they're trying to kill all of us

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the signs as "cliche characteristics" of TV show characters
  • Aries: the leader,or one in charge, who is strong for everyone else
  • Taurus: the quiet one: always contemplating how to kill the others if needed be
  • Gemini: the weak bitch who's never down with what's happening
  • Cancer: the badass who always looks semi pissed off
  • Leo: the one with an incredible physique
  • Virgo: the cute one who's genuinely a good person all around
  • Libra: the sarcastic asshole who's mostly quiet all the time
  • Scorpio: the one always questioning the leader and trying to become the leader themselves
  • Sagittarius: the one that no one expects to be intelligent, but usually is the smartest one there
  • Capricorn: the comic relief who uses their humor to hide that they're dying inside
  • Aquarius: the cold detached one that's actually a sweet, cutie patootie once they've trusted someone
  • Pisces: the hopeless romantic always looking for new love
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If you could give your character any advice, what would it be? (x)
Stay away from Clary. Right at the beginning, just stay away from Clary and just like, your life would be fine. Maybe be gay ‘cause then like, you’d be good- all the Malec thing, yeah, it would be fine- like, it would just be Jalec and that would be it. Like, everyone would be happy.

kitsunesongs  asked:

Obi-Wan is the chosen one of light, as Anakin is the chosen one of balance, and Palpatine is the chosen one of darkness - it results in every darksider being obsessed with him. Everyone. They're all trying to capture and turn him, or just keep him, not kill him...every darksider ever/Obi-Wan + Very Over protective of HIS Master!getting close to the darkside!Anakin/Obi-Wan.

“…And you’re telling us they showed up out of the blue. Just…in the area?” Mace stared at the knight/padawan duo, brows raised to his none existent hair with the sun shining on his scalp.

“Yes Master Windu.” Obi-Wan shifted a bit. “Both Maul and Savage appeared about two days into my mission though they did not approach. Anakin had left surveillance though in our quarters and they did break a entry,”

Obi-Wan’s face was a mask a serenity he did not feel.

And his padawan’s face was an open book of close to combustion emotions of a large and varied nature.

“And in your rooms what want did they?” Yoda’s ears twitched a bit, his own brows raised as he flickered his eyes between them.

Now there was a reaction, the tips of Obi-Wan’s ears were turning red and Anakin’s face turned into a scowl.

“Ah, that is, Maul…”

“He wanted to sniff Obi-Wan’s clothes.” Anakin SCOWLED. The glower wasn’t really directed at anyone but he was clearly unhappy.

Obi-Wan swallowed a bit as you could hear a pin drop in the council room, Mace brows climbing his face along with Yoda’s ears rising…and was Plo and Ka-Adi trading credits?

“Yes…that…and he…stole my underwear.” He coughed a bit and then shifted a bit when Mace eyes dropped to his groin. “My spares that is… that’s…all they did.”

“They left behind chocolate for Master.” Anakin offered behind, his seventeen year old padawan sounding like he had found a particular stupid problem in a droid circuit.

“Technically we can’t prove that were them and we threw those away.” Obi-Wan offered meekly.

“We…see.” Mace offered faintly. “…Is this another Xanatos situation Kenobi?”

Obi-Wan shrugged a bit.

“Or a Vos one? Please tell me its the latter, tha-”

“I don’t think Zabrak sith brothers count anywhere near Vos. We’re more likely looking at a Xanatos situation…” Obi-Wan shifted a bit then shrugged. “I am however a Jedi and an adult now, there is a difference from back then.”

“Back then you also had the protection of your Master.” Plo pointed out calmly.

Obi-Wan bowed his head a bit before turning his head to look at his padawan. “I’m not alone.” He smiled a bit at the blond.

()()()

“Did you have to tell them about the clothes sniffing? That was embarrassing Anakin.” Obi-Wan sighed as he accepted a cup of tea from the blond, the older man feeling a slight wave of exhaustion settle into his limbs.

“Yes, they needed to know.” Anakin scowled before his face smoothed out in a worried little frown. “Master, they’re dangerous, the council needs to know if their operatives are in danger of a damn kidnapping.” He settled down beside the other and rested his head on Obi-Wan’s shoulder, watching him sip the tea he had prepared.

This close, nerves eased out and Anakin felt like he could breath, Obi-Wan not in danger of being taken away by some stupid Zabrak. Watching those stupidly elegant hands curled around the pink tinged cup as Obi-Wan enjoys the tea Anakin has both given to the other and made this day.

“…You’re right. Of course you are Anakin. I just…this is really getting out of hand.” Obi-Wan let out a frustrated little noise before smiling when his taller then himself padawan nuzzled at his shoulder.

Somewhere around Anakin’s fifteen year the other had instead of continuing to pull away from Obi-Wan in an effort to be taken serious, gotten closer, curled against Obi-Wan in an almost needy manner.

Unusual as it was, Obi-Wan couldn’t say it didn’t make him feel wanted by his padawan at least a little. Just someone who wanted him. “But away from such matters, the Council briefed me on our next mission. We’ve been personally requested to escort the Chancellor during a fundraising party for single parents.”

Unhappiness zigzagged through the Force and Obi-Wan paused mid sip to look at Anakin, raising his brow.

“…I don’t like how he looks at you that’s all.”

“How he looks at me?” Obi-Wan laughed quietly. “Who?”

“The Chancellor.” Anakin muttered.

With a little long suffering sigh, Obi-Wan shifted enough to look at his padawan properly. “What do you mean Anakin? I thought you liked the Chancellor?”

The blond rubbed the back of his neck. “I used to but…every time you’re around he looks at you and the way he looks at you…” He pursed his lips up and his eyes narrowed a bit with a deep furrow between his brows.

“Yes?” The Jedi Master gently probed.

“…He looks like he wants to own you. Possess you. Dominate…it…it reminds me of Tatooine.” Anakin finally got out.

“Oh Anakin.” The Master settled his cup on the table and reached out, pulling his padawan into his arms and rubbing his back. “The Chancellor does not own me. No one owns me.”

‘I do…kind of…or well you belong to me?’ Anakin thought sullenly as he wrapped his arms around Obi-Wan and tucked his face into the others chest, settling slowly when the others hands continued to rub his back and neck with care.

Twining his arms around Obi-Wan’s waist, he promised himself that he wouldn’t leave the other alone with the Chancellor.

Obi-Wan was his.

anonymous asked:

Do you think you would be able to break down the forehead poke from Sasuke -> Sakura. I myself understand how it solidified his intentions and feelings towards her, but I keep seeing everywhere how antis say "it put distance between them" and I'm just getting annoyed by that statement or how they're getting that message at all. Only if you can! Thank you so much!

Sure I’ll try with my limited english

First of all you need to know that after a person dies, the meaning of his gestures changes to the person he left behind, and in this case sasuke.


Sasuke no longer sees itachi as the brother that killed his family and mindraped him again, by showing him again the death of his parents in a loop.

For the broken sasuke, now itachi is a hero who was used by konoha, and throwed away.


He was living thanks to the hate and the pain he felt towards konoha’s “betrayal” and his dead brother.

What  matters is the significance Sasuke bestows to the forhead poke. And know the forhead poke itachi gave him as a kid become the link to when he was still happy, with his family. The gesture itself was a chain from a failed past.


Sasuke always knew that the poke was a positive and affectionate gesture used by Itachi to remeber to sasuke that he did care indeed a lot about his brother, even though the missions he had were always a priority he coudn’t escape from.

This why sasuke using the forhead poke It’s like the best thing kishi could ever gift us with. I seriously think it is better than a kiss, due to the deep meaning and affection it has behind. This kind of level of intimacy is something that only sasusaku could archieve.


For the first time in the manga he actually faces  sakura’s feelings truly, without having to seal them away to due hate curse

But what’s more imortant is that Sasuke also faced his feeling for sakura.


 It was sasuke that went out of his way to reassure sakura.

 He doesn’t want her to think that she was living her behind. But she has nothing to do with his sins, she was the love that filled his loney life


It was always him that gave her a hope to keep loving him and he was glad for that, because he also loved her from part 1 ( and this is something that I will never change my opinion about)

I hope this helps :)

anonymous asked:

I'm trying to DM a campaign where the squad is a group of commoners that are all learning to become real adventurers (they're all using the homebrew class from dnd-5e-homebrew). What can I do to keep them from all dying in a slightly difficult fight but still make it challenging for them?

Fudge your rolls. Almost kill them, knock some out, etc. They’ll never know that the giant rat actually hit them with a 15. For all they know you rolled a 4! Make sure you write down your PCs health, AC, and class so you keep track of almost killing them, knocking them out, or leaving them with just one measly HP. Sometimes its fun to kill the warrior and the ranger and let the others worry, only for the healer to save the day at the end.

You can also write up NPCs to help! Maybe a god notices a dead player, revives them, and makes them do a large favor as payment.

SNK 92 in a Nutshell
  • Soldier: Someone blew up that armored train that was going to fuck us up hard. It is now safe enough for us to drop in our titans without risk of losing them all.
  • Jaw Titan: *Fucks up their front line*
  • Cart Titan: *Follows suit*
  • Falco: *Saves a soldier Gabi almost killed"
  • Gabi: Are you trying to prove I committed a war crime by saving a witness?
  • Falco: You know Marley doesn't give a shit.
  • Soldier Falco Saved: *Foreign language*
  • Falco: Udo, please translate.
  • Udo: Are you sure? It's like, 90% racial slurs.
  • Gabi: *Guilt intensifies*
  • Colt: THEY'RE GETTING READY FOR THE AIR STRIKE, WITHDRAW!
  • All the Marley Soldiers, running away from the fort: GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HER, MAN
  • Drugged up Eldians: *Fall from plane*
  • Zeke: *Transforms them into Titans which proceed to dive bomb the fort*
  • Reiner: Alright, the titans took out most of the cannons, but there's still about 30 left...
  • Reiner: And they're on...
  • Reiner: The walls...
  • Reiner: ...
  • Reiner: WALLS ARE MY TRIGGER
  • Reiner, Zeke, and Jaw Titan: *Take out Marley forces by the skin of their teeth*
  • Reiner: *Nearly fucking dies*
  • Eastern Union: *Surrenders to Marley, but it's clear that the titans are going to be outclassed by modern weaponry in the near future*

anonymous asked:

"But Cullen is so good! My elvish mage romanced him and he said that she was different from all the others and I think that he really changed his mind and doesn't plan on killing all the mages, only like half of them or something, or at least not my mage. I mean I know he was just as shitty if not more so than a lot of other templars but he's helping us now! Well when he isn't trying to convince everyone to abandon and/or lock up the mages because they're not like actual people" Can you imagine?

sadly, yes i can

icebmthyail  asked:

i'm so fucking scared about climate change right now, like it's act now or act never. we are at crunch time and these bullshit fucking politicians don't care about anything but money because they're gonna die soon anyway, i am horrified and appalled that anyone is still maintaining that climate change is a hoax, i'm deadass in tears right now and no one who has any power is listening to us we're all gonna fucking die lmao i'm sorry i needed to rant, thank u

Yup. Honestly people who “don’t believe in climate change” should have to deal with the consequences while the rest of us get to live on a planet that isn’t trying to kill us :).

anonymous asked:

"D rode in on her dragon and started burning people alive before the battle had even begun (against Jon Snow’s advice, I might add)." what? no, jon told her not to burn castles and cities (KL), she actually listened and instead burned the enemy's ARMY the soldiers may not care about the game of thrones but they still killed the tyrell's soldiers, didn't they? why is killing with swords better? this is war, they're all trying to kill each other, dany has dragons and she uses them

Hello Anon!

I’m sorry, but I have to ask… Are you serious? *sighs* I’ll assume you are… I’m putting this under a cut again for spoiler reasons.

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Consider: Castiel and Crowley watching over Jack

At a Muggle Magic Show
  • Draco: So this is what Muggle's call "magic"?
  • Harry: Well, it's for kids.
  • Magician: Okay, kids. Now I will make the rabbit disappear, but you all have to say the magic words for me. Ready? 1...2...3...
  • Kids: Abracadabra!
  • Draco: *ducks* WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
  • Harry: No, Draco it's-
  • Draco: THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US!
  • Harry: Draco-
  • Draco: RUN, HARRY! *grabs Harry*
  • Harry: *sighs*

dicedtomato  asked:

I'm excited that we finally get to find out Jessica's killer next week but I really wish they didn't reveal it in the promo. Imagine how great it would be+how shocked we would all be if they just randomly revealed such a huge answer in a non-premiere/finale episode! I feel like it shows how desperate they are for ratings now + I feel like they don't have faith in their show to draw in + keep viewers so they're trying to increase ratings by promising answers instead of just revealing them to us

I know right. I was 100% convinced we would find out who killed Jessica in the finale. If we found out next week without any warning.. oh my gosh, the fandom would come alive again! From “all we’ve got is boring filler so far” to “we just solved a 3 year mystery!” … it would’ve been amazing. They obviously did it to get high ratings, yeah. It won’t happen. 713 was the lowest viewed episode of the entire series, even lower than 712 which previously held that title! So it’s not like we are going to go from series-low to decent, within one episode, just because a promo said “find out who killed Jessica”. They really should not have announced anything at all, and let us just find out naturally. We may have actually felt like it’s a love letter if we got that pleasant surprise out of nowhere! Ugh, I could write all day about this. There’s so, so, so much that they do wrong. It’s at the point where I don’t see any degree of logic. It’s like they keep insisting 1+1=3 yet us fans need to sit here every week telling them the answer is 2. I just can’t understand the minds behind those in power at Freeform. 

anonymous asked:

I hate how the SPN fandom shits all over John but dismisses super fucked up mistakes Dean or Sam make that could've been avoided had they been less impulsive. All of our favs are problematic, guys. Don't forget that we've seen our boys do far more fucked up things than we've heard about John doing. Or maybe we can agree they're fictional characters who aren't worth sending death threats and "go kill yourself"s over. Let us love John in peace ffs

Every single character on the show, good and bad, get’s to have their bad choices forgiven because they have daddy issues, they are traumatized, they were abused, they were drunk at the time, they were trying to save someone else, they were having a bad day, they were jealous, they were hungry, they were sleep deprived, etc….except John (and now, maybe, Mary). WHY?!

John was abandoned by his dad at an early age and went to a fight a brutal war in a foreign country before he was even 20. Before he reached the age of 30 he was a widower with no money but with two little boys to raise in a world where monsters are real.  

But while everyone’s bad choices get excused because trauma! John makes bad choices because he’s simply an asshole. Seriously, fandom?!

Overwatch: downtime activities headcanon edition
  • GENJI: meditation, high performance cybernetics magazines, working out the human bits he has left, gay thoughts, secretly keeping Hanzo out of trouble
  • MCCREE: shooting things, calling people 'little lady'(especially large men), shitty beer, tuning his robot arm, talking with genji about tuning his robot arm
  • PHARAH: local bakeries, flying(jet packs OR airplanes), improv theatre(helps her adjust to civilian life),
  • REAPER: field stripping yet another shotgun, plotting revenge
  • SOLDIER 76: if he did have free time, it would involve phrases like 'kids these days' and 'back in my day', also alcoholism.
  • TRACER: pranks, heroism, references to obscure sonic the hedgehog lore, bottling up trauma, LGBT and Omnic Rights activism, seeing what it's like to be a gorilla in VR
  • BASTION: birdwatching, going through car washes, getting repaired, beeping at children
  • HANZO: practicing his archery, angst, vigilante justice, dealing poorly with mental illness
  • JUNKRAT: building things, writing terrible poetry, fighting for australia's future, making people smile, making robots frown(or explode)
  • MEI: puns, tracking down her old scientist friends to see if they're still around, volunteering(heroism isn't all action you know), trying to lose weight
  • TORBJORN: building robots, arguing on the internet about how to build robots, calling his grandchildren on skype(they wish he'd use something more modern), destroying poorly built robots(both physically and verbally), planning ways that Omnics could be made to be useful robots to help humans
  • WIDOWMAKER: well made tea, crossword puzzles, planning her next kill
  • D.VA: starcraft, pretending to have feelings for her fans, being idolized, worrying if people think she's cool, video game addiction
  • REINHARDT: craft beer, protecting the innocent, fashion magazines, driving really fast, being reckless
  • ROADHOG: blowing up robots, telling people why they should be vegan, breaking and entering
  • WINSTON: peanut butter, programming in obscure languages with no practical applications, animals rights activism
  • ZARYA: obscure metal subgenres you've never heard of, weightlifting, girls,
  • LUCIO: music of all sorts, chilling with fans, parkour, audio technology
  • MERCY: landscape painting, cutting things, tinkering with the human body as if it were a machine to be upgraded(she has so many tattoos and piercings and little cosmetic cybernetic enhancements)
  • SYMMETRA: interior design, catfishing losers on dating apps, exotic holographic pornography, optimizing corporate paradigms to promote synergy
  • ZENYATTA: hanging out with children, jokes based on really obscure theological concepts, cold robotic hugs
Disney Princess Starter Sentences
  • "I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you."
  • "Oh you can talk. I'm so glad."
  • "A wishing apple?"
  • "Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell?"
  • "Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me."
  • "Why, that means I can go too."
  • "They can't order me to stop dreaming."
  • "I can't believe. Not anymore."
  • "Oh well, what's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull and-and-and boring and-and completely...completely wonderful."
  • "But, you see, I have the other slipper."
  • "He's coming here tonight. I promised to meet him."
  • "Well I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers...but we've met before."
  • "Why do they still treat me like a child?"
  • "Oh we talk together and talk together and just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms and then...I wake up."
  • "This is the happiest day of my life. Everything's so wonderful!"
  • "I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad."
  • "You're not getting cold fins now, are you?"
  • "If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again."
  • "I've never seen a human this close before."
  • "Don't be such a guppy."
  • "Well, some people use their imagination."
  • "You are positively primeval."
  • "Wait! Take me instead!"
  • "Don't talk like that. You'll be alright. We're together now, everything's going to be fine, you'll see."
  • "What do you know about my dreams?"
  • "At least some good will come of me being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you."
  • "Do as I command! Release him!"
  • "Please try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends. Except you."
  • "How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!"
  • "They're after me! They're after you?"
  • "Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us."
  • "What you mean is not like you."
  • "If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too."
  • "I'm needed here."
  • "Lately I've been having this dream."
  • "My ancestors sent a little lizard to help?"
  • "I never want to see a naked man again."
  • "With all due respect, I think I've been away from home long enough."
  • "Just because I look like a man, doesn't mean I have to smell like one."
  • "So you'll die for honor?"
  • "The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work."
  • "Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud and has had to work two jobs her whole life you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your ivory tower."
  • "Once you two are married, are you gonna keep your promise?"
  • "My daddy never did get what he wanted but he had what he needed. He had love! He never lost sight of what was really important. And neither will I!"
  • "My dream wouldn't be complete without you in it."
  • "Today is kind of the biggest day of my life. And the thing is I need you not to get him arrested."
  • "Okay, okay, okay. I've got a person...in my closet."
  • "Something brought you here. Call it what you will fate....destiny..."
  • "Who are you and how did you find me?"
  • "That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing."
  • "If you had a chance to change your fate, would you?"
  • "There come a day I don't have to be a princess. No rules, no expectations."
  • "There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it."
  • "I'd rather die than be like you."
  • "Some say our destiny is tied to the land, as much a part of us as we are of it."
  • "The only frozen heart around here is yours."
  • "Please! I can't live like this anymore."
  • "Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?"
  • "Can I say something crazy?"
  • "This is awkward. Not you're awkward but just because we're-I'm awkward, you're gorgeous-wait, what?"
  • "I said enough!"
  • "The party is over. Close the gates."
  • "No, I belong here. Alone. Where I can be who I am...without hurting anybody."
  • "I never knew what I was capable of."
  • "So...this is what a party looks like."
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "So, you always were an asshole."
  • "Enough ripple, and you change the tide."
  • "The future is never truly set."
  • "All those years wasted fighting each other, _______... to have a precious few of them back."
  • "You know, my mom once knew a guy who could do that."
  • "I'm just not very good with violence."
  • "Good to see you too, old friend."
  • "I was trying to save him/her."
  • "They took me out before I could get to him."
  • "The bullet curved, _______."
  • "Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn't mean they're lost forever."
  • "Countless choices define our fate: each choice, each moment, a moment in the ripple of time."
  • "What if, whatever we do can't be changed?"
  • "We need your help, _______."
  • "That's illegal, you know?"
  • "Look kid, you and I are gonna be good friends."
  • "Only if you get caught."
  • "You just don't know it yet."
  • "Is this what becomes of us?"
  • "Humanity does this to us."
  • "I didn't kill the president."
  • "Sometimes, we all need a little help."
  • "_______, we need you to hope again."
  • "I probably shouldn't be asking this sort of thing... but in the future, do I make it?"
  • "No... but we can change that, right?"
  • "He is fascinating!"
  • "He's a pain in the ass."
  • "You poor, poor (wo)man..."
  • "I don't want your suffering, I don't want your future!"
  • "Look for YOUR future."
  • "Get off the bloody chandelier, _______!"
  • "I'm afraid I can't do that because, uh... because I was sent here for you."
  • "About fifty years from now."
  • "Piss off."
  • "Are we destined to destroy each other, or can we change each other and unite?"
  • "We have fifteen seconds before the door open, and then guards will come through that door."
  • "I'm holding you so you won't get whiplash."
  • "And I'm gonna say to you what you said to us then: fuck off!"
  • "Convince me of all this."
  • "Patience isn't my strongest suit."
  • "I set him/her on a dangerous path, a darker path."
  • "Listen to me, you piece of shit!"
  • "We all gotta die sometime."
  • "I watched a lot of good people die, and I came back to stop that from happening!"
  • "I told you, there's no professor here."
  • "I could see why (s)he meant so much to you."
  • "That's not my power."
  • "We now find ourselves on the edge of extinction."
  • "If you let them have me, I'm as good as dead."
  • "So _______ was telling the truth."
  • "Well then I'll kill them too, and anyone who comes next!"
  • "You're a cold murderous bitch!"
  • "Don't you think I look prettier like this?"
  • "Whats the matter, baby?"
  • "I don't know karate. But I know crazy."
  • "There is a new enemy out there."
  • "You need a new weapon for this war."
  • "Mind the glass."
  • "You're on acid... somebody gave you really bad acid."
  • "It was a mistake coming down here."
  • "There's no damage you can do that hasn't already been done, trust me."
  • "Guide us, lead us."
  • "This is a code red situation!"
  • "Get out of my head, _______!"
  • "Come on, Beastie..."
  • "I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
  • "I have faith in you, _______."
  • "I guess you're a late bloomer."
  • "I've been trying to control you since the day we met, and look where that's got us."
  • "_______, please do not make us the enemy today."
  • "You're pretty strong for a scrawny kid."
  • "Too late, assholes!"
  • "They have your blood already."
  • "I think you and I have a lot of catching up to do."
  • "I've lost my fair share."
  • "You abandoned me! You took him/her away and you abandoned me!"
  • "So much for being a survivor."
  • "I didn't sleep with her!"
  • "I take it we're best buddies in the future?"
  • "That (wo)man is a monster!"
  • "We can't risk keeping him/her alive, now that we know what happens..."
  • "I don't blame _______ for trying to kill me."
  • "_______ was a dear friend of mine..."
  • "Aren't you the clever one."
Hetalia As Teachers
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Australia:</b> The history teacher who is pretty chill with his students but they're all scared he's going to kill them if they look away.<p/><b>Austria:</b> The band teacher who is super nice to the new kids and those trying out instruments but really strict to anyone above the 3rd year mark.<p/><b>America:</b> The biology teacher who seems like he lives on a farm because he's always bringing dead animals to disect.<p/><b>Canada:</b> Actually a substitute teacher who is waiting to get his credentials in order to become a French teacher.<p/><b>China:</b> The really strict math teacher who doesn't let his students use calculators no matter how hard the question is. Probably teaches everything higher than Algebra 2.<p/><b>Denmark:</b> He teaches chemistry and sometimes mixes stuff in his hair without destroying it. He's that teacher you would accidentally refer to as your parent.<p/><b>England:</b> The ELA teacher who is really into grammatical correctness and will shout at you if you get it wrong.<p/><b>Finland:</b> Actually the principal of the school but none of the students believe it until they get on his bad side.<p/><b>France:</b> The French teacher that is pretty loose with how he runs the class but the students still listen because he's like a second dad to them.<p/><b>Germany:</b> Definitely the gym teacher who pushes his students to their limits.<p/><b>Greece:</b> Was the world history teacher but he slacked off too much and got himself fired. Now he works at the local antique shop<p/><b>Iceland:</b> Used to teach Icelandic but no one ever signed up for his class so the school took the class off the program. He isn't qualified to teach anything else so now. he works for Starbucks and occasionally subs for Norway.<p/><b>Italy Veneciano:</b> The art teacher who is really nice and huggable but is super strict with the students in the advanced art classes. Teaches during the first half of the day.<p/><b>Italy Romano:</b> Teaches art in the later half of the day but is still grumpy and hates his students because the beginniners can't draw perfect lines.<p/><b>Japan:</b> Video game programming teacher who mostly teaches how to program and test RPG stuff. Secretly teaches his students how to use Vocaloids.<p/><b>New Zealand:</b> The ELA teacher who is chill with his students and his students are chill with him. Gives homework rarely but they're worth lots of points and also does notebook checks every Friday.<p/><b>Norway:</b> The chemestry teacher who gives lots of homework and rarely does experiments. Students only stay since they know what he sounds like when he sings because <i>Denmark, you idiot, why did you show them that?</i><p/><b>Prussia:</b> Also a gym teacher. People think he'll be super cool and fun but he ends up pushing everyone <i>waaaaaayyyyyy</i> past their limit.<p/><b>Russia:</b> The math teacher who is super nice and sweet and huggable until that one student gets on his bad side and gets the calculator privilege taken away for the rest of the month.<p/><b>Spain:</b> The Spanish teacher who has a really sexy accent and people take his class just to hear it.<p/><b>Sweden:</b> The history teacher that accidentally scares his students into doing things. Has the most well behaved class and none of the other teachers can figure out why. He has probably brought Sealand and Ladonia in a few times in order to make the lesson more interactive.<p/></p><p/></p>