they're so nonchalant i love it

anonymous asked:

Are requests still open? O: I know you've got a lot right now (take your time, if anyone complains then theyre, pardon my language, /fuckin rude ass people/) but if you end up getting to it at some point in this lifetime, may I have a short request to their gf saying she'll share her peanut m&m's with them? (This probably sounds really strange but I don't share my peanut m&m's with /anyone/ they're like drugs to me I swear, and I don't tend to eat many sweets either but they're an exception lol)

This made me laugh so hard but also made me super happy like you don’t even understand xD I know this took forever and I’m sorry I hope you like it~

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SEOKJIN:
Seokjin was actually really touched that you would share something that you loved so much with him - especially if that something was food. He’d tell everyone that would listen that he got to eat some of your favorite food and they didn’t, a wide smile on his face the entire time.

YOONGI:
Yoongi tried to act very nonchalant about the whole thing, but the gummy smile on his face as he savored the food you’d given him gave away how he really felt, though he didn’t really care that you knew; he didn’t mind if you teased him so long as you continued sharing with him.

HOSEOK:
Hoseok was almost giddy as you offered him some of your favorite food, nearly forgetting the food completely as he beamed at you and told you he loved you over and over again. He would eventually take the food from you, popping it into his mouth and eating it like there was no tomorrow.

NAMJOON:
Namjoon loved that you were offering your favorite food to him, but he didn’t want to take it from you if it made you so happy. So, instead, he acted jokingly disgusted by the food, scoffing and saying he didn’t like them; it made you laugh, and you got to eat all of what made you so happy, so it was a win-win for both of you.

JIMIN:
Jimin actually was touched that you would share your favorite food with him, but he was going to over-dramatisize his reaction; he would act over-the-top as he “graciously” accepted the food from you, only to laugh and mutter a sincere thanks before eating what you’d given him.

TAEHYUNG:
Taehyung would assure you that you didn’t have to offer him any of your food, especially since it was your favorite, but he’d take what you’d offered and eat it before you could try to take it back, not wanting to miss his chance at eating the food that you loved so much.

JUNGKOOK:
Jungkook would end up making a joke about the whole thing, pretending to get flustered as he took a step back and asked if you were sure that you were ready for that step in the relationship. Of course, he’d snatch the food from you before you could take it back, grinning all the while.

anonymous asked:

That post "parents who actually love each other WHAT ARE THOOOOSE" makes me so sad :((( I see parents who love each other all the time!! Adults aren't like young people where they show their love a lot and are super cutesy, they're usually very nonchalant about it. You probably already know that, you probably thought the post was just funny, but I'm just worried everyone else thinks that it's uncommon for parents to love each other.... Idk I just wanted to reassure you have a nice day!!

I don’t think the post was exactly saying all parents everywhere don’t love each other, I think I was more along the lines of OPS parents have some problems, and people reblogging it can relate to those problems. I reblogged it because my parents have been divorced since I was 3 and some of my earliest memories are screaming matches between them, somebody else could be reblogging it for a similar reason or maybe their parents are still married but no longer in love, maybe one of their parents is bad, maybe their parents are spiteful. it’s… sad, yes, but we reblog it as sort of a comedic relief coping mechanism?? coming from a broken home is weird and sometimes you have to make bad jokes about it.