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Swan Queen Week | Day 2: Fake Relationship

Elsa has become enthralled by everything in Regina’s new world, especially pop culture.  Inspired by MTV’s show ‘Faking It’, she decides that she and Regina should pretend to rekindle their relationship to make a certain thief jealous.  Because if Robin can have a zombie!bride then Regina can certainly have an ex-wife.  But when she catches Regina watching, and crying over, a non-shit show called The Fosters, she realizes she was targeting the wrong thief…

  • Jessamine:A lady does not read the newspaper. The society pages, perhaps, or the theater news. Not this filth.
  • Charlotte:But you are not a lady, Jessamine—
  • Will:Dear me. Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.
  • Charlotte:What I mean is that you are a Shadowhunter first, and a lady second

anonymous asked:

Don't worry 15 anon here I've been Taylor swift trash since I was 9 when picture to burn and teardrops on my guitar came out so yeah brah don't worry bout it.

I HATE THAT STUPID OLD PICKUP TRUCK YOU NEVER LET ME DRIVE
YOU’RE A REDNECK HEARTBREAK WHO’S REALLY BAD AT LYIIIING
SO WATCH ME STRIKE A MATCH ON ALL MY WASTED TIME
AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED, YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER PICTURE TO BURRRN
BURN, BURN, BURN BABY BURN

-Mod Olivia

my throat kinda hurts so my mom gave me this essential oil and you’re supposed to put one drop in a glass of water but it was so so strong it was like spicy licorice and it burrrns