they're not off by that much!

my experiences with overwatch characters
  • genji: despite all the 'i need healing' memes, they're usually pretty nice. they know the entire team is watching and waiting for them to crash and burn
  • mccree: either spawn from hell or just here to have a good time (usually the latter). will probably try to say hi at the enemy spawn
  • pharah: very friendly. will almost never get their ult to go off but won't be salty about it. thanks healthpacks
  • reaper: KINKY. either cursed as shit or will say hello to anything and everything. anyone that mains reaper has dreamt of him crushing their head between his monster thighs
  • solider 76: VANILLA. it's okay though, most people want to fuck him but can't explain it
  • sombra: definitely only here to have a good time since she's basically useless until the devs give her a monster buff. if the player spams the boop voiceline you will hear that noise in your nightmares forever
  • tracer: very high chance they're gay. very high chance one of the enemy team will switch to tracer because they're annoying
  • ana: absolute sweethearts who will risk life and her other eye to keep you alive. secretly enjoys watching the person she's nanoboosted lose their fucking mind trying to make the most of it though
  • lúcio: again, really sweet. unless they're on ilios in which case he's public enemy number one and even if he's on your team you shoudn't trust him
  • mercy: probably picked healer because everyone else picked genji and hanzo. alternatively, a masochist. if the pistol is used a lot they probably mained medic in TF2 and don't fear god or death
  • zenyatta: most likely play competitive too much. another top tier picks for gays but they probably have clinical depression
  • symmetra: [flicking teleporter on and off] welcome to my reality welcome to my reality
  • reinhardt: in the top three most likely to say hi in spawn. please get behind him
  • roadhog: this one is skin dependent. normal roadhogs are like your weird uncle but roadhogs with the islander or junkenstein's monster skin are maniacs and will hook your entire ancestral line across the map
  • winston: i've only ever seen like three. cryptids
  • zarya: tied with tracer and zenyatta as a pick for gays. a good zarya will take your bullets and shove them back up your ass at mach-1 speed
  • d.va: the chaotic good of the universe. probably has play of the game before the match has even started
  • bastion: probably tried to play bastion in competitive once and that was enough. anyone that places him on that elevator thing in hollywood is a scorpio
  • hanzo: they take skirmish way too seriously
  • junkrat: THE CHAOTIC EVIL TO D.VA'S CHAOTIC GOOD. the sound of a riptire is actually an effective tactic to kill the enemy team irl because half of them will have a stroke out of stress
  • torbjörn: lava eating machine. all of them are cursed and i'm personally afraid of him
  • widowmaker: 57 shots, 1 kill. if they're using the odile skin they're probably a straight male
  • mei: fuck you to hell

My truest love

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those cheeky shits

buttonfanatic  asked:

Team voltron get those mind melding headbands on are encouraged to share their feelings and emotions for a bonding activity but everyone feels lance holding back and it just feels blank when they try to feel his emotions. After a little prodding he finally gives up and the intense wave of negativity, self hatred, inadequacy, and so much more washes over the team. they are all shocked and overwhelmed and take the headbands off, they're horrified 'cause even now, lance is acting completely normal

Dude, yes!

They take their headbands off, Lance being the last one. He carefully puts it on the ground, drawing out the moment he would need to look at his team, cause he expects… Well, he doesn’t even know what he expects from them, but he at least wants to apologise for putting them through this.

But when Lance lifts his gaze, he sees something he totally did not expect.

Shiro’s forehead is sweaty and his Galra arm is glowing, left hand holding it tightly by the wrist. Lance’s emotions triggered some of his worst memories and now he is fighting an upcoming episode.

Pidge is outright crying, ugly, their glasses on the floor, hands wiping away tears in angry motions until the skin under their eyes is red.

Keith stares into nothingness, he looks like a wax figure, so still, you almost can’t see his breastplate moving from breathing. He fell into some sort of catatonic state.

Hunk is so very pale, he squishes his cheeks painfully with the gloved hand, covering his mouth. The headband that he holds in his other hand crunches from the force of his grip.

Everyone’s so overwhelmed by this waterfall of feelings, they can’t calm down, desperately fighting it, but their brains can’t discern their own emotions from Lance’s. They’re drowning in the whirlpool of fear, self-hatred, a desire to lie down forever and never get up. There’s is a thin voice at the back of their heads that reminds them that this is how Lance feels all the time.

Lance is horrified. He doesn’t know what to do.

  • Big Hero 6: treats emotional trauma seriously, rather than brushing it off
  • The Good Dinosaur: assures kids that having fears and anxiety is okay but you need to control it and not have it ruin your life
  • Inside Out: explains emotions well enough for children's therapy offices to use it as an example
  • Zootopia: addresses racism in a family-friendly and easy to understand way, so much so that even adults understand it better
  • Frozen: teaches young girls that they don't always need a prince to save them, sometimes they can rely on their family just as much
  • Society: but they're just kids movies :/

fanonymousfan  asked:

Sorry to bother, but I was just reading through your MSA comic (again, cuz I love it so much) and I just started laughing at some of the expressions! Idk why! What if you put a small collage of the funniest expression in the comic? I would die laughing! (In all seriousness I love your comic and style, you have my support! :) kbye)

heHA HERE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVES

and let’s not forGET

  • me: *writes a really positive and innocent fan message to a blog i love*
  • me: *sits in a panic frantically refreshing their blog until they answer my message to make sure i didn't forgot to click anon*
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: as much as I love that the Batfamily has been connecting and bonding lately, I also HATE IT WITH A PASSION because ALL TIM DRAKE EVER WANTED WAS TO BE A MEMBER OF THAT FAMILY. LIKE, SO FUCKING MUCH. HE FOLLOWED THEM AROUND WHEN HE WAS A SMOL BECAUSE HIS BIO FAMILY WAS NEGLECTFUL AND HE JUST!! WANTED!! A FAMILY!! AND NOW THAT THEY'RE FINALLY TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE AGAIN, DC KILLED OFF TIM DRAKE SO WE CAN'T EVEN SEE THE WARPED ECHO VERSION OF HIM GET WHAT HE WANTED?? FFFFUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUU.
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Painting plants is genuinely my favourite thing ever.

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Post-split Panic! At The Disco + memories

  • Tom: I genuinely thought it would be a lovely twist if towards the end of the season, Barry and Julian ran off together. (audience goes wild)
  • Grant: Well, well, hold on! We thought it would be interesting to reveal some kind of feelings, potentially...
  • Tom: Yeah, just like a little undertone of...
  • Grant: yeah, that Barry was probably gonna reject, mind you.
  • Tom: Yeah, yeah...wait, WHAT???!!

anonymous asked:

And how long does it take for the Sheriff and Stiles to figure out Peter is a werewolf once they're in full-on mothering mode on him. Like they're both nosy detective types I'm guessing it took them 5 seconds to realize that something is up. Only of course they don't talk about it because Stiles is a child so they're both poking at Peter trying to figure out what's off about him much to Peter's annoyance and maybe slight amusement (he'd be more amused in different circumstances).


It’s Stiles who figures it out first, because, of course, Stiles is ten. Werewolves make perfect sense. Stiles isn’t stymied by the fact that they’re not supposed to exist. 

John takes a little longer, but Peter catches him looking at him sometimes with a slight frown creasing his brow. He’s confused. Things don’t add up with Peter Hale, and John’s a good cop. There is no way that Peter should have full movement back. There’s no way he should have the only minimal scarring that he does. And it’s fading day by day. 

He catches John going though his kitchen cabinets on at least two different occasions, and his bathroom cabinets on three. 

“What?” he asks. “Looking for the source of my  miracle cure?” 

“The doctors are baffled, Peter,” John tells him. 

From the couch, Stiles grins, delighted. 

“Well, then,” Peter says, deadpan. “So am I. Baffled. Utterly.” 

“Dad!” Stiles announces. “Peter’s a werewolf!” 

John sighs and rubs his forehead. “Stiles, Peter is not a werewolf.” 

Stiles looks at Peter. Peter smirks. 

John continues to watch Peter like a hawk, because not only does he want to know exactly how he’s healed so fast, he’s smart enough to know that Peter is a total liar when it comes to claiming that he has no idea. Really, the whole thing could have dragged out for years except for Stiles, and the brat’s annoying habit of diving headfirst into danger. Danger, in this case, being a mountain lion. 

Peter acts before he thinks. Gets between Stiles and the mountain lion, and roars. It’s not until the mountain lion is fleeing back into the cover of the woods that Peter becomes aware of John’s frantic thumping heartbeat. And aware of the fact that somehow during the standoff with the mountain lion, he’s transformed into his beta shift. Well, that explains John’s panic. 

Peter shifts back. 

“Dad,” Stiles says. “Peter is a werewolf.” 

“Well, fuck me,” John says. 

“Thanks for the offer, John,” Peter tells him with a smirk, “but your kid’s right there.” 

It’s a conversation that John takes great joy in reminding Peter and Stiles of, ten years later, when they go on their first date. 

“Ah,” John says with the most fake wistful sigh in the world. “Just think, Peter, of how different things could have been. Instead of dating my son, you could have been his step father by now!”  

“Oh my god,” Stiles mutters, his face bright red. 

Peter, naturally, is a total gentleman. He takes John’s ribbing in the spirit in which it’s intended, and doesn’t at all mention how he’s pretty sure he can get Stiles to call him daddy by the end of the night. 

John might be Peter’s best friend in the world, but that would probably be crossing a line, right? 

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Voltron Time lords AU

I just couldn’t get this damn AU off my mind, so here we are 

weird things about the signs
  • Aries: is not that manly and extroverted like everybody says, they're like ones of the most normal people out there
  • Taurus: they like keeping their nails clean and neat
  • Gemini: can't stand sweaty/smelly clothes, they are very neat
  • Cancer: doesn't bathe sometimes
  • Leo: feels insecure when they're not talking, and this is scientifically proven: mostly, Leos are born with ADHD
  • Virgo: they always have to do something. like, all the goddamn time. and when they have nothing left to do, they like biting their nails
  • Libra: doesn't pay much attention to other people's opinion, but acts like they do
  • Scorpio: likes to act like a kid
  • Sagittarius: is bored when they don't argue
  • Capricorn: is overly anxious about everything so they don't
  • know how to react, that's why they may come off as cold-blooded
  • Aquarius: has this urge to show off all the time but doesn't like drama in the same time
  • Pisces: has their OWN inside jokes and laughs to them alone