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Y’all need to support this movie so this cast can hang out more for a sequel [Part 2]

(These are just highlights. There’s so much more adorableness from their snapchats on this youtube account)   

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Song is Itsumo Nando Demo music box, original from Spirited Away

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I was gonna animate this but then I realized that’s too much work so here just hold this weird animatic

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“..I will confess that the law of attraction are somewhat beyond me. In fact, Bridget defies comprehension generally.”

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I really hate how Disney made Poor Papa so exclusive, so I hope they don’t mind me making Oswald a lot more accessible. Here’s Poor Papa!

Here’s my hc on how they could have all survived…

K2 somehow overpowers the stormtroopers and gets away, but still locks Jyn and Cassian in the vault.

Bodhi manages to knock the grenade out of the ship like the badass that he is.

Baze lays down cover fire for Chirrut as he walks to pull the lever, and they fight their way back to the ship where Bodhi is waiting (picking up any stray rebels on the way).

Bodhi takes off and flies towards the citadel tower, determined to find Jyn and Cassian. Everyone is shouting at him to just leave them, because the Death Star has fired and the destruction is coming their way. Bodhi refuses, and circles the tower until Chirrut suddenly yells “They’re down there!” and sure enough everyone looks towards the beach and there they are, followed by K2.

They get them aboard the ship just in time, and Bodhi books it out of there. There’s confusion about where they should go, but eventually it’s decided they need to disappear, because the Empire wants them dead and they essentially went rogue from the Rebel Alliance.

Their ship enters hyperspace, then it can cut to Vader’s scene cutting a swath through the rebels.

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Tron (1982)

What went down in Moana
  • Gramma Tala: imma terrify the s**t out of some little kids
  • Chief Tui: you're a very bad example for my daughter
  • Gramma Tala: ikr
  • Moana: *is cute and helpless, wanders to the ocean*
  • Sea turtle: *is cute and helpless, fails to wander to ocean*
  • Moana: holy s**t birds, don't eat the turtle
  • Birds: fine, whatevs
  • Ocean: thanks for the turtle Moana
  • Moana: no prob
  • Ocean: I am the last waterbender from the southern water tribe, and I—
  • Moana: skip the exposition please
  • Ocean: ok yeah, anyway you helped the turtle and so you're definitely worthy of this incredibly important and dangerous magical artifact
  • Moana: kk cool, imma drop it on the beach
  • Ocean: no come back you little s**t!
  • Gramma Tala: ooh, shiny!
  • Tamatoa: did somebody say shiny?
  • Gramma Tala: not yet Tamatoa, go away
  • Chief Tui: hey Moana, wanna hear a song?
  • Moana: sure, as long as it's during a montage
  • Chief Tui: hey Moana, come and see this big stack of rocks that every chief put here
  • Moana: wait, so every chief we've ever had has placed a rock here?
  • Chief Tui: yeah
  • Moana: and what happens if a future plot point suggests that not every chief lived on this island?
  • Chief Tui: ok, go away now
  • Heihei: *eats an entire f**king rock*
  • Villagers: yo some serious s**t is happening to everything
  • Moana: this is definitely related to the one obscure legend my grandmother told me ten years ago
  • Chief Tui: Moana don't you f**king dare
  • Moana: *f**king dares and also wrecks her boat*
  • Gramma Tala: whatever just happened, blame it on the pig
  • Ocean: no, defs blame it on Moana
  • Moana: what are you doing, Gramma Tala?
  • Gramma Tala: I'm crazy, so go into this cave
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: hey Moana, we were voyagers
  • Moana: thanks Lin-Manuel Miranda!
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: no prob!
  • Moana: hey Gramma Tala, we were voyagers!
  • Gramma Tala: yeah, no s**t
  • Moana: hey Dad, we were voyagers!
  • Chief Tui: f**k you Moana
  • Moana: so how do you explain that stack of rocks
  • Chief Tui: I don't?
  • Gramma Tala: *conveniently dies*
  • Moana: welp, bye
  • Ocean: oh no, not you little s**t again
  • Moana: f**k you ocean
  • Ocean: here have a big f**king thunderstorm
  • Moana: *wrecks her boat, again*
  • Moana: fish pee in you, all day
  • Ocean: bacteria s**t in your mouth, all day
  • Maui: A boat!
  • Moana: holy s**t who are you?
  • Maui: I'm glad you asked because I wrote a song about that
  • Moana: I don't f**king care
  • Maui: well, I'm stealing your boat
  • Moana: does that boat even work? I wrecked it
  • Maui: idk, bye now
  • Ocean: *puts Moana on the boat*
  • Moana: you wanna come on my quest
  • Maui: no
  • Moana: please
  • Maui: ok fine
  • Kakamora: *attack*
  • Ocean: *smashes Kakamora boats together*
  • Moana: that was convenient
  • Ocean: ikr
  • Maui: you wanna get my fishhook
  • Moana: oh hell yes
  • Maui: here's a cliff, don't climb it
  • Moana: *climbs it, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a thousand foot drop to the realm of monsters, don't jump off it
  • Moana: *jumps off it, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a giant carnivorous plant, don't jump in its mouth
  • Moana: *jumps in its mouth, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a terrifying sloth monster, don't antagonize it
  • Moana: *antagonizes it, doesn't die*
  • Tamatoa: HEY GUYS
  • Moana: do you wanna talk about yourself?
  • Tamatoa: ok let's begin with the fact that I'm a fabulous shiny shimmering cinnamon roll
  • Maui: you're really not all that great
  • Tamatoa: m*********er I sparkle with the light of a million stars
  • Maui: my bragging song is better than yours
  • Tamatoa: I don't care because I'm f**kin beautiful
  • Maui: Tamatoa x Reader fanfiction exists and it's terrifying
  • Tamatoa: HOLY S**T WHAT?!
  • Maui: ok he's distracted, imma stealin my hook
  • Tamatoa: WHY WOULD ANYBODY WRITE THAT?!
  • Moana: ok, we got out of there
  • Maui: you should have died at least twenty times in there
  • Moana: ikr
  • Maui: my hook's not working btw
  • Moana: only an act of true love can repair a broken hook
  • Maui: nope, got it!
  • Moana: ok nevermind, wrong movie
  • Maui: so here's a lava monster, let's fight it
  • Te Kā: *throws fire, breaks Maui's hook*
  • Moana: only an act of true love can repair—
  • Maui: forget it, bye now
  • Gramma Tala: hey Moana, here's some important advice for you
  • Moana: thanks, I'm going to fight the lava monster now
  • Gramma Tala: wait, what? that's just stupid
  • Moana: and you shouldn't be giving me advice on how to stay alive if you can't even manage that yourself
  • Gramma Tala: bye now
  • Moana: *goes to fight Te Kā*
  • Maui: hey I'm still here
  • Moana: good 'cause imma die out here
  • Maui: go find Te Fiti
  • Moana: Te Fiti isn't here
  • Te Kā: YES I AM
  • Moana: oh hey that's convenient
  • Ocean: *moseses*
  • Moana: *does an epic walk*
  • Te Kā: *does a frantic monster crawl*
  • Moana: *keeps walking*
  • Te Kā: *doesn't kill Moana for some reason*
  • Moana: here's your heart back
  • *everything is magically fixed*
  • Maui: hey Te Fiti, sorry for f**king up all the s**t
  • Te Fiti: I could smite the ever-loving s**t out of you rn
  • Maui: please don't
  • Te Fiti: fine
  • Moana: imma go home now
  • Maui: so we're getting a sequel, right?
  • Moana: nope, they're making a second Frozen
  • ROLL CREDITS
Bridget and Gristle Headcanons

Because they need so much more love and attention tbh

These are all post-movie.

  • They finally go on an actual date without getting interrupted. They have pizza and go roller skating and play mini golf and play 2-player games at the arcade and have one heck of a good time.
  • Bridget tells him that “she likes his back”, and it actually works as a compliment even without Branch telling her mushy stuff to say. Gristle is easy to please.
  • Bridget grows her hair out, doesn’t end up looking EXACTLY like she did as Lady Glittersparkle but she loves her long hair anyway~
  • Living her whole life in poverty, Bridget never really had an actual full meal. So the first time she actually gets to eat as a host at the castle, she eats SO MUCH. She just keeps going and the servants are like lowkey scared of her and Gristle is just watching her in adoration like “isn’t she beautiful?”
  • They actually have to remind him that his meal is getting cold and he should probably start eating before his lovely guest eats his portion too
  • They become the most disgustingly sweet couple EVER. They’re that kind of couple who gives each other cheesy pet names and is constantly complimenting each other (especially Gristle, he’s ALWAYS gushing over his gf) and making out in public and please, stop
  • Bridget is still Poppy’s bff and they’re super supportive of each other, also they regularly have tea meet ups to talk about recent events and how being a queen can be p stressing etc. Also sometimes Suki, Satin and Chenille come over to gossip and it becomes a sleepover.
  • oh also consider how Branch probably takes a while to fully trust the Bergens, and for a long time the only Bergen he can talk to without being on edge is Bridget. So he basically just tells her or Poppy everything he wants to say to Gristle bc he still doesn’t feel like talking to him personally.
  • Branch and Bridget are actually good friends and hang out sometimes and it’s so weird for everyone else but it actually makes sense, considering how much they have in common.