things i threw away

🎶🎶When You Collect Records🎶🎶
  • Hipster: *moves dusty old boxes out of the way* Whoa, an old record player. It looks like it's in working order too! *runs outside*
  • Hipster: Yo, dad!
  • Dad: What?
  • Hipster: We're getting rid of all of poppop's stuff, right?
  • Dad: There's something you want, isn't there?
  • Hipster: There's this old stereo record player in the attic.
  • Dad: What do you need a record player for?
  • Hipster: My record collection.
  • Dad: I didn't even know they still made those things. Can't you just listen to music on your phone?
  • Hipster: Dad, there's a big difference between listening to music digitally and on record.
  • Dad: Fine, I don't wanna get into it with you right now. You can take the record player. You just have to get someone else to take it to your place for you. My truck's full.
  • Hipster: Thanks dad! *smooches dad on the cheek*
  • *later at hipster's apartment*
  • Friend: So, like Patch Adams ends with Patch Adams half-naked in front of a ton of people. I don't know if it was meant to be funny or like a weird sex thing, but like the movie was just a deeply disturbing character study. I can't stop thinking about it.
  • Hipster: That sounds boring. *unlocks door to apartment* Ta-da! Here it is! My new record player!
  • Friend: New? Looks fucking old to me, dude.
  • Hipster: Well, it is old. That's the appeal. And we're going to listen to the new Sufjan record on it.
  • Friend: Is that actually how you say Sufjan? Apparently, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time.
  • Hipster: Well, you won't after this record. There's an entire track where he just says his name for four minutes. It's amazing. *plays records*
  • Record Player: *coughs* Hello. Hello! Where am I? Doctor? Hello! Why is it so dark...............................Can I breathe? I can't breath. Oh god, I'm not breathing! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god! I.....................................
  • Hipster: Uh, that's not Sufjan.
  • Friend: It totally isn't. Is it some guest vocalist? I like the new direction he's going in. No instruments or singing, and long stretches of silence. Very experimental.
  • Hipster: *stops record player* I think maybe we should do something else for now.
  • Friend: Fucking lame! I wanted to listen to more Sufjan.
  • *days later at the record store*
  • Hipster: Yo, I think the Sufjan Stevens record I bought from here might be some kind of mispress.
  • Store Clerk: Really? It's a pretty major album. I doubt there'd just be a mispress like that.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but listen to it. It's not Sufjan at all. It's some girl talking.
  • *hipster and clerk listen to a completely normal Sufjan Stevens album together*
  • Store Clerk: What are you talking about? This is definitely Sufjan Stevens.
  • Hipster: Okay, but it wasn't like that when I listened to it at home! I even listened to it with my friend and he heard the same thing!
  • Store Clerk: Maybe there's something wrong with your record player.
  • Hipster: Hmm, maybe there is.
  • *back at the apartment*
  • Hipster: *turns on record player and just listens*
  • Record Player: ...I'm awake again. Why did I black out? Did I even black out? God, I'm not breathing, but it doesn't matter. Why don't I need to breathe? Am I even alive?
  • Hipster: Can you hear me?
  • Record Player: Doctor. Doctor! DOCTOR! Why can't I move? Why can't I feel anything. Keep yourself together. It'll all make sense soon. Calm down. Just breathe deeply. Fuck, I can't breathe! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CAN'T BREATHE! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! HELP! HELP ME, PLEASE! I'M STUCK! I CAN'T MOVE! PLEASE HELP ME!
  • Hipster: *turns off record player* It's just a recording, I bet. I can't believe I talked to it like an idiot... *nervously turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: I blacked out again. I blacked out. For how long? Is there even time here? Hell. This is hell, right? Did I go to hell.........................................
  • Hipster: *listens to the record player for hours*
  • Record Player: Negative 6893 bottles of wine on the wall! Negative 6893 bottles of wine! Take one down, pass it around, Negative 6894 bottles of wine on the wall... fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • Hipster: *keeps listening*
  • Record Player: Soul of Christ, make me holy, Body of Christ, be my salvation. God, please forgive me. I'm sorry for all of my sins. Please free me. I'm so sorry. Please. Please. Please.
  • Hipster: *still listening*
  • Record Player: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! SHITTY DOCTOR! FUCK YOU! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! *sobs intensely* FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK EVERYTHING! Please just let me go.
  • Hipster: *nervously walks up to record player and lightly taps on it*
  • Record Player: ...A knock. A KNOCK! PLEASE HELP ME! I'M STUCK! PLEASE! *record player begins shake violently*
  • Hipster: *backs away in fear*
  • Hipster: *unplugs record player*
  • Hipster: *gets hammer from the closet and begins to break apart record player*
  • Record Player: *drips red*
  • Hipster: W-What? *cracks front of record player open*
  • *rotting viscera falls from the record player*
  • Hipster: O-Oh... *stuffs viscera back into the record player and duct tapes over it*
  • Hipster: *turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: ...I can feel. It hurts. Why does it hurt now? Why does it hurt? Why? Why? Why? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? *spurts blood through it speakers and begins to gurgle*
  • Record Player: *hops forward* Please just let me go. Please... please. I'll do anything. I just want to see you again. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I asked for. I'm so sorry. *hops forward again and comes unplugged*
  • Record Player: *tips over, bleeding heavily onto the carpet*
  • Hipster: *silently cleans up the mess*
  • *some time later*
  • Hipster: *calls dad* Hey, dad. Oh, nothing. Uh, I just need to borrow your truck, If not tonight sometime this week. I just need to get rid of something. No, no, that's fine, I can do it myself. Yeah, tomorrow morning is perfect. Thanks Love you too. Bye.
  • *the next afternoon*
  • Dad: So, what did you need to get rid of this morning?
  • Hipster: Nothing important. Just some old junk... Dad, what kind of person was poppop?
  • Dad: Well, he was only the greatest man I've known in my life. Really caring, dedicated to his family. When you were born he loved you so much. He was a bit of a loner, though. It took a lot to get him to open up. Even around me and your grandmother. He was a bit like you. Always a huge music lover.
  • Hipster: I see. Was he ever a doctor?
  • Dad: That's a weird thing to ask. Nope. He hated doctors. Didn't trust modern medicine one bit. It's ironic. His cancer probably wouldn't have gotten to him if he did. But, your poppop was always so stubborn.
  • Hipster: Oh, okay then.
  • *some days later*
  • Friend: New carpet?
  • Hipster: Yup, old one was ugly wasn't it. It was time for a change.
  • Friend: That's what I've been telling you! I'm glad you finally came to your senses. What happened to your record player, though?
  • Hipster: That thing? I threw it away. It was busted.
  • Friend: That sucks. Are you gonna buy a new one?
  • Hipster: No.
  • Friend: But you won't have anything to play your records on.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but I buy records because I want to support the artists. They're not really for listening. Besides, lossless is better. FLAC is the future.

One of the big things I really liked about S3 is it completely threw away that black and white good vs evil fallacy to an even larger extent. It showed that even characters that are seen as the epitome of evil such as Zarkon once possessed compassion, goodness, and an essence of humanity, and that even the Alteans, a race that has always been portrayed as just, good, and right, when given the opportunity, have the potential to carry out incredibly unjust and dark acts. Like I think that does a lot to make show as a whole a lot more complex and does it a hell of a lot of justice. Its not just as straight forward as good vs evil, a lot of it comes down to circumstance, and if those circumstances are changed, things are very different. 


SPX was amazing! I met so many cool people and got SO many COOL THINGS! Can’t wait to go next year!!! 😍

Things I love about the Signs
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> You're so passionate about things. You manage to get to me when you talk. You leave something in my head, you know. You inspire me, influence me in a good way. You're like the rising sun. Your face is a piece of art. You're such young souls, so full of life. You fight your battles and you win. There's something about you that attracts me so much. You speak to me like no one else does. You're so intelligent.<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Your will is stronger than a thousand armies. You are so trustworthy, reliable and adorable. This little smile you give people you like when they walk by. You are honest. You can sense when I'm about to make a mistake and you try to keep me from doing it and when I do it anyway you say "I told you so" but you're still there for me. You're so pacient. You know how to enjoy life. You're both; a young soul and a wise person.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> If someone knows how to make things 100% better then it's you. You literally grab the dark clouds and push them away. You're the sunshine. You brighten every day. Your way of thinking is really inspiring and the way you see life is the way I wish I could see it. You never really get mad at me although I mess up so often. You just understand people as if you could see what's going on in their heads. You're a walking mess but you're such a beautiful combination of many messes at once.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> You're so strong. You pick yourself up when you're on the ground. You never bother people, never ever. It's so easy to talk to you, so nice to spend time with you. You're so kind and caring and loving. And you know how to treat people right. You know what someone deserves but you're willing to give them more than that without being naive. You yell at me when it's needed and this is something I can never thank you enough for. You kick someone's ass in order to make them get up again.<p/><b>Leo:</b> You sometimes have these moments when you randomly point out someone's good traits. You never forget to say something good about someone but you're also not afraid of saying something negative about someone. But you're never really mean and if you are, you apologize. You're honest. You know when someone needs to talk and you always manage to keep something private. If you promised something, you keep it. Sometimes life gets really tough for you but you just keep fighting and you never run out of power. Seriously, you're so powerful.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> You're a good friend. You may hold a grudge for long but that's okay. You realize something is wrong long before anyone else does. You encourage me to go for the things I dream of. You give me motivation when I'm not even willing to breathe. You're brutally honest and you can cure every wound that's been caused so far. You have healing powers. You know that words are powerful weapons and you use them wisely.<p/><b>Libra:</b> You see the good in all the bad. You find light in the dark, art in the things I threw away. You inspire me and you never stop. Your cheekbones are goals. You know the most beautiful places and you're a beautiful person. You always try to make me laugh and you never fail. You understand things I didn't even know that existed. You're a genius in your very own way.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> I just cannot look away. You're so interesting and magnetic. You never reveal much of you but you always drop hints. You're passionate and strong willed and your roaring is louder than a lion's. Your heart is bigger than the ocean and please, don't see this as a weakness. It's your strength! You can literally move something. You have so much power, so much will. You find a way. Always. Your soul is dark but your stars burn bright.<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> You stand for the things you believe in, even if you stand alone. You're not afraid to speak up and you won't lower your voice for anyone. You don't accept a "no" when you know you deserve a "yes". You don't depend on anyone. You're so colourful, creative. You are a beautiful creation of many mixed colours and you can paint with words.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> You're almost never wrong. You can literally predict the future. You give better advices than anyone else and you're never afraid to take the blame when you know you made a mistake. You stand for what you did or what you said. You're very honest and intelligent. You know more about people than you should and you share your life with all your loved ones.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> You combine the most beautiful melodies inside you. You're so full of life and kind of wise at an early age already. You don't care what others say, you do what you think is best for yourself. But you're not reckless. Your door is always open for those who want to come in and also for those who want to leave. You don't play games. You don't love with half your heart only. You're whole. And you love with all your heart.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> You seem so innocent but you're so strong and so powerful. You're the kind of person that people go to war for but you're also the kind of person to lead an entire army. You know that you're usually being underestimated and you play with that, you surprise. You have such a beautiful mind and your heart is gold. You fight hate with love and you win. You tell great stories and your presence is really calming and comforting.<p/><b></b> Lots of love to you all 💜<p/></p>
Dead Girl Walking [Reprise] (Heathers) Lyric Sentence Starters
  • “I wanted someone strong who could protect me.”
  • “I let his anger fester and infect me.”
  • “His solution is a lie.”
  • “No one here deserves to die, except for me and the monster I created.”
  • “I’m a dead boy/girl walking.”
  • “And there’s your final bell.”
  • “It’s one more dance and then farewell.”
  • “_____ told me you just committed suicide!”
  • “Yeah, well, he/she’s wrong about a lot of things.”
  • “I threw together a lovely tribute, especially considering the short notice.”
  • “Step away from the bomb.”
  • “This little thing? I’d hardly call this a bomb.”
  • “The only place that _____ and ______ can get along is in heaven.”
  • “I wish your mom had been a little stronger.”
  • “I wish she stayed around a little longer.”
  • “I wish your dad were good!”
  • “I wish grown ups understood!”
  • “I wish we met before they convinced you life is war!”
  • “I wish you’d come with me!”
  • “I wish I had more TNT.”

By the way, I threw the the ugly hat away that was stinking up my dresser space with it’s zero charm points.

Hm, I think I remember Leslie and Liz going shopping together and we had to pick between 3 answers that complimented his fashion choice. From those three his damn hat was the right choice…like for real. Not his accessories or anything else but his ugly hat.

New Intro LEAK

As many of you already know, part of the new intro was recently leaked online. I do not condone this behavior. It is unfair to those who worked so hard on this intro for their work to be put out onto the internet for all to see, after it was shown only to a select few people at one panel.

Do not ask me for the link to this new intro. I do not have it and I will not give it to you. I will not watch the new intro until it is shown legally, in order to do my part to help stop leaks. I do not believe that this intro should be available for all to see. And I do not believe that if content that should be available for all to see is leaked, it is OK to watch the leak.

It is unfair to the people in California that they should have to share the privilege of being able to watch this new intro with the rest of the world. They are the only people that matter. The rest of us should just have to suffer unfairly until Disney decides to let us see the content they have already released.

ppl at my new job laughed at me for wanting to keep my empty water bottle to go recycle it at home like sorry for being a sane human being unlike u savages with not one recycling bin in your entire restaurant u global warming enablers

Garish Room #28 [2017 ver. member A to Z case of Reita] part 1

- Actor (favorite actor / actress, own acting ability)

Reita: She’s not an actress, but I like Miranda Kerr (laughs). Since she’s the only one who I follow in my instagram, I think it was a crux for fans. And about me, for example, in a video, although there is required acting skills, for me it is completely unthinkable. Many years ago we discussed to stop acting by ourselves. If this is a photoset, then this is self-evident, but if to imagine yourself in a role…I’m quite a bad actor. At the time we created the video [MAD MARBLE HELL VISION], they told me “Get smeared in blood, making something like moans". And I answered: “No, could you take a little pity on me?” (laughs). It’s so embarrassing. But if my partner was an actress, then I would have thought about it (laughs).

- Baby (when you behave like a child)

Reita: When I can’t find things, I’m very angry. I am known for having such a character that I never get upset, but at such situations I can’t be helped. Even searching in the drawer, at first I quickly view everything, but if I can not find, then I throw out all the contents from it. Although I actually lose things easily, I created such a public image, as if I don’t lose them, but it seems that here (in this article) it will be destroyed (laughs). Well, basically, I’m in the places where there are no messy boxes.

- Christmas (memories of christmas)

Reita: This is a story I didn’t tell on the radio. When I was about 6 years old, my parents divorced and for next Christmas I wanted a pretty big rhinoceros “ZOIDS”, so I was looking forward with great anticipation to go to buy it with my mother. But, since it’s been a very short time since the divorce, and besides, my mother was buisy at work, she could not go with me to buy it, because she worked even on Christmas Day. But since I wanted to go buy it together, I said that everything is fine, even if we buy it next day, so, the essence was that I was looking forward to the fact that we’ll go buy it together. But then on the very Christmas Day ZOIDS was delivered to us by the courier. In the usual situation, at that moment, in theory, I should be very happy, but I was too much expecting the fact that we will go together to buy it, and I, calling my mother, who was at the time in the workplace, too vigorously expressed my discontent …This is the memory for which I want to insanely apologize. It was just unforgivable.

- Danger (it was dangerous!)

Reita: Maybe when I had an operation on my throat. I was in such a condition that I was given a blood transfusion, and now I’m already well, but at that time, it seems, it was quite dangerous.

- Emergency (things you think you need to do now, as soon as possible)

Reita: Do sport. For about 2 months my wrists ached, which I damaged by stretching ligaments, so I could not train muscles at all. And then, after an injection, two days later everything began to heal. And from there, I ran into the gym. Trying to be careful in the diet, I didn’t eat anything but white rice, therefore, in order to catch up the time lost so far, already today I want to quickly train. However, since the story of muscle training will not be well received by the public, let’s dwell on this (laughs).

- Fashion (preferences in style)

Reita: I have no special preferences, but it will suffice to say that these are spacious clothes. Almost everyone wears tight-fitting things, but I directly envy their equanimity in this matter. In comparison with the old times, in terms of accessories, I can not wear anything other than the necessary minimum, things that I liked. As for color I hate that I wear only black, gray and white shades, and I would really like to fix it. Actually, I would like that such color, as green, would suit to me, for example (laughs).

- Ghibli (Ghibli’s favorite works)

Reita: “Spirited Away” or “Princess Mononoke” … At the same time, it was also such that I didn’t watch anything except “My Neighbor Totoro”. Since in the first part of “Spirited Away” I eat onigiri, they seem super delicious to me. Probably, I like such ambience.

- Health (what do you pay special attention in the field of health)

Reita: I gave up carbohydrates. However, due to the heavy workload recently, the level of sugar in my blood dropped and there was some really sticky sweat. At that time, of course, I used a little sugar. But basically, I eat vegetables and meat, and tofu … Well, since I pretty much follow what I eat, I’m a little annoying people around.

- Immorality (about treasons, which became a hot topic in 2016)

Reita: Aaaah about this… treason is not good. In this case it is difficult to get approval, isn’t it? (laughs). It seems that people who commit treason absolutely don’t care at all, right? This is constantly shown on TV, isn’t it?  So I started to wonder “what is it?”. And I stopped watching TV, So more than a year, strictly speaking, I don’t have an antenna connected. As for people, I guess, that this is the very thing which feeds the dirty (vulgar) part of human beings. So in reality, they just become shitty creatures (laughs)

- Junk (unnecessary things at home)

Reita: If from the point of view of other people, then it’s probably going to be dumbbells or something like that, isn’t it (laughs). I threw away all the things that I didn’t need, but now in my room there is still a broken speaker for stereo.

- Kimi no Na Wa (the film “Your name”)

Reita: I didn’t watch it, but I was surprised that it sells so well! Even if, for example, good adults will watch it, they will still be interested, won’t they? I think that I would like to watch it one day, but precisely because of the fact that it sells so well, my punk soul lacks the desire to watch it (laughs).

- Love (the importance that love occupies in your life)

Reita: I think that if I wasn’t in the band, the most part would be occupied by THIS (love), isn’t it? But when you’re in a band, the band is more important to you than anything else, so to neglect the group and be completely absorbed in this feeling, this hasn’t happened to me yet. In my life, the presence of love is not so great. Fortunately, I never got upset because of this (laughs).

- Moving (сonditions for moving)

Reita: The hallway should be spacious. Landscape, when I open the front door, should create a feeling, as if I open the door wide to the side. When I return home, would like to feel free in sentimental way. If it’s Tokyo, then it will be quite difficult, right?

- No (work that you would not like to receive by being a member of the Gazette)

Reita: For example, to get into a bath with hot water or something? (laughs) In fact, the work about which I’d have thought that I don’t want to do it, until this moment I just didn’t do anything like that.

translated from japanese to russian by shimizu_ran.vk for the_gazette_quotes.vk

translated from russian to english by me

as always thx for reading and sorry for mistakes ^^


Originally posted by supernatural-jackles

Dean X Reader 

Requested by Anon

Summary: The reader gets injured severely which forces Dean to own up to his mistakes. 

Warnings: Swearing, talk of injuries, Angst, angst, and more angst! 

Flashbacks are in italics 

Readers POV

          It was supposed to be easy, it wasn’t supposed to go like this. This wasn’t new for you, a nest of vampires was something you had taken care of millions of times, but now suddenly hear you were, laying on the ground and bleeding out. 

         You cried out in pain as you tried to crawl for your phone that had been tossed across the room whilst you were getting your ass handed to you by some dumb vampire. Your right hand stayed pressed against your abdomen trying and failing to stop the river of blood that was coming from the wound. Tears flowed from your cheeks, you were terrified. Death wasn’t something you wanted, you had never once wished for it ever, quite frankly the idea of death scared you. One minute you exist and then the next you don’t. That was a scary thought for you, and now here you were looking death dead in the eye and crying like a baby. 

      You needed to get to your phone, you needed to call for help or else you would die. Slowly but surely you pulled yourself towards the small phone laying on the ground. Thankfully it wasn’t broken from the fall it had taken. You tried your best to hit the numbers, but your vision was starting to blur, you were losing too much blood. Finally, you pressed the 3 little numbers that would save your life. 

      you were forced to lay there waiting for someone to pick up when someone finally did you tried your best to speak up. “Help.” You croaked out, before passing out on the cold concrete floor. 

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Quarrel (Yoongi)

Originally posted by beui

Genre: Angst/Fluff

Word Count: 766

Request: Hi! Can I request an angst but fluffy ending scenario with Yoongi, please?

A/n: I hope you enjoyed the fanfic, I’m sorry I haven’t updated a lot this month I promise I’ll try more in May. I’ve been feeling a little under the weather but I think I’ll be up and running in May. (Feels like a lucky month for me)~Joy

Yoongi and your relationship had been on a breaking point, to be honest, both you and Yoongi thought you needed a break. Although you tried everything in your power to keep Yoongi happy your efforts seemed to fail and he seemed even more distant than ever. You grew tired of trying to work on the relationship and you too waited for the moment when one of you snapped and you both broke it off although it seemed as if it was taking forever to happen. You had come home from a work shift when you saw Yoongi on the couch with a bunch of beer cans scattered around him. He was drunk. Again. “You’re late” Yoongi snapped as you sighed placing your purse down.

“So? It’s not like you care.” You answered walking to clean up the beer cans. 

“Don’t. I’m not done drinking them” He growled as you rolled your eyes.

“I think you’ve had enough.” You sighed as you tossed the cans into the bin.

“You can’t control me.” Yoongi snapped.

“I’m not controlling you.” You calmly replied you were fed up with Yoongi and just wanted to enjoy the evening by yourself, it didn’t help that you had to deal with him after a stressful work shift. “The last thing I want right now is to deal with you.” 

“I didn’t want to deal with you either you just walked into the living room acting like you owned my every move” Yoongi snapped back you rolled your eyes, you were done with him.

“Well, what did you expect? I’m tired of seeing you like this, I’m tired of us.” You told him, you felt a weight lift off your shoulder but it was soon replaced with regret.

“And you think I want to be here? I’d rather be back in the dorms with the boys  than spend another minute with your disgusting ass.” Yoongi shot back, which made you scoff.

“My disgusting ass? I’m tired of constantly continuing this pointless relationship, there’s never gonna be anything more, just more heartbreak for me to deal with.” You answered.

“I never asked to date you!” Yoongi shouted you were taken back with this comment.

“I’m not the one who asked you out you asked me out!” You shouted back, as Yoongi clicked his tongue in annoyance. 

“I’m not the one who confessed my feelings for you I felt bad that you liked me, seeing that you were a hopeless case I felt bad and accepted your feelings because no other guy would.” He shouted although Yoongi didn’t mean it, it was the heat of the moment that made him shout it he later regretted even letting those words out when he saw you crying.

“I’m done” You snapped walking to your room.

“Y/n, I didn’t mean it I’m sorry” Yoongi softly apologised but you weren’t willing to look back.

“You can sleep on the couch tonight” You answered not even bothering to throw a pillow or blanket to keep him warm. That night you cried yourself to sleep while Yoongi couldn’t sleep at all because he felt terribly sorry, he was finding ways to make you happy again. Realising that this relationship was worth too much to him to throw away.

That morning you woke up and walked downstairs getting ready to kick Yoongi out when you saw a sleepless Yoongi standing by the stove, smiling brightly to you. “Morning sweetie” He grinned, handing you the home cooked breakfast he made. 

“Yoongi, you didn’t have to make all this food” You quietly answered still upset from the fight last night.

“I know, I just felt bad on the way we ended things last night and I’m so sorry for the things I said to you last night. To be honest, I was drunk and angry, I was so blinded from you that I couldn’t realise that I threw away the best thing that had ever happened to me apart from bts. It was you.” He confessed you felt a sudden warmness overwhelm you. 

“Yoongi, I’m sorry about this whole month, I think we’ve both been acting cold to each other but I guess it happens to everyone. I don’t want this relationship to end, I want this to continue but I want us to be much warmer to each other.” You confessed back as Yoongi smiled.

“Me too, I love you so much and would never want to throw you away” Yoongi grinned as you grinned back.

“I love you too” You replied, grabbing the collar of Yoongi’s shirt, pulling him in for a kiss.

“What do you mean, your heart wasn’t frozen?”

“I threw it away.”

Or: the Moana/Elsa thing no one asked for wherein world-renown wayfinder, voyager, sailor, leader and heroine, twenty-one year old Moana, goes up north in search of the mysterious Ice Queen who lives atop the tallest mountain and brought about a great freeze upon the land. Rumors tell of a way through the Arendelle Isles straight through to dozens of trade routes, and of a legendary ‘frozen heart’ that drove the Queen mad the day of her coronation. Only Moana sees these two women, these events, are one and the same. And she intends to do something about it.

The blue stone in the crown is Elsa’s heart but, after all the sorrow having one brought her, she decided it was better for the world if she never had one again. Moana is wise enough to know that the permanent freeze Elsa can’t undo is linked to the heart she threw away, so she voyages with Elsa through the frozen islands to find it, if only for the good of the people. With each passing hour and mishap, though, Elsa finds herself warmed by Moana’s kindness, generosity, optimism and bravery, as Moana chips away at her defenses to find Elsa is not the monster she thinks she is underneath all that coldness.

True love thaws the frozen heart and restores the balance to the world.

And then I wax on about winter having a harsh side and a necessary/gentle one just like Elsa and I sing the praises of Moana being the most competent and likable Disney character in years for like 30 chapters and at some point they kiss and it’s epic.

anonymous asked:

So I found a fun little paper garland in the dollar bin, and it didn't have a tag so I put it up behind guest service; we have some birthdays coming up and I figured it would be cute to have it there for the month and defect it later. And my boss agreed and helped me put it up! It was cute and innocent and a fun little celebratory decoration that took up literally no space and wasn't visible to guests. And the fucking morning GSA threw it away. Good thing I didn't buy it first. No fun allowed.

(Translation) B-PASS - January 2016 OLDCODEX (Interview 1, Part Two)

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Disclaimers for this interview:

-This interview is probably the longest interview that I’ve translated. This is the first interview of the band in this issue. There is a second interview and a Q&A remaining which will be translated soon.

-They used a lot of figurative speech in this interview. Expect to have a lot of Translator Notes (T/N) every time.

-They call their fans, “Audience” so I quote the word “Audience” if they refer to the fans and type the usual one as audience for the people who are not necessarily fans but went to their live performances.

-This is INTERVIEW 1, but I will be posting this in two parts because it is very long.

Part One can be found HERE.

Interview 1: The Scenery which only the two of them sees, and a talk about the past experiences which have made them to be what they are now (Part Two of Two)

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hi enjoy this sketchdump filled only with self indulgent fluffy bullhockey of my OTP (gevanni also makes a brief cameo but fuck him)

and ayy some of you gave me ideas for this so here : haleybopcomet roboticsong 43501 thegamblersfallacy mrboogieman