theyre better than u


aight so. headcanon where lance develops a habit of going through his family’s birthdays and names so he won’t forget anything. he mumbles on the way to breakfast sometimes, or when they’re about to train. sometimes before they go to battle, even. keith hears him mumbling a lot. he doesn’t know who they are, not really. he’s smart enough to figure out that they matter to lance though, and so he listens, even if lance is just talking to himself. lance does it so often that keith memorizes it too.

one day lance is mumbling, which is fine and good, and keith knows how this goes, until lance forgets. so keith helps him out, and it’s a good moment. a nice moment. they don’t talk about it again, not really, but it gives lance some ease to know that somebody’s listening. somebody knows. somebody can remember if he forgets again.

he’s glad it’s keith.

autistic in a heatwave tips!

we’re having a heatwave !! which is lovely because i love hot weather, but im bad at temperature adjustment and regulation which can be bad. i also know that lots of other autistics find hot weather sensory hell, so here r a few things that i find help:

- you dont Have to be in the sun all day. lots of people will say stuff tht makes u feel guilty about “wasting the good weather”, but they dont know how it affects u personally, so do whats best for u. if u wanna stay inside all day or never leave the shade, do it!! its better to b comfortable than anything else
- this goes doubly if u live in a place where u actually get aircon in non commercial buildings
- wear as few clothes as possible. sounds obvious, but youd be surprised at how much difference not having even one layer makes. if youre self conscious abt ur body, invest in some mesh or sheer clothing - its stylish, v thin and light, and will obscure ur form - if u r wearing clothes, wet them !! this helps So Much its my fav tip. wetting a hat or pouring water down ur shirt cools u down a load, and can help u stay cool until it all evaporates. last year i managed to be the only one to mostly avoid heatstroke when hiking by doing this. having wet trousers/shorts is sensory hell for me, so i stick to just my shirt. if u cant cope w that, keep a damp cloth on u and put it on ur skin whenever u can
- drink A Lot. if ur thirsty, ur probably already dehydrated. dehydration can lead to feeling sick, headachy, and exasperates sensory issues (i usually burn out twice as often if im dehydrated). to avoid this, drink lots of water. do u hate drinking water? yeah, me too. keeping a bottle full on u is good because its just There so u end up drinking it because its smth to do.
alternately, drink lots of juice/iced tea/soda (fizzy drinks dehydrate u a bit, but theyre better than nothing!)
if u wanna rehydrate quickly, sports drinks r the way to go bc they replace electrolytes (cheap alternative: dissolve salt n sugar into water)
- crunch on ice !! it cools u down, it hydrates u, and u can Lov The Cronch
- dont get burnt: it leads to sunburn which is Sensory Hell, can give u heat stroke, and long term skin damage. do u hate sun cream? Me Too, but its better than sunburn. instead of the gross lotiony suncreams, u can get oil based ones (p20 is the brand here, idk if its international) which tend to b more expensive, but last a full 24hrs, feel non gloopy, and dont smell as strong
- sleep w just a bed sheet as covers bc its much cooler, but u still have the feeling of smth covering u
- ur feet r the most important for temp regulation , so keep them cool most importantly
- cold showers r great but also painful so a softer alternative is room temp showers bc theyll still cool u down without freezing ur various body parts off
- mope on the floor like 24/7 it doesnt exactly cool u down but it doesnt use much energy n its perfect for that summery sluggishness. fav activity 10/10 would recommend

anyone else pls add on suggestions!!

i’m sick and tired of people who claim to be nctzens creating hierarchies as to which subunit is the best or people saying they’re nct stans but only for certain units or saying terrible things about other units just because their fave unit isn’t promoting. honestly you can just leave the fandom if all you’re going to do is spread negativity because it was your choice to stan a group like nct that is made up of multiple subunits and music styles. i get that we all have our personal music tastes and favorite units but don’t put themselves up against each other like its some sort of competition and degrade units that aren’t your fave. because guess what, they are ONE package. if you stan nct you support all units. if this whole subunit concept is too much for you to handle then please just stop spreading negativity and leave.

anonymous asked:

i totally agree with you about that voting thing. people need to calm down, it's really not important. the important thing is them enjoying their music and share it with us, and performing! you can clearly saw this at their different concerts, like recently in japan! they feel so alive when they sing and share those moments with us! and it's seeing this that makes me happy for them so much. and really an award is just an extra in all the story.


anonymous asked:

It's 9:41 and there's a party going on down the street while I'm here in my room with 3 days unwashed hair watching Netflix. Talk about antisocial 😑

AJSOGILAKSOGIJAS IS THIS ME L M F A O okay but honestly. i dont know u anon but i bet if u were at a party. u’d wanna go home the second u got there UR NOT MISSING OUT ON MUCH!!!! BELIEVE ME!!!!!!

tell me what time it is where u are and what ur thinking about!!!!!

anonymous asked:

u really an asshole for puttin niggas down cause how theyre bodies work n genetics. You think u better than other ppl cause of physiclal qualities? you prolly throwin shade at more niggas than you think gtfo

You know they do lace fronts right?

sebastian @ joseph one time probably: dont fuck w me on this you goddamn maple leaf

Things Your Friend Says When They Just Got Out Of Surgery Starter Sentences

Starring bucksfightmebarnes as the Friend Who Just Got Out Of Surgery.

  • [text] u go round and round and fuck everybody else up and kill their hopes and dreams. the game for greedy bastards
  • [text] i wouldnt be able to figure that out not high
  • [text] teenage angst, cold places, sparkles and drama that could be easily avoided by talking
  • [text] hell should i know probs tacos
  • [text] musical singing people w/ elephants
  • [text] do not fear. i hate. poetry. the end
  • [text] jail isnt bad
  • [text] theyre treated better in jail than school
  • [text] u sit in the wheel and just floor it ppl will move out of youtr way or die
  • [text] if i dont come bac i died going down stairs
  • [text] i made the stairs my bitch
  • [text] fruitsalads and mom
  • [text] hobag who screams
  • [text] trash not hq
  • [text] a fucing dinodog
  • [text] a raptor with a chihuahua
  • [text] no cant even say it
  • [text] my tummy has rumbls help
  • [text] like if i were an alien i would not come in peace