thimbly things

itsthesinbin  asked:

ey yo can ur ma get a request in? its v specific bc im a Self Insert Slut(tm). Tfp starscream, mtmte rodimus and rung (not poly), and rid15 thunderhoof: their female s/o was spotting for a week and complaining about it and then suddenly her period kicks into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and gets heavy and she's cramping and in A Lot Of Pain. How do they react/try to help? Also you're doing v well w/ the blog im proud of u <3

i was wondering when you’d make an appearance lmAO. if you guys aren’t following @itsthesinbin then you should be, she helped me and encouraged me to start this blog!! she is a Dear Friend of mine who deserves your love. for the sake of keeping me sane, lets assume the bots understand what periods are. so sit back and enjoy, because now she wants me to write about her menstrual cycle.

Starscream (TFP), Rodimus, Rung (MTMTE), Thunderhoof (RiD15) 

  • Starscream would get annoyed that you wouldn’t shut up about your body all week. Yeah, he’s had aches and pains before, he’s had limbs ripped off before, and you don’t hear him complaining about his wounds all the time (yes you do, you totally do.) He thinks it’s all a grasp for attention, but then when your period hits, he’s suddenly concerned and has no idea what to do. If he was listening to you, he might have heard you ask for pain pills or maybe a trip to the doctor’s office. But now, he’s got a bleeding, suffering woman in his arms and has to “take care” of her until it’s over.

  • Rodimus wouldn’t really understand, but would probably be concerned to see that you were spotting. He’d (gladly, to get out of work) put you on the top of his priority list, and then speed around between the medibay and your hab suite and get you anything you need. Now that there’s a human on the ship, Rodimus is sure to pick up feminine products along with any supplies they need from planets and some sweets to make you feel better. He isn’t sure which you needed, so he buys pretty much all of them. Rodimus comes prepared. 

  • While you were spotting, Rung would lay you down on his patients’ table and have you think about the feeling of your period. He asks you to describe what the feeling of a cramp is. The feeling of rushing blood. The aches and the sores and the cold and the heat. You think that it’s stupid that he’s making you do this, but he knows (and perhaps you, too) that its for your own good. Next thing you know, later that day, your period comes in and kicks you in the stomach. You had, mentally, convinced your body to commence your period just by thinking about what it felt like. Congratulations, you played yourself.

  • Thunderhoof would be like Starscream. Just shut up and deal with it, because I love you but I’m busy and I don’t have time for your repetitive complaints. Needless to say, you’re put aside again by the Decepticon cause. But when your period comes around and destroys you, Thundergoof over here feels awful. He can see the pain that you’re in even if he can’t experience it, but he’ll do his best to juggle your needs with Steeljaw’s. He eventually forgets Steeljaw and the ‘Cons and comes to your side to apologize and help you for the duration of your period.

anonymous asked:

Could we have a continuation of the Faerie RIngs fic? Uhm, imagine Steve Rogers leaving little offerings of fruit, milk or honey for the fairies out on the balcony of Avengers Tower. Steve tending large and beautiful flowers which he leaves the tiny thimbles of sweet things under for the fairies that care for his plants. Steve quietly asking that the fae keep an eye on his home and on Bucky for him and for them to avoid Tony cause he means well but he doesn't believe.

previously

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The roof garden at Avengers Tower is big and lush, and in the sun Steve spends hours tending it. Now, today, he finishes trimming a sunflower’s dead leaves and puts aside his clippers. He prepares a low saucer with a milk and honey mixture, something with a gentle rise around the edge for the faeries to perch on while they drink. Setting the saucer in the shade under a rosebush, he nestles down on the grassy path, tips his head up toward the sun, and shuts his eyes.

“Thank you,” he says, quiet, not wanting to disturb any faeries that might be drinking. Something rustles; he knows they’re there, listening to him, but he doesn’t open his eyes. “For watching out for us. I know Tony doesn’t believe in you, but he appreciates having a safe home anyway.”

Something tickles across his arm, but he still doesn’t look. “And also I was hoping you’d do me a favor,” he continues. “If Bucky ever comes around–when–please don’t hurt him. Just…you know, he’s not going to harm any of us. And I don’t think he’ll harm any of you, either.”

“Of course I won’t,” says a voice that Steve hasn’t heard in months. He jerks up; Bucky is standing by Steve’s feet, looking down at him. “You Rogerses have given me a healthy fear of the fae.”

Just a random headcanon from my strange mind

The betting pool for when Kylo and Hux get together started small, with just Phasma and Snoke. But then some storm troopers figured out and wanted in, but none of them own anything to bet. So they start taking random things from missions that can slip into their pockets: a rock, some yarn, a little doll, a thimble, a bit of metal, a music box, a bit of cloth, anything. There’s an entire room full of it, and after Kylo and Hux finally get together, the stuff starts showing up randomly in troopers rooms. They try to hide it, but you might catch a glimpse of a particularly smooth rock hidden under the cot, or a bit of bright red hair from a tiny doll, and know that that rock is the most important thing in that trooper’s life, that thimble is the only thing they’ve ever owned.