things i judge myself for making

The Full Potential Challenge

Ever wonder what your life would be like if you lived up to your full potential? Would your body be healthier? Your skin clearer? Bank account bigger? I think about these things all the time, and, judging my a previous post, you guys do to. Below is a chart designed to help all of us live up to our full potential. I’ve broken it down into time frames to help keep you from getting overwhelmed. Write the chart down and hang it someplace where you can see it all the time. I will be starting this challenge tomorrow, 9/8. I’ll check in with you guys every Sunday to track my progress. I have specific goals in mind for myself, and you guys should make some too! I really want to know how you guys are doing. Tag your progress posts with #sbfpc so I can track it and take a look. Let’s get to it!


  • Stretch. First thing. Really give your body enough time to wake up. Touch your toes. Roll out your shoulders. Do not hit snooze!
  • Do your full skincare routine. I have mine detailed here, but do whatever works for you and your complexion. Be gentle and consistent. 
  • Brush your teeth and floss. I used to be a big floss-skipper too, but you’d be amazed at how dig of a difference it makes. Rinse with a whitening mouthwash. I use one by Crest, and I notice a major difference in my teeth’s overall whiteness in just a few days.
  • Give yourself enough time to get ready. Whether you’re a wash-and-go kind of girl, or someone who spends an hour doing a full contouring routine before class (and either one is fine!), make sure you aren’t rushing. If you need to wake up a few minutes earlier than normal, so be it. Rushing sets an awful, stressed-out tone for the rest of the day. Allow yourself to be relaxed before taking on the day.
  • Eat something. I’m not going to say eat a big breakfast, because some people (myself included) just can’t eat in the morning. But you should eat, or at least bring a little something with you to work or school. If you can’t eat a full breakfast, grab a fruit! You won’t be as hungry come lunch time, making you less likely to gorge yourself.
  • Shower. You can do this at night, in the morning, whatever. Again, this is something you should allow some time for. I don’t wash my hair every day, but I do condition it every day (from the ears down). Scrub yourself with a delicious-smelling body wash. If you shave, make yourself as smooth as a dolphin, dude. If you don’t, then don’t and don’t ever ever ever let anyone make you feel bad or weird about it. When you get out of the shower, wrap yourself in a fluffy towel and totally slather your sexy self with lotion. Top to bottom. Do it as soon as you can post-shower so it can really sink in. 
  • Put leave-in condition throughout your damp hair and comb it through.
  • Put on an outfit that makes you feel good! So important!
  • Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!
  • Take a look at your daily to-do list. Knock out the most pressing stuff first. Take pride when you cross things off your list.
  • Make your bed! Oh my god, make your bed. Do it. Do it. Do it. 


  • Follow the “touch it once” approach. This is a truly life-changing thing. When a task is in front of you, no matter how big or small, just do it right then and there. How many times have you gotten a work email or homework assignment and thought, “Eh, I’ll do it later”? And then later never comes? Once something pops up, do it once. Squash it and be done. Cross things off your list and feel like a badass.
  • Try to go for a walk at lunch. Even one little lap around the block or campus will reenergize you like nobody’s business. 
  • Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!
  • Be present. This is so hard for me too, but you have to make a major effort to be present in whatever you’re doing. Be engaged and plugged-in and just exist in the moment. Give 100 percent.
  • Be friendly to friends and strangers. A smile goes a long way.
  • Eat something. Eat what you packed for lunch (see below) and take a break from working while you do it. You need “you time”!


  • Take your makeup off as soon as you’re in for the night. Wash your face with your full routine and let your skin have a break. 
  • Workout. You can also do this in the morning. Whatever works for you. Make a great playlist and go hard af. Get your cardio in. Get your strength training in. Earn every freaking sweat bead forming on your forehead. Earn your shower!
  • Knock out your homework. Life is infinitely better you don’t have anything hanging over your head. Half the time, the energy and emotion you spent dreading/putting off your work is ten times worse than the work itself.
  • Make a list of what needs to be done tomorrow. It’ll set you up for success the next day, and you won’t forget anything!
  • Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!
  • Lay out your clothes for tomorrow. This will save you SO MUCH TIME in the morning omg I can’t even tell you how important this is.
  • Eat something great. And once you’ve decided to be done eating for the night, be done. Brush your teeth so you can’t eat again.
  • After brushing, do a whitening treatment. Whether it’s classic baking soda, a Crest white strip, or a laser. Do something. And floss! Retainers in too, ladies 0:)
  • Relax! Take a few hours to do what YOU want to do. Scroll through Tumblr, binge on some Netflix, FaceTime gossip with your friends, anything. Do whatever makes you happiest. 
  • Shut the electronics off an hour before you want to go to bed. Put your phone on sleep mode. If you stare at the screen, it will keep you awake and alert and you won’t be able to fall asleep. A good night’s sleep is crucial for weightless and general happiness lol
  • Do a quick sweep of your room and see if there’s anything you can put away real quick. A clean space is a happy space.
  • Crawl into your bed (aren’t you happy you took the time to make it?!) and read a book by lamplight for a while. When you start to feel sleepy, go to sleep. Don’t push it. You kicked ass today and you deserve rest. 


  • Do something with your friends. It just has to be one thing. Even if you’re just hanging out at the coffee shop, spending time with your squad will make you a better, happier person.
  • Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!
  • Do something just for you. Set your laptop up in the bathroom and watch a Netflix marathon while you take a bubble bath. Buy an old school bottle of Mr. Bubbles ($3 at Target!) and really just soak. Relax. Light a candle.
  • Do something creative. You can read a book, write, blog, draw, code, anything. It just has to be something that speaks to your passion.
  • Track your progress. Just do this once a week so it doesn’t become all-consuming. And remember that non-scale victories are just as important as shedding pounds.
  • Take the time to be grateful. Tell your friend how much you admire her taste in music. Mention to your mom how much you love her cooking and how happy you are that she takes care of you. Thank your teaching after an especially interesting lecture. When you do something awesome, take a moment to admire yourself. Be grateful for even the little things.

Anything I missed? Reblog + add yours! Don’t forget to tag your progress!

Put my mental health first.
Do not be quick to judge.
Be kind.
Meet new people. It opens new doors.
Try looking at things through other people’s perspectives.
Always find a way to connect with somebody, even if you two are total opposites.
Family First. Always.
Be there for people who are there for you.
Help your friends in times of need.
Be the first to smile.
Don’t make a living. Make a L I F E.
Stick to the things I like. Be 100% honest with myself.

Goals for 2017:
Discover. Learn. Grow.

—  shespeakz10-20 things I learned in 2016

Whale Shark at GA Aquarium.

Honestly I would love to hear what people have to say about the GA aquarium. I always thought it was pretty sketchy during my Blackfish stage when I didn’t realize how biased the sources were, and I was getting all of my GA Aquarium information from places that were backing up Blackfish. (I now lean towards the stance that, while they don’t do well in captivity and would ideally be able to live in the wild: the caretakers are doing their best to enrich their lives, animal welfare conditions are always trying to be improved, orca are facing a lot of problems out in the ocean that makes me feel worried for wild populations, and the general public does tend to care more when they can see the animal up close.)

So I decided to visit it for myself, I watched the sea lion show (amazing) and the dolphin show. I listened to the educators. Now that I’m more knowledgeable about zoo welfare things I try not to judge so harshly if I see stereotypic-appearing behaviors, etc. because I don’t know the animals’ background or how the caretakers are managing the behavior.

My main concerns with the GA Aq used to be the whale sharks, the belugas, and the dolphins. I don’t know much about the whale sharks, I’ve heard a lot of them have died? But they keep getting more? I’m not sure where from. I’ve read that the Aquarium was pushing to get more belugas from the wild, something about with Russia? I’d love for someone to throw some facts and legitimate sources at me. The dolphins swam in a circle in their tank, a video I took here, but the show was beautiful and they got to swim so fast for a lot of the tricks, the training is obviously enriching and they get to work together for a lot of the tricks, too. 

I’m not saying that justifies it, ideally they would be out in the wild but, you know, lots of problems with them being able to survive in the ocean we have created for them. Food depletion, pollution, temperature and pH changes, boating, nets, etc. 

I have some more posts related to these animals coming up but feel free to start discussions. @why-animals-do-the-thing I’m curious about what you know about the GA Aquarium and its whale sharks and belugas (and dolphins). 

I also follow a few marine mammal/aquarium people so maybe @shipshapeseal and/or @merswine? Curious about what you guys in the aquarium field think about it.

“Apparently, the deceased had liked candles. And long baths. I’m not judging. There’s a possibility I might enjoy a long bath myself occasionally. When Sherlock was alive I did a lot of running and fighting and sometimes I needed to relax and recuperate. And a bath is good for that. That’s a medical fact. So it makes sense. And essential oils and candles help with the whole relaxing thing. People might laugh. People did laugh when Sherlock told them I enjoyed having baths but I was fine with it. I’m still fine with it. Baths are good.”

A Little Individuality

@crankgameplays I don’t know if you’ll see this but I kinda wanted to talk about the whole “being compared to others” thing. I know it’s super annoying when people do that, especially since you’re a growing channel so it looks as if you “copy” Jack or Mark or whoever else. I myself find it annoying because I can see in your videos that you ARE unique, and I think that obviously people who compare you to bigger channels or complain for you to “stop copying them” HAVE NOT seen more of your videos and cannot make the judgement because they don’t know you enough. It isn’t copying to genuinely enjoy doing Youtube. It isn’t copying to have the desire to do charitable things with the channel. People who judge you straight off the bat and don’t give your channel a chance don’t deserve any extra attention for their complaints, because they don’t know the person they are talking about. You’ve been doing YouTube for more than 4 years and YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON, so please stay cranky :)

I love you and your videos so much Ethan, and I can’t wait for the livestream tomorrow!!!

Today, I CHOOSE to be happy🌟 I can’t control every situation but I CAN control how I react to it.
I choose not to let bad thoughts affect me. I choose not to compare or judge myself. I choose to do what is best for me and nourish my body with good plant foods, and enough them✨
I spent a very long time waiting for something to happen to magically make me happy, make things easier for me or fix all my problems. But I’ve realised, the only person who can do those things is me.
TRUST ME, I know it’s so much easier said than done. But if you never give it a shot, you’ll never find out what amazing things could have been if you just tried💫🐝🌱💜

IG: @naturally_nina_

That’s one for Dazatsu!

I just saw someone make a bungou stray dogs personality type match. I’m a big fan of personality types, a proud infp myself. Dazai turns out to be an intj(no real surprise) and Atsushi is an infp(yay!)

For those who aren’t really aware of personality types let me give you a quick breakdown before I start ranting (if you do know this stuff you can skip).

Dazai is an INTJ which is Introverted Intuitive Thinking Judging. The first thing that can be used to describe an INTJ is “It’s lonely at the top, and being one of the rarest and most strategically capable personality types” (talk about taking Oda’s words right out of his mouth). Seriously though like INTJ’s are like wicked smart and are one of the rarest personality types out there. They radiate self-confidence and an aura of mystery, and their insightful observations, original ideas and formidable logic enable them to push change through with sheer willpower and force of personality. They can be arrogant (Chuuya: Arrogant doesn’t even begin to describe it!), loathe places with many rules and regulations (reason why he didn’t want to work with the government) and let’s just say that they aren’t too big with emotions. Not that they don’t have them, they define themselves with logic so feeling is kind of their downfall.

Atsushi now, my sweet cinnamon roll is an INFP, Introverted Intuitive Feeling Perceptive. INFPs are known as the true idealist and will try to find the tiniest hint of good in even the worst of people. “INFPs are led by the purity of their intent, not rewards and punishments. People who share the INFP personality type are proud of this quality, and rightly so, but not everyone understands the drive behind these feelings”  They are open-minded and do not like being constricted by rules, very passionate (but their shyness tends to keep them from speaking up too often), hardworking and likes to give the benefit of the doubt. Although they can be too idealistic, take things personally and too Altruistic as they try to push themselves to commit to a chosen cause or person, forgetting to take care of the needs of others in their lives, and especially themselves. 

Whew now that I’m done explaining that, what does all this have to with DazAtsu. FuFuFu. It has everything to do with it. The INFP and INTJ don’t seem that compatible seeing that one replies more on thinking and one on feeling but in real life it’s a really popular pair and not just romantically but platonically. INFPs and INTJs are naturally drawn to each other and form some of the greatest friendships and marriages. “INTJ-INFP relationships are common because these types complement each other so well. Both INTJs and INFPs enjoy abstract discussions, including potential ways of improving the world. INFPs are great listeners and enjoy taking in new ideas and information.”  It’s like this just verify everything we said from the beginning Dazai and Atsushi complete each other. Atsushi really listens to Dazai not because he has to but because he wants to and is really curious about what Dazai has to say. Dazai also has a lot of faith in Atsushi and is also interested in Atsushi in his own way. 

Like look at this scene it always gets me because of Dazai’s straight face but the way he pets Atsushi its like his emotions are  seeping through and then that tiny smile from the weretiger. Watching these two interact is like the highlight of my day sometimes. They just seem so perfect for each other sometimes and knowing that they are actually people like them in real life that live a happy life together just makes my go ahhhhh! They were made for each other.

PS. If you don’t know your personality type I recommend you take the test on 16personalities. It’s really fun!

i think that’s the biggest difference between social anxiety disorder and avoidant personality disorder, though.

social anxiety disorder = “oh man, no, i’m so afraid they’re gonna judge me for doing the thing, that’s way too stressful, i can’t do the thing.”

avoidant personality disorder = “i’m actually legitimately terrible, so what’s the point if people are just going to hate me for even trying to do the thing in the first place. we all are 100% aware that i’m not good enough and that i’m going to fail, so let’s just completely avoid the thing to keep everyone happy (except me, because even if i’m doing this to ‘protect’ myself, it literally makes me absolutely miserable).”

10 Day Robron Challenge: Day Six

Day 6: Favourite Break Up/Argument

OK firstly, I have no clue why I thought it was a good idea to include this theme - what were you thinking, Tash?!? I must really hate myself because why else would I make myself celebrate their angst??! I mean, who has a favourite argument, really?! 

Anyway, I made my bed and now I must lie in it. I really struggled to pick one here, but went with the one that I kept coming back to, even if I think this will be an unpopular choice:

The Lodge and the Aftermath

OK, so I’m aware this will divide opinion. I’m also aware this isn’t a healthy point in their relationship and am not trying to glorify that in any way. It’s not just a break up or an argument, it’s an absolute bloody disaster, that at the time I thought there would be no coming back from. 

HOWEVER! Maybe it’s because I can watch it back now knowing they made it back to each other, and because we’ve had some A+++ character development for Mr Shifty himself, Robert Sugden, but I’m strangely obsessed with these lodge scenes, and here’s why:

1. I believe Robert did love Aaron when he first told him so, but I don’t think he really knew it himself and I believe he only told Aaron to manipulate him to keep quiet about Katie. I think the first time Robert told Aaron he loved it, and really meant it, from the bottom of his heart, was at the Lodge. 

2. Linked to that, I also think this is the first time Robert really exposes himself to Aaron. He’s in survival mode - not game-playing, manipulative, thrill-seeking, cares-for-nothing-but-himself mode - and he’s panicking about  Aaron betraying him. All he has left to try and keep Aaron is honesty, because he knows Aaron can always see straight through his lies, and off the back of that we get:

“I wish that was all I cared about.”

“It’s You. You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”

“Falling in love with you ruined everything.”

and, from the deepest, darkest pit of his heart, for the first time with real feeling - “I meant it. I Love You.”

3. Also it becomes obvious how Robert is so out of his depth? Like, he’s been playing the village villain for a while, but Ryan Hawley manages to give Robert a heart, and these Lodge scenes just make it so clear to me that Robert is out of his depth and spiraling. He’s broken in these scenes. I mean, he’s so riddled with devastation when Aaron says he doesn’t love him that he actually puts a gun to Aaron’s head, like he actually thinks he could be capable of going that far, and it’s incredibly clear that he cannot go through with it. Robert has a temper, and he’s impulsive; he acts first and thinks later, and he will fight to protect something that is important to him. But he’s not a bad person, in his heart, even if he does bad things. And this is even more obvious since we’ve had Robert supporting Aaron through his trial, and SSW scenes, and the emergence of Romantic Robert - that side to him was always there, but it was just hidden away because of the fear and the self-loathing and this desperation to keep a hold onto the life that we know he’d worked so hard for.


“Because he wanted to be here with me, didn’t you? I spent the full week here, in your bed.”

I think that’s all that needs to be said though, yeah?


I like to think of myself as an understanding person. But if someone starts attacking my friends, that’s when I start to lose my patience.

I honestly do not care who you are, what you do or what you ship. Your choice. Own it, enjoy it, have fun doing your thing. Ain’t nobody judging you based on that.

Meet my friend @ihavetobenkyou. She’s one of the most loving people in the fandom. She’s a talented writer, an incredible motivator and she’s always there to cheer people up. She goes out of her way to encourage people. She inspires those around her, and make them better people. She’s a positive person, one everybody deserves to have in their lives. And she’s being attacked.

Some individuals felt it necessary to make a callout post about her and call her names on some of her posts. I don’t need to drop names, you know who you are. I don’t know what made you feel compelled to be so vile towards someone who has done nothing against you, but don’t you dare think that it’s okay to insult a person and everything they stand for over a shipping week.

You’re bad people.

If you’re not one of those individuals and have a few seconds to spare, please do send Ren some positive messages, because she doesn’t deserve any of the things she’s now being forced to put up with. Do not condone this type of behaviour in the fandom.

My tumblr is my feelings.
I’m not posting things I don’t feel or relate to, I’m posting me.
I’m posting parts of myself in hope no one will judge me, also for other people to know they are not alone, and if you wanna talk, ask me about my story or just tell me about yours, I’m always here, I won’t judge you, I won’t make you feel worse, I’m just like you and here to help.

Word Vomit

So basically I’ve been diagnosed with adhd since I was a kid. And I remember vividly when I began to notice the kinds of looks people would give me. Judging my every movement even though I thought I was perfectly normal.
And I was fine and all but then I got into middle school and things got a lot harder because people are horrible and it got a lot harder to make friends (but I mean I never really had friends in elementary so not really a big change) and I would think to myself on a daily about what the fuck was wrong with me. My mom didn’t even tell me I had ADHD until I was 13. So it was a lot of me contemplating why I did a lot of the things I did.
Often times it would cause me to get way too into conversations or I would get distracted. And who wants to talk to someone who doesn’t make sense or who keeps changing the topic.
I never took meds or anything for it because one of the only things I could focus on was books, and as long as i kept my grades up i wouldnt have to, so I got lucky I guess. But it’s fucking exhausting because I always have so much random irrelevant stuff on my mind and nothing seems to really come together.
I’ve told people about this and everytime I do they tell me “you just have to turn off all electronics and sit down and study for 3 hours straight” like I can not physically sit in my chair for 5 minutes without getting distracted by the literal air in front of me.

What the fuck.
Doesn’t help the fact that I’m taking one of the most intensive highschool programs where I have so many due dates all at the same time and I have oral presentations that I am not allowed to use notes with (just from memory and I’m graded by organization which is hell in itself). And I’m not sure how I’ve even got to this point, because I feel by now in should have failed a year or several.
Like I feel like I’m bullshitting everyone by being here when I know I’m not qualified to be.
I just am not even sure what is happening and I just want it all to freeze and slow down.

I had promised myself to let it go, to just enjoy Robron and stop. After all, everyone is free to think what the believe and to express their opinions and their feelings, but then I felt personally called into question by some things I read.
Let’s talk about heart of the matter: ROBERT
Not to disturb the great philosophers, but once Aristotele wrote:

“Perfect people do not fight, do not lie, do not make mistakes and do not exist”.

So please, before you start judging from your high horse all of us as the cynical heartless (and abusive in our turn) you think we are, i would like you to think seriously about human nature, and the nature of human relationships.
Rise his hand who, during a heated discussion with their partners, hasn’t said or done something that to an external eye it might seem wrong, bad or selfish? Because if it didn’t ever happen to you, you have my envy and my respect (and you have to tell me how you did it, because I have never been able to stop myself… guilty of all charges!)
Now I certainly don’t want to throw us in a philosophical discussion on the absolute meaning of what is wrong and what is right (this is up to each of us anytime we face a decision), but only that you try to consider that human nature is flawed and the difference is made by the way you try to learn from your mistakes and try to make amend.
And also you have to keep in mind that you can’t change 30 years of being yourself (right or wrong) in a few months. False steps will be made and Robert, the heart of my rant here, certainly did and probably will do again (as much as Aaron).
Not even the greatest love of all can make you change that fast. Only a personality transplant can succeed in this. Or a lobotomy.

Probably none of this makes sense, in my mind yes, but I need to tell it, so bear with me.

“Jump. Don’t be afraid. After this, it will hurt no more.”, a voice keeps on telling this inside my head right now. Before, I was fine being all by myself, worrying nothing about other people. But then, I longed for a world where I can have someone, some people. I thought going outside, making friends was easy. But, I was judged, harmed by words that struck way through my heart. And it hurts more than being stabbed. Before, I hate when they talk behind my back. But I just realized, all of them were true. I am a disappointment. “Do it. Just think of it as a swing.” Everyone kept on saying that things will be fine, it will pass, that they will be there for me. But, where are they now? People who promised to be friends, family, love ones. Gone. “Jump, and it will hurt no more.” I’m listening. And what it offers? I like it. After this, maybe I could say that it hurts no more. I’ll be fine, I guess.

I just wanted to thank everyone for all of the Mon-El and Kara love on the banners I just made.  I have no dog in any fights when it comes to shipping. I just happen to love who I love and it’s a spontaneous thing that comes from my own feelings and choices, which is why I am happy to let others love who they love even if I don’t share in that same opinion.  I can’t judge what someone else loves because I’m not in their head or lived their experiences.  So I try to keep negative remarks off my tumblr and just post what I love and hope it reaches others who want to share in that and not worry about if it’s the “hip” thing or “cool” thing or the “most loved” couple.  Freedom to choose for one’s self is a beautiful thing.  So by choosing for myself and letting others choose for themselves without faulting them for their choice just makes for a conflict free zone. So keep loving ladies loving guys or ladies loving ladies or guys loving guys, or platonic friendships, or couples that may never be canon, because  it’s all open for an individual to make that choice and not feel scared to express it.  Life is like a bowl of chocolates, you never know on any given day what flavor you may choose.  It may surprise you.

Anyway, keep loving what you love because you’re the one doing the loving and no one should do it for you or try to change your mind.

1.Every 24 hours I can start over
2. I have people in my life who make sacrifices for me
3. I have a bright future
4. The consuming bad things won’t matter in 5 years
5. I have a house to live in
6. I have food in the fridge
7. I am NOT alone
8. I have come so far from where I was
9. I am patient
10. I’ve been able to go to so many places and experience so many things
11. I’ve helped people
12. I do love others
13. I am in control of my own life, no one else is
14. I can express myself through dance
15. I’m kind to those who need it most
16. I make a difference everyday
17. I can inspire as much as I’ve been inspired
18. I don’t judge others
19. I keep my promises
20. The sun always comes up, even in the darkest of nights
21. I can surround myself with happy things
22. Sunsets are beautiful and I can watch them every night
23. I can write down all my fears and throw them away
24. There is a whole world outside my head
25. I am able to see the beauty in everything
26. I am worth so much
27. My heart is beating
28. The sound of rain is soothing
29. Every day can be a new adventure
30. Today doesn’t have to be the same as yesterday
31. I am so beautiful in my own way
32. I am enough
—  32 Reasons I Should Be Happy

     ➔ episodes 1x01-1x03

  • “This job is eating me alive.”
  • “I’d like to apologize for him. His parents didn’t give him enough attention.”
  • “His code name if Fuzzy Cuddle Bear.” 
  • “Good news for all you murder fans!”
  • “You know how old people always have that gunk on them?”
  • “Does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?” 
  • “They’re pretty much worthless but they make good coffee.” 
  • “The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.” 
  • “It’s impossible to solve things unless you’re wearing a tie.”
  • “I gorged myself at that funeral.”
  • “Speaking of murder, what are you doing here?” 
  • “I bet on some over-the-clothes action.” 
  • “A dude broke in, smoked weed, and bolted.” 
  • “First of all, I think you’re overdoing it with the manscaping.”
  • “You’re a bad judge of character and your shirt looks like vomit.” 
  • “I never took off the speedo. Big mistake. It is inside of me.”
  • “I have a degree in numerology from the internet.” 
  • “The drugs are in a location.” 
  • “Your entire life is garbage.” 
  • “I want to see what happens when I taser this cantaloupe.” 
  • “He would literally let you do anything if you gave him a hamburger.” 
  • “I’m anxious to restore my status as a lone wolf.” 
  • “Do you know where we keep the glitter?” 
  • “There’s a penis on my minivan?” 
  • “It’s better to be a criminal.” 
  • “My name is Banana Fartman, MD.” 
  • “Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.” 
  • “I’m gonna pee. That’s what I’m doing tonight.” 
  • “I’ll end up on the streets selling my body for a can of beans.” 
  • “Has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like a statue?” 
  • “The universe is a cruel and vexing puzzle.” 
  • “Why are you always telling us about your disgusting body?” 
  • “I will make better mouth.” 
  • “No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking.” 
  • “Why was your hand in your back pocket?” 
  • “My first instinct was not to caress her butt.” 
  • “Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get your life back on track.” 
  • “Are you saying that black people can’t sell drugs?” 
  • “Why would I ever eat off his shirt?” 
  • “Man, girls are so scary.” 
  • “In all cases, cops are the worst.” 
  • “The fairy princess castle has defeated me.” 
  • “What kind of castle has wheels?” 
  • “I think you have many hidden talents.”
  • “Noooo, I have no talents.” 
  • “Constantly getting his approval is the worst.” 
Lebanese in KSA

I’m honestly so sick of people talking shit about Saudi Arabia; it’s not as bad as you all think it is. I’ve lived here my entire life and I’m actually really happy. Sure I miss Lebanon, but I can’t imagine myself leaving this country. KSA being strictly religious doesn’t make it a bad country. Saudi Arabia puts limits for everyone to help them fear god even more. They’re not doing anything wrong. Of course there are some authorities that take things too far, but don’t you EVER judge a majority based on a minority. I’m not Saudi and I have 0 rights to defend this country, but I was born here and I can’t stand people talking shit about this country. Non-Saudis should be thankful for having the chance to live here honestly. It isn’t a free country, but it’s safe and it’s the reason your parents are earning enough money to feed you and give you the needed education.

Why I love your sign ♥

Aries:  You’re so energetic and fun to be around! The way you talk is so charming and it always has a little smile to it. You keep things interesting and you care so much about your friends. ♥

Taurus: You’re so chill its almost unreal, your loyal to your friends and sufforcate them with all of the love you have! If I ever just want to vent to someone and eat my sorrow away, your the person I’d go to. ♥

Gemini: You’re just too much fun! I feel like a little sister to you! You’re almost always there if I want to talk to you and you show me the most random of things. I can be myself around you and you wont judge because you’re just as crazy! ♥

Cancer: You’re so kind to everyone! You make every friend you have feel special and when their sad, you’re sad. No matter what, you’re there for people. You feel emotions so deeply that not even the greatest writer could describe it. ♥

Leo:  You may have many friends, but you make time for all of them! You put in the effort to make them happy! You hate seeing someone sad, and when you do, your one of the first people to talk to them and cheer them up. You give the best gifts! ♥

Virgo: You take to pratical side of a situation and keep everyone calm. You’re a great person to go to for advice and for a shoulder to cry on. You keep things real and don’t let your emotions get to you, making you a good leader. ♥

Libra: You’re so charming and flirty! You always wants what’s best for the majority. But you’re also strong minded, we all need a good cry every once in a while and I can always go to you for some kind words to cheer me up. Sometimes just a few heart felt compliments from you is all I need. ♥

Scorpio: You are such a strong person! You fight for what you believe in, even if it’s followed by harsh words. You’re always there for your friends, with your goofy jokes and smile, it can lighten anyones day! You feel things so deeply I could get lost in your ocean of emotion. You wish to change the world, and you might just do that. ♥

Saggitarius: You are so much fun to talk to! If I have a pound for every inside joke we’ve ever made I’d be a millionare! You say things as they are, and, even if we don’t show it, we’re very thankful for that! We can explore the world with you, and go into deep, meaningful conversations. Discovering the hidden wonders of the world through words. ♥

Capricorn: You’re so goofy and lovable! You’re like a teddy bear I can cuddle forever! You’re the perfect combination of serious and silly. If we need to project done, I know I can choose you as my partner. And when we’re alone we can make jokes and have the best time ever!  You are strong and independant and we can all learn a thing or two from you! ♥

Aquarius: You’re so loving and kind! I am not worthy of a friend like you. You are so silly and create jokes that I’ll remember to my grave! You care so much about all of your friends and you love to make them happy! Giving them gifts or pushing aside something important so you can spend time with them! You’re that one friend we can all rely on for a pick-me-up! ♥

Pisces: You’re a little cutie who loves everyone! If your friends are hurt then you’re the first to go to their aid. I can spend hours listening to you go on about this dream you had, or hear you talk about your passions. You’re so shy around new people and it makes you look adorable! ♥

I hope this post makes you feel better if anyone has had a bad day! Remember to always love yourself, because I love you. ♥