Heroes of Olympus as popular text posts
- Percy: ''Fun drinking game: Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated.''
- Annabeth: ''Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking?''
- Jason: ''If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead ''
- Piper: ''People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that” let me talk dear god''
- Leo: ''Back by unpopular demand: me''
- Hazel: ''I watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”''
- Frank: ''Listen, I’m a nice person so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.''
- Nico: ''Gayer than intended: an autobiography''
- Reyna: ''Girls aren’t playing hard to get… They don’t want you.''