thigh crusher

anonymous asked:

OK so imagine a thigh-off between zarya and reaper but it's being done like an arm wrestlnig match by having each player at one end of a horizontal double-see-saw-thing trying to close their end between their thighs against the force of the opposing thigh crusher on the other end and it's being played super serious like a arm wrestling match with posture shifting for leverage and jojo-esque posing for intimidation with an broken-off-the-scale torque measuring device at the fulcrum.

is this a new kink

-mod dax