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Guess who’s back from vacation?
When I came back I was shocked to find out that I had reached 1000 followers! 1000 FOLLOWERS! LIKE SERIOUSLY THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!! Now that I’m back I’m going to work hard to make more and more comics for you guys! Also please feel free to ask me anything or even shoot a comic idea my way. I don’t bite.


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22 Miles on Saturday

Maine is neat. I live in a neat place. I live in a place where I can run across a series of islands with incredible views and I think that’s neat as hell.

Overcast for most of the run, but still beautiful. It was about 40ºF. Took my long sleeve off 2 miles in, and ran in a singlet+gloves while wearing my Salomon vest.  Really surprised with my splits. To be honest, there was a hell of a lot of stopping and walking. I wanted to go out, enjoy my long run, and not feel like I was on the verge of death, so I walked, and I’m okay with that. 

3 weeks out from my first 50k race of the year. Glad to get the miles in, but really need to spend some time on the trails. It’s still snowy out which makes it tough, but I’m going to have to find another way to suffer through it, because that 3 weeks is coming up quick. Woof.


This right here, I call this my “Magic Stick”. 

I, like most women, have thighs that rub. (Let’s face it, EVERY size person his this issue. You can be a size 4 and still have thighs that rub!)

When summer time comes along I used to look at my cute dresses and skirts and shudder. I knew by the end of the day that I would be facing chafing so bad that there would be places that would bleed. Yes, bleed. 

Some things helped, deodorant would work only IF you did it before, but not for long. 

Baby powder was great! But it was a mess and I needed to reapply. 

Then I heard of this magic from my friends in my running group. 

This and other kinds like it is called Runner’s Glide. It’s made to prevent blisters and chafing AND can heal them too. No joke, one week after using this stuff my skin was completely healed. 

Think about it, it’s designed for people who are going to run 26 miles and SWEAT! That means it’s water proof and sweat proof. Oil free as well. 

Thigh chafing is the reason I go to this item immediately, but men and women can use this for ALL kinds of chafing (guys you know what I mean). I’ve also heard it works great with preventing blisters. 

I am a size 20, I LOVE to wear dresses and ever since I starting using this I have NEVER had an issue with chafing. And one stick has lasted me a whole year! I haven’t tried the other kinds, so please let me know if you have. Also, there is a “men’s” version but I can’t find any difference between the two except the color of the stick. 

Now, I can run with shorts!!

Please signal boost! 

  • Shinoa: Guren, you said you have a plan?
  • Guren: Yeah, well, it's like that movie you kids love. The one about the fucking hairdresser... the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy.
  • Shinoa Squad: ????????
  • Guren: The guy's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin...
  • Shinoa Squad: ...
  • Guren: His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister... LEGO! They're all made of fucking Lego.
  • Shinoa: Star Wars?
  • Guren: That's the one, right... it's like that okay. We're gonna fucking kill all the bad the guys and you're gonna be able to blow up the big...
  • Shinoa: Death Star
  • Guren: Death Star thing, then you can go and live happily ever after on the planet of the teddy bears?
  • Shinoa: Ewoks, they're Ewoks...
  • Shinoa: ...
  • Shinoa: You don't have a plan do you?
  • Guren: *defeated nod*
It was warm and summer was slowly sinking into the halls of Hogwarts, along with the flurry of whispers and gossip over Harry Potter’s name in the Triwizard cup. Draco, however, had other things to worry about, he’d had his first kiss. It was hardly anything–barely a peck, a soft brush of lips you’d miss if you blinked–and the boy was warm and solid as a summer’s day. Everything was hazy and drenched in the golden hues of the afternoon. His hands were rough and calloused, his voice gruff and, his hair was just the right shade of inky black–but. He couldn’t stop the churning in his gut and the mounting dread when he realised that those eyes just weren’t green enough and that mouth was just a little too yielding.
—  Excerpt from a story I will never finish where Draco looks for Harry in every boy he kisses
Zodiac Signs as Draco Malfoy quotes
  • Aries: “Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
  • Leo: “Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.”
  • Sagittarius: “Famous Harry Potter. Can't even go to a bookshop without making the front page.”
  • Taurus: “You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”
  • Virgo: “You'll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.”
  • Capricorn: “Is it true? They're saying all down the train that Harry Potter's in this compartment. So it's you, is it?”
  • Gemini: “You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain' — 'The Boy Who Scored'— whatever they call you these days.”
  • Libra: “Enemies of the Heir, beware! You'll be next, Mudbloods!”
  • Aquarius: “Oh, this is Crabbe and this is Goyle. And my name's Malfoy, Draco Malfoy.”
  • Cancer: “But I got this far, didn’t I? They thought I’d die in the attempt, but I’m here... and you’re in my power... I’m the one with the wand... you’re at my mercy...”
  • Scorpio: “Well, no one really knows until they get there, do they, but I know I’ll be in Slytherin, all our family have been — imagine being in Hufflepuff, I think I’d leave, wouldn’t you?”
  • Pisces: “Scared, Potter?”

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