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WAIT SO ALLURA COULD LITERALLY REMEMBER PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING AFTER BEING ASLEEP IN THE POD FOR 10,000 YEARS

BUT LANCE COULDN’T REMEMBER THE BONDING MOMENT HE HAD WITH KEITH AFTER BEING IN THE POD FOR ONE DAY?

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Error Lance? Error Lance. Error Lance!!

Bonus:

Kisses to wake up the sleeping (er, malfunctioning?) AI Prince :’)

Just imagine Patton wearing this shirt. He’d be the happiest Gay Dad and absolutely tell as many puns as he possible could while wearing it. Just imagine all of the possibilities.

“Now let me be perfectly queer!”

Bi the way, Roman…”

“I’d sure appreciate a deminstration, kiddo!”

“Why don’t you come here and we can share a nice embrace!”

“Would everyone like pancakes?”

“My son just came out as transgender. I guess you can all see right through me now, since I’m…transparent!”