theyre not hoes

“Tooru, what are you doing?”

“It’s our first real date Iwa-chan! We have got to do this right!”

“I know all that, but do you really have to leave and come back? We’re both ready, we should just go now before we’re late.”

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honestly all y'all doing lists of wrestlers you’d sleep with amaze me like…y'all have such restraint bc mine would just be like;

most of them; because i am a h o e

evalocity  asked:

I'M SHOOK MONSTA X IS SO GOOD WHY DID I WAIT BEFORE TRYING TO DISCOVER THEM OML

GOD BLESS YOU FOR ENTERING THE EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER THAT IS MONSTA X … WHAT SONG DID YOU LISTEN TO? WHO’S YOUR BIAS? …IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO ASK XD

Christmas Confessions

Christmas Calendar 2016 » December the 21st:
Epilogue: Stripper!Calum - Christmas Confessions 

Pairing: Stripper!Y/N/Stripper!Calum

Rating: NC-17

Request: Yes

Words: 5.500+

Previous Parts: 1 | 2 | 3

Summary: It’s Christmas at the strip club and that means sexy Santa girl costumes and lots of candy canes! But when Calum gets insanely jealous over Y/N giving it all on her podium he leaves the place urgent unknowing that she’s following him in his heels. 

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anonymous asked:

Im looking for some good blogs with lovely muns to follow, do you have any recommendations?

           YES BISH.  honestly i was gonna write stuff w/ it… but it’s like 1am n a hoe’s tired as fuck ygm?  @pyrrhik.  @silvaer.  @deiforme.  @shinikubi.  @fallfoul.  @eyesofwater.  @alderaanheir.  @nightscaped.   @specterae.

anonymous asked:

OTP: WEARING BLUE AND GREEN RESPECTIVELY BC THEYRE DRAMATIC HOES 😤😭😩🙈💚💙💚💙💚💙⚓️🚢🥀🗡

AND SHOWING UP AT THE SAME TIME N*CE

@chjmj fkdjdu I KNOW….. its mostly straight ppl and theyre like “well theyve never said theyre gay” HOE theyve never said theyre straight either
also straight who call them gay just to validate their ships….. like wow what a way to fetishize gay men and relationships

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NOT tony dissing gaga like this after she basically brought his “career” from the grave. and that attempt at shade is rich coming from a dusty old CORPSE who wouldn’t even be able to pay his meds if it wasn’t for the tips he gets from singing at the open mic sessions at some NY piss smelling bar cause NO ONE buys his antique sounding albums anymore! also

guess what tony? you’re getting DOXXED!

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