they're onto me

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Favorite wardrobe moments from Depressing News -

  1.  Margaret’s ducky underpants
  2.  BJ’s Chucks + Hawk’s suspiciously 80′s tennies
  3. - 5. Klinger’s many hats + Potter’s painting outfit

perhaps the best thing tumblr has collectively done in the last few months is accept the mcelroy brothers and their doings into their hearts

Season 9 Opener of Popular Show Steffon's Unicorn
  • Steven, playing frisbee with Blue Diamond on the beach: woohoo im having a great time with my big new mom
  • Amethyst: *dies and is never seen again*
  • Garnet: hey Steven are you sure this is a good idea? Someone told us that the diamonds are evil and horrible tyrants.. Wasn't her name like... Idk... Barney the dinosaur?
  • Steven: Now now Garnet we gotta give the diamonds a second chance! Reverse racism is real
  • Garnet: ...ok *walks away and is also never seen again* God I can't fuckin remember who she is? Becky, uh... Beelzebub... Shit.
  • Pearl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Steven: Oh boy here we fucking go again what's wrong Pearl
  • Pearl: I jsuutt,,,,, *sniff, honk* murdered 50 huumaans because I miisds Rose so mcuh I'mm, so s;asdd
  • Steven: Aw Pearl it's okay we forgive you!
  • Blue Diamodn: wow that bitch needs therapy
  • Steven: We can't afford it
  • Blu: Isn't your dad a multimillionare or somethin tho
  • Steven: :)
  • Steven: Oh look here comes Peridot and Lapis!
  • Lapis: Crawling in my skin. These wounds they will not heal
  • Peridot: She says hey Steven! AND I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ALSO *starts shrieking incoherently*
  • Lapis: How can you see into my eyes, like open doors?
  • Peridot: She says you need to come to the barn immediately, we found approximately 50 dead bodies in there and we were going to use them in our QUIRKY MEEPMORPS but they all really smell bad
  • Pearl: oh FUCK they're onto me *audible wink at the audience before she runs away*
  • Peridot: Quickly, AFTER THAT PEARL! *she strains to run, but her feet are stuck in the ground, unable to move* What the heck?
  • Lapis: *also straining against the ground and flapping her wings uselessly* These wounds, they will not heal
  • Steven: Oh, are you asking why this is happening? Well, in this show Pearl isn't allowed to have lasting consequences for her actions, or at least not ones she can't cry her way out of
  • Peridot: She was actually asking where you kept the weed
  • Steven: Oh
  • *The scene does that Star fade out thing over Lapis, who starts humming an MCR song, and then the credits roll*

Remember when Zervis was a crackship? Cause I do and if u told me like four years ago the shit that’s going down in the manga rn, I wouldn’t have believed you.

My dad describing my nine year old brother’s love life: “If you go to his school he has all these girls following him around and he has no interest because he only has eyes for Cole.”

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  • Me: *chilling out in the parked car with friends after getting drinks*
  • Friend 1: Oh my god, so I found out about the weirdest fetish while I was reading fanfiction the other day. It's called vore.
  • Friend 2: Huh, what's that?
  • Me: (oh boy here we go)
  • Friend 1: It's like, where people eat each other??? How weird is that?
  • Friend 2: I-Is that really a thing?? Holy shit??
  • Me: (HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND-)Haha yeah wow what a concept *slowly sinking lower into the seat while awkwardly sipping coffee*
  • Friend 1: Oh,do you know about it, too?
  • Me: Yeah ahahaha only a little, though (//FUCK THEY'RE ONTO ME//)
  • Friend 1: And like in the fanfic one was SUPER huge and the other one was super tiny-
  • Me: ((INTERNAL SHRIEKING))

kairiofknives  asked:

Hey, I was just wondering if you had an opinion on the theories people are coming up with concerning Viktor leaving Yuuri like in the eros story in episode 3? Also I have always loved your art and am so psyched you're into this show too.

first of all thank you so much <3

about the theories… it’s obvious there’s going to be angsty bits, too, but i’m not sure how deep they’ll go with this? well i HOPE it won’t end in victor abandoning yuri but instead in yuri seducing victor and make him fall for him for real

victor seems to be really fickle in his promises and his whole personality screams I DO WHAT I WANT whenever i want. as seen as he did with yurio? but for now i want to believe in good things, and i also believe in yuri

yuri has skills, yuri has charm, yuri is incredible… he just lacks confidence. so i hope victor can make yuri believe in himself, too… so that yuri manages to keep victor by his side. that victor realizes that he really doesn’t want to leave, because he grows so fond of yuri. because yuri is amazing. that his feelings grow from “let’s play a game” … to something very serious

yoi gave me already more than i ever hoped it would so i want to hold onto that feeling as long as i can. i was talking to my gf about this, and we both were okay, but really, this is too good to be true, so where’s the catch?

maybe this is it, but my faith in this show is very strong this time

Originally posted by fyyoi