esc cah summary

last christmas i gabe you my heart ALCOHOKGOKGOKGOKGOGK - matija’s sinful nickname of the day

- two nats

- joe woolford x serhat (johat)

- marie n loves capes

- we all got ben bile shook ™ when ileana joined the game, and nat was indian cheese too, she’s great at multitasking

- verka is illuminati because 69, the number on her back can be divided by three 

- mistaking marisa for drac because her nickname was roar of time

- dab backwards is bad

- i nut is jeg nødder in danish

- [matija intensifies]

- jana representing the gay man eye loans with the song jeg nødder

- nat betraying me with the card “if i wanna isnt about tindra then who is it about” but saving the situation with a julia card

- turt dressing up as moldova 2015 and arresting joão before he commits turtlecide

- the bbc should hire nat bc she won the first game (and the second…spoiler alert)

- europals interviewing esc artists would be a wild ride…

- matija interviewing john karayiannis in his bedroom

- …and hovi, asking him about his silver fragments (i am so sorry that you had to read thsi)

- julia interviewing koza mostra would be like “ALCOHOKGOKGOKGOKGOGK”

- all grannies matter!

- marisa and i having nul points for so long we were looking like germany and austria 2015

- …until marisa got a point (she was saved by jamaladaddy) and then someow got to second place 

- yes, kids, sweden really did get nul points in 1963

- interviewew: nat how are you feeling about jen not being a hod in asiavision?
nat: AM GREAT 

- julia wanting to write a fic about hovi, john and nika suffering to annoy matija. matija, however, was delighted to hear this idea and julia cancelled her  plans to write the fic.

- ted has her own language, tedanese, and weird anons will make a comeback sending tedanese messages

- *matija voice* the best part about eurovision is getting new daddies

- julia being true to german tradition stuck in last place

- julia is actually alexander rybak’s violin??? or maybe manuel neuer??? who knows??

- ëveryönë wrïtïng líke thïs,
to qüöte Äliönå: NÖÖ

- denglish has a way higher amount of speakers than swenglish, due to germany’s waay bigger population

- in england, they just speak chav

- marisa and nat being t i e d at 6 points each

- last christmas i gabe you my heart 

casual reminder that harry doesnt smile all that often - if at all - during the entirety of kingsman except for when he was beating people up at the bar (for the rentboy comment) and when eggsy made the my fair lady comment 

This is the full letter, kingsmanhartwin, your anon was asking of. Get tissues for this. 

Dear Gary,

If you’re reading this letter the bad news is that I’ve
died in the line of duty and this has been passed on. 

I’ve always written my goodbyes on the last day of every
month because violent death is an occupational hazard,
and I hope I’ve taught you the importance of having your affairs in order.

I know that, ostensibly, I’ve been teaching you in
our period together, but on the other hand I genuinely believe
that you’ve been teaching me, too.
I taught you all about good
clothes and fine wine and foreign languages and nuclear bombs,
but you’ve taught me what was missing from my life. I love my
job and it brings me enormous satisfaction, but at the same
time I’ve been very lonely over the years. I’ve treasured all the
time we’ve spent talking about the stupid, little things.

Can you believe, after all these years, this is the first time I’ve
written a goodbye letter to someone I’m on first names basis with? 

Thank you for bringing some warmth into my life. Please don’t
use my death as an excuse to quit or wallow in self-pity.
I hope I’ve proven a man is capable of anything in his life.

All we need is a little opportunity and someone to believe in us.”

How to Update a Chair For Dine Out

Open the chair in S4S: 

Click the warehouse tab, select the first “Object Catalog” then scroll down on the right hand side to “Tags” and click “Edit Items”  

A new window will open.  Click “Add”.  The new tag will say “None”.  On the right hand side where it says “Tag Value” erase the zero and type in the number “26625″.  The word “None” will change to “BuyCat_Venue_Restaurant”.

Don’t forget to save both in this window and the main window.

Do this for ALL remaining “Object Catalog” entries.

Important note:  Also check to make sure your chair has the tag “1006″ , if not add it in the same manner as above.

Many thanks to @siminimonster I needed to make a quick cheat sheet cuz I won’t remember any of this tomorrow!  :P


I’m on a roll! I’m also trying to get better at coloring stuff shh

I am a big fan of @solbabydraws, especially thge zombie AU, and she chose to draw Calypso for the @pjocoloringbookproject. I know I already did a sunset scene with Piper, but this is a yellow sunset, not a red one. I also accidentally thought Calypso was one of the Hesperides and they are the nymphs of golden sunsets

I hope you like it!

Modern Story

Once upon a time, it was discovered how to supply everyone with everything they needed, at very little effort.  But in order to do this, “Capital” was needed to acquire the machinery and build places for it to produce.  As well as needing initial quantities of raw materials.

But once this system was set up and running, those that put up the initial “Capital”, realized a return that meant they would never have to work again and that their children would get a boost in life.  Now  as these Descendants and their emulators took over the means of production, they remembered only the ease in which their ancestors lived and ignored the work it took to have that ease.  Thus they looked around for means to produce more sales and less costs.  thge goods were made shoddier in order to fall apart sooner and the workers were blamed for their Lack of Pride” for their work.  Wages were cut and foreign lands were opened up to provide cheaper Raw Materials, and more markets.

Then one day the Owners stumbled upon War, it was perfect.  All the goods that were produced, were produced to be destroyed.  But that soon developed an unseen side effect, after over a century of total war scattered across the world against shifting alliances, one producer survived, all the others quit and turned their backs on War, some shared the wealth among citizens, some just accumulated it, and slowed production when not needed.

But despite this one group refused to change, war was good enough for their ancestors it would be good enough for them.  Besides the workers deserved nothing, and war made the existing goods more valuable, by limiting them.  So this land of Grace and Freedom, declared war on Nobody.  Every Year it has great memorials and speeches celebrating the sacrifices made in the War against Nobody.  We hear how only traitors refuse to support the War on Nobody, and true Citizens will sacrifice all, in order to defeat Nobody.

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