushWednesday … It’s #WilliamShakespeareWednesday at the NPR Arts Desk! Which is totally a thing that I did NOT just make up. So bask in the Bard’s glory, my fellow literary nerds! And always remember, “now is the winter of our discontent,” whatever that means. 

-Kelli 

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Well I’m not okay! I am totally freaking out! How the hell did that thing just run into us?

ok but asexual Jack who has always felt /wrong/ but attributed it to his anxiety and pushed himself to be intimate with people at high school parties and stuff 

and he gets to samwell and he has kind of had a reprieve bc he has been in rehab and coaching for so long but now he is back in that frat environment and he forgot how /broken/ it makes him feel. especially Rans and Holster bc they dont mean to make him uncomfortable but they heard all the rumours from Q and they expect him to be this party boy/womaniser and honestly Jack is so far from that it makes him terribly uncomfortable

and just everyone is so open sexually and really comfortable with their sexuality and he knows that is a good thing but?? it still makes him feel bad?? bc he doesnt benefit from that?? 

idk just asexual Jack struggling with existing in such a hypermasculine, sex-focused environment while also being gay??

(this is lowkey for @hurricanestella btw bc she deserves it)

He’s so angry, like, all the time. Scary bird man.

(You know the thing artists do where they imitate the person’s face as they draw them? Shun’s rage is very tiring to draw.)

…I’m increasingly distressed that maybe they’re not still in the game after all. But that wouldn’t make sense to me so I’m going to ignore that way of thinking entirely for now. 

HEY. IS THAT A FLYING MANTA RAY ONI. 

DIGIMON PROTAGONIST CALLED HE’S SUING YOU FOR SLANDER. 

Meanwhile Seishiro’s just sitting up there watching all the murder and the carnage and is just gently going “Yeah… yeah this is nice.”

KUROGANE. 

JUST. “YUP. I KNOW MURDER FACE WHEN I SEE IT.”

I love that man. 

But now that he can logically confirm that Syaoran probably didn’t survive AND has someone else he trusts to look after Sakura and Mokona, IT’S ON. 

I AM HAPPY WITH THIS.

SEISHIRO YOU GOING TO DIE AND I WILL LAUGH HYSTERICALLY WHEN IT HAPPENS.

ok but imagine being cuddled up to calum on your couch, watching some made for tv movie that neither of you are really paying attention to, when you feel him start shifting underneath you so you tilt your head up ready to make a quip about him being a horny teenage boy when you notice he isn’t looking at you, or the screen, he was admiring his boxer-clad leg because he had been working extra hard at the gym and the shifting you felt was him flexing and unflexing his thigh and you can’t help but roll your eyes and tell him to put it away you nerd

Imagine Woozi hogging all the blankets when you two sleep together.

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be good.

always.