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okay okay but what if, Reyes is super stern and foreboding when he’s Commander Reyes, but the instant he’s with friends and can be Gabriel again, he is the most cheerful dork in existence. Like he’s honestly so idealistic and positive and he’s always smiling and he’s basically a giant teddy bear.

And the first time it happens, his friends are completely baffled by the change and even after years of seeing him switch personalities like that, they still get whiplash seeing him go from Gabriel to Commander Reyes and back again in .5 seconds, because seriously it’s like he’s a completely different person.

(Imagine Jack trying to tell the other soldiers and new recruits that no, no Reyes is a total sweetheart honest, and the others give him the most incredulous look in existence, because seriously, Jack, seriously? He glared at me for the entire the day for not being on time and had everyone double our daily training exercises after a prank disrupted the base one night.

And Jack’s like “honestly, he’s really nice and adorable and once you see it guys, you’re gonna want to protect him from everything wrong in the world and cuddle him into submission.”

Disgust on their faces. “Morrison, we really don’t need to know any details about your intimate relationship with the commander” and Jack just flushes red.)

we don’t celebrate (nearly enough) what rude, cocky little shits the Lightwood children are. All. Four. Of. Them. Even the littlest one got kicked out of school for trying to burn shit up. 

i love it so much. it’s literally in their family motto coined by Rude Sarcastic Little Shit in Chief, Alexander Gideon Lightwood:

We’re Lightwoods. We break noses. And accept the consequences.

urlthatsumsmeup  asked:

Jinny~ now I can finally tell you my fave Film Gold Story!! You know how I've watched it like days after it aired in Japan and there was, like, almost nothing known abt the movie? What /was/ known was that Lucci would be in it tho. So in this scene in the bath with Tesoro when they show vaguely someone in white, everyone, like, /gasped/ happily and was like "Lucci!!" and I swear to God nothing is funnier than abt 60+ people simultaneously just groan in defeat and annoyance abt it being /Spandam/

omfggg this is the greatest thing i’ve ever heard.  THE MOST ULTIMATE DISAPPOINTMENT 

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VIXX-OTPS has reached its third year and has achieved 20,110+ followers! I hope you all enjoyed the 15-day countdown this year and thank you very much for these 3 years! ♥ I hope we would be able to celebrate again next year~

Imagine Chanyeol telling his members that he’d like to make friends with BTS. They’re in the middle of partying and bobbing their heads to the lyrics while seated at an awards concert. Chanyeol sees BTS across from them, and they look like fun people, so he announces this to his members. They all give him shocked faces before bursting out in opposition.

“But you’ll hang out with them instead of us!”

“Rapmon might raise your IQ, so where does that leave me?!”

“You’ll listen to mama Jin instead of your mama Suho!”

Chanyeol starts to defend his decision when Kyungsoo pulls on his sleeve and says solemnly, “They aren’t like us, Chanyeol. They’re hip-hop. They’re dark and moody. They’re not our type of people.”

Chanyeol just shakes them off., gets up from his seat, and approaches BTS’s table slowly. As he gets closer, they all turn to him, their smiles still on their faces but cautiously pasted on. “H-hey.”

“Hey.” Rapmon nods. They all exchange a look before going back to their previous activities. J-Hope twists in his seat, giggling and trying to pinch Jimin’s earlobe. Jimin ignores J-Hope, swatting him his hand away. He laughs and pats Jungkook’s shoulder to get his attention every few seconds, pointing wildly at the stage, while Jungkook laughs lightly and repeatedly says, “Cool it, hyung, I get it I get it.” Suga and Jin are whispering to each other and giving their members judging looks, with Rapmon occasionally nodding in agreement.

And Taehyung. Chanyeol wrinkles his brow as he stares down at Taehyung, who’s piling all the napkins together and pouring packets of salt into the center. He opens his mouth to ask, but Taehyung notices him and beats him to it.

“It’s an offering.” Chanyeol’s eyes widen at Baekhyun’s lookalike. Taehyung adds, “It must be done at every ceremony or else the aliens shall be confused and believe the noise is a beacon for help. This tells them that all is well.”

Chanyeol waves them all goodbye and returns to his seat. When his members ask him how it turned out, he looks from member to member.
A single tear rolls down Chanyeol’s eye. “I have found my people,” he whispers.

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sexualroyharper  asked:

lol if it makes you feel any better a few weeks ago i forgot the word for bean sprouts, so at the restaurant i literally said "you know the white things you can put into your pho? yeah i don't want that"

i would’ve laughed so hard if your order came out and it was just a bowl of broth and meat without any rice noodles

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Yep, she basically proposed too ^^

I love the genius annotations to the Hamilton soundtrack, because you have all these fans hyper-analyzing every beautiful detail of the musical, like ‘see how this refrain subtly shifts throughout the show to exhibit this character development’ and ‘see how the word choice here links to this incredibly specific phrasing 20 songs ago’ and ‘see how this throwaway line is referring to decades of scholarly analysis and historical evidence’

and then every once in a while Lin Manuel Miranda, the creator of this masterpiece, comes along and is like ‘yeah mulligan didn’t really fuck horses i wrote that for the lols’

30 Day MFU meme, Day 20: Funniest moment

This scene from “The Shark Affair” – the scene where I actually had to pause the video because I was literally laughing too hard.  In order to give them a believable cover, Waverly literally leaves them adrift in the middle of the Pacific.

Look at their faces.  Those are the faces of two men questioning their life/career choices.

That’s not even the best part; they spend hours stuck on that stupid raft, it’s 3 AM and Illya would be ready to kill something if he wasn’t so seasick, and finally, they hear a ship’s horn, leading to this priceless exchange–

Illya: Is that [the ship we’re looking for]?
Napoleon: Do we really care!?

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make me choose: butterfly or bird programs (@bubblesthebeaver)
akiko suzuki (O) | mao asada (swan lake) | tatsuki machida (the firebird)