Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix, what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for each other?
Voldemort: We don’t do romance.
Bellatrix: You do. You once bought me a teddy bear that said “I love you” on its foot.
Voldemort: How is that romantic?
Bellatrix: And you baked me cupcakes that have letters that spell out “you are beautiful” when you put them in a line.
Voldemort: And again, how is that romantic?
Bellatrix: Fine, fine. If you insist, it’s not romantic!