In case the Mets’ starting rotation hadn’t already ruined your life, please read this article. Noah is “naive” and “goofy” and sometimes calls himself Thor, Steve used to watch dogs run around at a dog park before his starts, Jake is “happy-go-lucky” and flicks sunflower seeds at his teammates as well as he pitches, Matt’s goal has been a Cy Young since the day he cracked the rotation, and before every start they all watch each other’s warm-ups for support and offer tips and are the literal definition of a squad. Seriously, read this article and prepare for your life to be ruined forever.