they're such a married couple


This animal tastes frightened.

We’ve gotten into a thing where if we’re doing sketches, we used to like drag around a tripod and that’s just such a pain in the arse, like I can say this from experience, just being a performer is so much easier than being a creative YouTuber that makes things independently because when you have to be like the writer of the content and you know essentially the director of the content and you have to set up the camera and the lights and the sounds and then do it, it… oh my God it takes so long. … It’s much easier to be like “Phil, Phiiil… can you hold the camera for me?” and he’s like “ugh!”, so yeah whenever we film videos we’re usually just like “pleeaase help” and the other person is like “whyyy?”, which is the sign of a good friendship. Helping them, but you know never helpfully helping them you really have to moan and make it seem like you’re doing something incredibly painful and unnecessary. You can’t just like a good friend, you really have to make it seem like they’re the worst person in the entire world.

@danisnotonfire during his live show on the 7th of February 2017

Quotes from Dan (28/?)


      Bex just gave a calm smile as if she’d known this moment was coming ever since the day the Blackthorne Boys walked through the front doors—like it was inevitable that the Gallagher Girls would eventually bring at least one of them to their knees.

anonymous asked:

omg I just realized in chapter 17 that bum and sangwoo are wearing the same black turtle-neck sweater lmao

couple sweaters are a thing in Korea which makes me kind of wanna die because of what sangwoo was lowkey implying to his friends

Domestic destiel would be like
  • Cas: it's your turn to do the dishes, i did them yesterday
  • Dean: no no i distinctly remember doing them last night
  • Cas: dean i have photos of myself doing them as proof and also you have used that excuse exactly 74 times in the last 3 months
  • *
  • Dean: caaas stop hogging the tv remote
  • Cas: shut up we're watching desperate housewives and nothing you say will change that
  • *
  • Cas: dean did you eat pie in our bed again?
  • Dean:
  • Cas: there are pie crumbs
  • Dean: it must have been sammy
  • Cas: i'm :) sleeping :) on :) the :) sofa :) until :) you :) clean :) them :) up
  • *
  • Cas: why are your socks all over the floor AGAIN?
  • Dean: i think they fell out of the drawer
  • Cas: the closed drawer? is that the drawer you mean?
  • Dean: yes
  • Cas:
  • Dean: maybe it was a ghost
  • Cas: well we're dead then because you forgot to go grocery shopping again and we have no salt


see--jane--rest  asked:

hey, on your klance could be canon post you said there was a ship that made you trust your judgment. may i ask which ship it is? :> (i'm nosy af)

these nerds!

i’ve shipped Lapis and Peridot long before they ever interacted with each other, way back when they were just a crackship nobody took seriously. now look at them ;D 


Hi. Sorry. I just wanted to bless tumblr with these two beautiful angels. There’s a sort-of reality show in Italy where a man or woman sits on a “throne” and there are about 30 people there for that person. The person on the throne chooses 2 or 3 people to go out with each week to get to know them. They only see each other when they record the show and the 60 minute date during the week. They get to the end of their “journey” (which can take 3-5 months) and they’re usually left with 2 or 3 people that they like the most. Then there’s “the choice” where they basically choose the one they want to start a relationship with and it’s all cute and romantic and so on… so, this reality show has been going on for almost 30 years I believe and for the first time the host (a woman I love so much) introduced the LGBT+ throne. The guy with the eyebrow piercing was on the throne and the other one was “courting” him. It was literally love at first sight. The choice (first picture) aired December 16th and it was so beautiful even homophobes were moved by it. I’m not even kidding. They’re the purest, sweetest, most intelligent and funny people to ever bless that show with their presence. I’m so proud to have witnessed their love growing each week on my tv screen. I’m so proud that Italy finally had this on national tv at 3pm. These two look at each other in such a way that it makes you want to fall in love and fall hard.

These are Claudio and Mario. I will never forget them and I will never be grateful enough for what they’ve shown us. Their love is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen and they made me feel even when my mental illness made me numb.

Thank you.