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Jokes of Astral-nomical Proportions

What do you call a polite ice Astral that looks good in a suit?
A Gent-iana.

What did the grumpy Astral say when Christmas was coming around?
“Ba-Hamut…”

Did you hear about the lightning Astral that nearly electrocuted the prince?
Apparently, he wasn’t aware of the Ramuh-fications.

What do you call a duel on top of an Astral’s back?
Attack on Titan

Leviathan was asked to make a covenant with Noctis, but something was fishy about the situation.

The fire Astral wasn’t invited to the party, but he was ind-Ifrit about it anyways.

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half way through finding nemo i realized dory’s monologue really suited jason and thalia…soooo….here we are.

sami | stupid cupid | zayn

MASTERLIST IS HERE LOVES

PROMPT OR WHATEVER:

IN TIME FOR VALENTINES DAY ( BECAUSE DAMMIT, REASONS) A NEW MINI SERIES THING. DIFFERENT WRESTLERS / READERS THROWN TOGETHER AND WINDING UP IN ROMANTIC SITUATIONS. SOME WILL BE EXES, SOME WILL HAVE CRUSHES, SOME WILL HAVE CRUSHES WHILE PRETENDING TO HATE THE OTHER, AND OVERALL, JUST STEAMY FLUFF.

And this one is sort of a combination of a few different things fan-fiction-galore and I were talking about when I told her this idea. Sami Zayn and reader were friends as children and reader boldly kissed him at age 10. Sadly, the readers family moved away, leaving the two to lose all touch with each other… Until the wedding of her older brother/one of his best friends brings them back together. Problem? Reader is with a date… Until, ‘cupid’, our little winged naked baby friend intervenes in the form of an argument. Reader storms out, it’s pouring rain outside and with a strapless dress, she’s kind of freezing a little bit when Sami finds her… And things happen from there, of course.

WORD COUNT:

2759+

WARNINGS & RATING:

SO MUCH FLUFF. TEETH ROTTING FLUFF HERE GUISE. AND SOME STEAM AT THE END?

OTHER:

OKAY, ALRIIIIIGHT.. GOTTA THANK @fan-fiction-galore because like 99.9 percent of this was stuff she mentioned in a conversation we were having and here we are, lol.. plus she’s my boo and I luffles her. And there’s @misswweuniverse, who is another boo of mine that I luffle.. aaaaand @writergrrrl29 who is another boo of mine that I luffle and enjoy talking to about things, you are all amazing and have been v. great help and you are my inspirations. Also, @mimic-the-phoenix , my boo, I luffles you and I looooove our conversations. You make me fall more in love with Sami with the way you write him tbh!! As if I needed an actual reason,huh?

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Pokemon Ask: Specific Scenarios
  • Luvdisc: Your muse gives my muse a token of affection
  • Chatot: My muse has to mimic yours
  • Riolu: My muse senses your muse being upset in some way
  • Litwick: My muse becomes ill to any extent
  • Xatu: My muse recounts a memory or sees a vision of the future
  • Yamask: My muse suddenly thinks about someone they have lost
  • Castform(Ice/Fire/Water): My muse is caught in any weather form of the sender's choice
  • Muchlax: My muse finds out their food has mysteriously disappeared
  • Joltik: My muse finds one of those buggers clinging on them
  • Swablu: A little cloud birdie lands softly on my muse's head
  • Absol: My muse senses that something is about to go terribly wrong
  • Abra: My muse is teleported to another location
  • Cosmog: My muse is teleported to another dimension
  • Celebi: My muse is teleported to another time
  • Manaphy: My muse swaps bodies with your muse
  • Ditto: My muse turns into a Pokemon

You know, I really feel for those authors in history who had new work published post-humously that wound up panned and considered subpar compared to their previous work, all because some random person found it after their death and thought the world should see it.

Because let me tell you right now, if I died and some fool thought it was a great idea to publish the new stories they found on my laptop, my ass would reassemble itself from the ashes floating on the wind to come back and haunt them forever.

“Haven’t you ever heard of a ROUGH DRAFT Stephanie?! No, you know what? I don’t care that you thought it was cute and used your favorite trope, it needed REWRITES. Bring me some ghostly snacks, we’re going to be here for the rest of your life.”

There are just simply some missions that no ordinary man can do. Then again, Mr. Hunt is no ordinary man. Your mission, tumblr roleplayer, should you choose to accept it, is to like and/or reblog this very post and follow if you are interested in roleplaying with ETHAN HUNT from the Mission: Impossible franchise! Prepare for unexpected twists and turns at every corner, spy things galore, explosions, chases, and globetrotting at every seen opportunity when the case calls for it. You will not regret it. This taped message will self destruct in three… two…one… FOLLOW.

Σ Are there any Pokemon you can’t stand?
Ξ Are there any Pokemon that creep you out/frighten you?

She gives a look of genuine surprise, before pouting slightly, as if taking some sort of offense to that question.

“Never! I am not afraid of nor do I hate any particular species! I risk my life to protect all of them!”


“Please let me go home, please let me go home, i-it w-won’t let me– It– Its jaws– It’s nothing but an endless void– I just w-want to go home–”