“My first audition was a disaster. The piano player messed up my song […] I like got so nervous and freaked out, and they were laughing at this scene that in my mind was serious and so then i turned everybody at the table and i was like:

Was that supposed to be funny, that was my serious performance. Now i’m gonna do it again and I want you all to cry.”

At midnight, my mind makes abnormal connections.

So here’s Sam, holding Mjolnir:

The hammer which only those worthy of the power of Thor can lift, right?

And here we have supernatural’s version of Loki:

Better known as Gabriel, the archangel.

…So basically, when you ship Sabriel, you’re shipping angelic, non-incestuous Thorki. 

captainlibrarynerdstuff  asked:

Number 9, for Tsuna. Several of the others are already too accurate...I'd love to see Reborn or the Vongola's reaction when they come to train him and find these animals wandering around the town, and everyone else is so used to it it doesn't even register and they are like....?????????


Reborn blinks as he looks from the address he was given to the high walls and intimidating gate bearing the appropriate number.

It’s been more than a bit of a hassle to find where Tsunayoshi and his mother ended up, after the divorce. Sawada Nana, now Hayashi Nana had not wanted her husband to be able to find her, after he signed the papers, but some careful research in Namimori, and judicious questioning of the neighbors eventually netted Reborn a phone number and an address.

Examining the gates again makes Reborn relieved he finally decided to call ahead on this particular journey. The walls of this property are high, and there’s something subtly off about them that makes him certain that climbing them would be a mistake, possibly a final mistake.

Pressing the buzzer for the intercom set into the gate, Reborn wonders what exactly is on the property that requires such formidable security.

Yes? Who is it?” a woman’s voice inquires, staticky through the intercom.

“My name is Reborn,” he replies, more sure of his decision to be honest about his name now than he was when he first offered it. “I called earlier about potentially tutoring your son?”

It was certainly an interesting coincidence, to find the help-wanted ad for a live-in tutor at the same address he already needed to reach. Reborn is intrigued though, about the wording the ad used. Needing someone who is ‘mentally flexible’ and ‘adjusts well to unusual circumstances’ is unusual for a teaching position.

Oh, welcome, Reborn-san!” the woman on the intercom–likely Hayashi Nana–says. “Please, come in! Just wait by the gates until Tsukkun comes to get you. The path can be hard for strangers to follow.”

While Reborn is blinking, trying to understand why a path might be hard for strangers to follow, there’s a sound like shearing metal, and the gates creak open.

Stepping through, Reborn eyes the path at his feet. For a moment, it seems like a straight, well maintained dirt road, leading to a large, traditional house. And then, in the next second, it blurs before his eyes until it’s a narrow, overgrown path, leading into a shadowed forest. Leon makes a startled noise, and darts into Reborn’s collar, shivering faintly against his skin.

Well, he thinks. That explains that.

He waits, patiently, for what feels like nearly half an hour. Eventually, there comes the sound of hoofbeats, and out of the shadowy forest–which has shivered and changed several times while Reborn has been watching–a pale light emerges, swiftly resolving into a snow-white horse, with something wrong with its back, and a rider crouched low over its shoulders.

Reborn quickly realizes that there isn’t something wrong with the horse, there’s something wrong with his vision, because he cannot be seeing a winged horse making its way towards him.

Except that’s exactly what it is, and when the pegasus comes to a halt barely ten feet away from him, it takes genuine force of will to keep his mouth from dropping open.

“You must be Reborn-san,” the boy on the pegasus’ back says cheerfully, as though he’s not mounted on a myth made flesh. “Welcome to the Hayashi Preserve. I hope you adjust faster than the last tutor. I hear he’s not responding particularly well to therapy.”

Reborn blinks for a moment, and then smiles. “I will do my best, Hayashi-san.”

Tsunayoshi laughs. “You’re already doing better than some,” he says, before nudging the pegasus forward and offering Reborn a hand. “Come on, Hayabusa can handle two easy as one, and the woods are being annoying today.”

Taking his student’s hand, Reborn allows himself to be pulled astride the pegasus, tucking his legs under the folded white wings and wrapping an arm around Tsunayoshi’s waist at the boy’s direction.

“All right, let’s head back. Mom’s got the whole explanation laid out, and the sooner we get that out of the way, the sooner you can decide if you’re going to stick around or run screaming.”

Reborn smiles into Tsunayoshi’s back as the boy urges the pegasus forward. Training Dino was rewarding, primarily because of the screaming. He has a feeling that this round of tutoring will be enjoyable for entirely different reasons.

Okay but when your ship is canon and you still have to use photoshop to have them in one image, touching, looking like they actually love each other

Originally posted by lexiiaaahh

I can’t believe that by arranging the acoustic version of Adore U, Joshua Hong, at the young age of 20, invented music

sassymetalwxrker  asked:

(ง ◕ั⌑◕ั)ว ⁾ "I WANT ANOTHER ONE KIDD!"

Send (ง ◕ั⌑◕ั)ว ⁾ To Meet Our Muses’ Lovechild! || @twinfoodogs (Em plz)

NAME: Eustass ‘Snake’ Damien
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: Tall with black(dyed) hair and dark brown eyes. Inherited the paler skin tone from his father, though he’s able to actually get a tan unlike his dad. Once he was old enough, he got his ears pierced, twice in both ears.
PERSONALITY: Rebellious kid of the bunch. Despite his older brother and sister adoring their parents, he prefers to keep his distance and sneak out whenever he gets the chance. He’s what you would call the ‘trouble child’ in their family. Oh well, at least he still comes home every night to sleep.
FUTURE: Most likely another pirate since he has issues with authority and that includes the Government and other pirates.
FIRST LOVE: Probably some girl he’ll met at some point. Who knows really *shrugges*
IMAGE REFERENCE: Levi from Attack on Titan

anonymous asked:

I like how you jut KNOW its me- the same anon with all those really long HCs. You just automatically linked to my other ones I sent you and I can't help but wonder how it is you tell its me all those times?

The unique <c> marks were a hint ❤ But also because all three headcanons focused on all five paladins without leaving anyone out, all three asks used they/them pronouns for Pidge, and the first two had this “random” feeling to it (totally in a good way). Like, I kept thinking “how does this person comes up with such neat yet totally random headcanons so fast? Even though the asks are short, they all had the same writing to them? So it was easy to spot hahaha

Happy June Moone Day!

It’s a full moon outside, guys have a look!! It’s a beaut - like our little Moone <3

To celebrate, here’s a sultry-looking, mischievously sexy Moone babe. Rick Flag getting called baby by this gorg thang gives me heart pains.