things i post to procrastinate


I believe in science and sadness and the colour grey’ - @danisnotonfire 

Be More Chill - Monster AU

take that title loosely cause they arent all technically monsters

Jeremy: Werewolf - first things first he is a VERY scrawny werewolf even when he is transformed. I know its kind of unfitting but i honestly couldnt think of anything other than just making him human but that would be weird so im just gonna use his furry kink as an explanation for this one folks 

EDIT:. Jeremy is a satyr now 

Michael: Half dragon hybrid - i dont know what to call it but think wings, tail, fangs, and a fire breath exclusively used for lighting joints. hes a music obsessed stoner dragon with anxiety what more do i say

Christine: Angel - you heard it here first folks shes a literal angel. 

Rich: Halfling dwarf - think lord farquaad. thats it. literally his only powers are being short and buff (also if i remember from DnD they can kind of see in the dark but i havent reviewed the handbook in a while)

Jake: Demon - his parents stole money from some important dudes in hell so he’s just chillin while they flee. He’s actually a pretty high class demon so he naturally excels at a lot of things, hence the all of the extracurriculars he does

Brooke: Siren (the mermaid kind not the freaky bird kind) - you know those mermaid movies where they only have tails in the water? think of it like that. she has a beautiful voice (obviously) but shes insecure about it because it can kind of straight up lure people to her (and occasionally kill them)

Chloe: Just a really sexy witch - think hogwarts student but she doesnt need a wand. Lowkey jealous of other people at school because all she can do is cast spells while there are some that can straight up murder people

Jenna: I cant think of anything - i actually cant think of anything feel free to help me out. please EDIT:. Shes a psychic and can see peoples futures/do very basic mind readings! Thats how she knows the dirt on everyone

The SQUIPS: the squips are a species of spirit-like shapeshifters capable of minor possessions that convince you that they can help you get whatever you want before using you, your status or even just straight up taking over your body to get what they need

also this is just extra and unnecessary but Madeline is a succubus and thats why she always manages to have sex with dudes


Oh boy. I finished this thing in a day, but I procrastinated posting it for another three days after realizing a lot of errors in the format of the comic rip but im lazy af so i never even fixed them ahh. As for the other comic I was working on: every new chapter released reveals another logical flaw in the comic. I think I’ll wait till the companion fic starts to really fix up that comic orz :’( 

This is for chapter 12 in the fic Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches by @kazliin

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Dust to Dust - flinthamilton reincarnation AU

History professor and author, Thomas Harper comes across an interesting document concerning Captain Flint while conducting research for his latest book about the untold stories of queer pirates. For some reason he cannot simply let it go, and decides to research it further only to find that his research starts creeping into his mysterious dreams of a beautiful redheaded man named James.

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a lot of time love is described as this kind of magical thing where you meet the one person in the entire world for you, and you would die for them and it’s like you’re destined to be together and you can’t live without them and your entire life has been leading up to this monumental relationship with someone

but it’s important to know that sometimes love isn’t really like that

sometimes it’s thinking it’s cute when they laugh about something that isn’t funny, or liking how they look when they wear oversized hoodies, or getting butterflies when they text you a picture and say ‘this reminded me of you’ 

because love isn’t always fireworks or heat or passion

sometimes it’s calm, and safety, and knowing that you’re exactly where you want to be

not where the universe intends you to be

not where you’re destined to be

but just where you want to be. because there’s nowhere in the world you’d rather exist than here, with this person, right now.

The Hole Incident

Written for Tsukkikage Week! Day 4 Prompt: Hole

Rating: E (for Extremely Stupid)

Words: 1.2k

Kageyama Tobio would have never thought that a simple evening volleyball session would end up with him stuck in a hole.

It all started when Hinata had wanted to have some kind of stupid bonding session with the other first years, claiming it’d help their teamwork.

So Hinata had dragged Kageyama out to this huge, grassy field along with Yamaguchi, Yachi, and Tsukishima (who was forced to come by Yamaguchi).

The five of them had brought a volleyball too, the only reason why Kageyama had eventually agreed, and things had been going pretty smoothly until…

It was all Hinata’s fault okay? The dumbass’ receives still sucked so Kageyama had spiked the ball even harder to help him practice when it glanced off of his arms and went spiraling down a (apparently very large!) rabbit hole.

It totally should’ve been Hinata that went to go dig it out, but since “you’re the one who hit it, Bakageyama!!” they’d played rock paper scissors for it. Kageyama, sadly, had lost.

And now he was here, most of his upper body stuck in the hole with his butt sticking out like a complete idiot.

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