in a modern au, what would Vlad, Nathan, and Ursula think of What We Do In The Shadows?
“Werewolves not swearwolves” is genius as far as Vlad is concerned. He says it at every given opportunity. Nathan grumbles and points out he doesn’t even swear half as much as Vlad, or Ursula. Ursula makes it into a wall decoration, something obnoxious and glittery. Nathan laments the werewolf sequel still hasn’t been made.
“Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet” is now code for “im buying this ugly amazing thing I found on ebay, dont try and stop me”