they're so married

We’ve gotten into a thing where if we’re doing sketches, we used to like drag around a tripod and that’s just such a pain in the arse, like I can say this from experience, just being a performer is so much easier than being a creative YouTuber that makes things independently because when you have to be like the writer of the content and you know essentially the director of the content and you have to set up the camera and the lights and the sounds and then do it, it… oh my God it takes so long. … It’s much easier to be like “Phil, Phiiil… can you hold the camera for me?” and he’s like “ugh!”, so yeah whenever we film videos we’re usually just like “pleeaase help” and the other person is like “whyyy?”, which is the sign of a good friendship. Helping them, but you know never helpfully helping them you really have to moan and make it seem like you’re doing something incredibly painful and unnecessary. You can’t just like a good friend, you really have to make it seem like they’re the worst person in the entire world.
— 

@danisnotonfire during his live show on the 7th of February 2017

Quotes from Dan (28/?)

The Return of Tan Howell

he has returned. Tan Dan. 2010 has risen, but with more heart eyes and domesticity. God bless, Dan has tanned and we have lots of phan

WHAT IF THEY ACTUALLY MOVED THOUGH??!!?!

I’m excited but also lowkey frightened about the idea of dan and phil moving. on the one hand, they might get a doggo and phan having a dog would be better than my wildest dreams. BUT THINK OF THE MEMORIES AND NOSTALGIA THE APARTMENT HOLDS FOR US