8.12.18

when will you learn that the way to get skinny isn’t by stuffing your fucking mouth with as many calories as your greasy little hands can find? you should like not eating, you lazy pig. it involves doing literally nothing.

You know what’s great?

When you wake up hungry, take literally a bite of 1/3 of a lettuce wrap, and all of a sudden feel too full to eat any more. Literal fucking perfection.