they're literally my favorite

The Artemis Fowl books advocate for the environment, deal with misogyny in the workplace and the need for feminism, and has some of the best character development arcs like ever over the span of eight books. Also, there’s magic and fairies with guns and time travel and a whole lot of sarcasm and really no downside to reading them

anonymous asked:

Hi buddy, what do you think is the girls' favorite social media to share stuff on? Who is the Twitter oversharer? The instagram filter lover, and the Facebook troll(if any) among them, do you think?

BUD THIS QUESTION IS MY JAM BECAUSE TWO THINGS I AM AN EXPERTISE IN: K-ON AND BEING A MILLENNIAL

But seriously I love this questions oh my goodness.

Yui is and avid Snapchatter

Yui has the attention span of a pea, so snapchat is perfect for her because she only needs to pay attention to things for a maximum 10 seconds. And beyond the consuming social media aspect, Yui’s life is one big ol snapchat, since the girl gets distracted super quickly. So over the course of the day, you’ll see the dog she passes on the way to class, a snap of Ritsu sleeping in class, closeups of Azusa shoving the phone away from her face, her lunch, JUST SO MUCH. 

Yui loves snapchat, because she loves that she can constantly share what is of the utmost importance of that particular moment for all her friends to see. And there’s little to no reading, just pictures. Like, Twitter is fast, but Yui doesn’t want to read that much. Snapchat just involves her putting pictures and a story together, which is perf

AND FILTERS. Yui also loves the filters, particularly putting filters on her friends (Mugi also loves doing snapfilters with Yui) (they always put the cat one on Azusa)

Mio’s a wannabe hipster and has made her lowkey photography profile on her Instagram

At first her nerd butt was putting her stuff on Tumblr like the rest of of plebs, where she would also put her lyrics/writings paired with her pics. And then Ritsu found her blog (bc Mio left her comp open) and after some (a lot of) teasing about her sappy pics and captions, the supportive part of Ritsu (bc she’s not a complete dick) was like “Mio just put em on instagram and not on dead social media you pleb” ((bc apparently unless you’re in fandom, most people think tumblr is dead, ty marketing class reserch))

So Mio stuck her photos on Insta. At first she slapped the terrible filters on them, but then again, Ritsu is like “don’ do that” and shows her what the ~cool~ instagrammers do

And Mio’s account ends up being pretty popular. Not millions, but around 700+, not including people she knows. 

Ritsu is a Viner. At first I was like “reddit??” because shitposting, but I just oculdn’t see Ritsu taking ample times out of her day to sit down on the computer and shitpost.

Vine is easy for her. Ritsu is constantly moving, talking, being a nuisence. And now she can capture it all in 7 second videos??? and show the world what a Top Class Friend she is??? amazing. Her and Yui have definitely gotten over 1mil plays on a few of her vines (mostly them torturing Mio, or Azusa. Mugi is the featured accomplice to many vines)

she also does some sic 7 sec drum beat or beatboxing (have i ever said that??? bc i hardcore headcanon ritsu as having mad beatboxing skill)

rip vine…………………..

Mugi is moves from platform to platform, and mostly enjoys just looking at what her friends are posting. And then like, enthusiasically likes or comments supportinve loving things on them because mugi is literally The Best

but I’m at a toss up of she like Pinterest to see new food and thing creations and pictures (honestly, i really dont know pinterst). I dunno, I really don’t see Mugi as a huge social media addict. Like, canon, she texts her friends really cute texts with lots of emojis on things they’re thinking about (like in the movie with making Azusa’s song) so I really see her more as user rather than creator??

but her instagram is filled with candid friend shots (mugi is the best at getting candid group photos FI GHT ME ON THIS THEY ALL GIVE HER THEIR PHONES WHEN THEY WANT CANDID GROUP PICS)

o wait actually, WAIT WAIT FORGET PINTEREST. Mugi uses Twitter that none of the others know about where she puts short thigns that make her happy. Like when her friends are acting gay. or those nights she feels particularly alone and doesnt want to burden the girls, so she posts on her twitter YEAH YEHA, MUGI USES TWITTER

okay wait how funny would that be if Azusa was like a Yelper because i think that so hilarious and in character

THINK THINK THINK AOBU IT. Azusa hardcore planned out the girls’ London trip to a TEE. you don’t think for one second she went to a place that ONLY HAD THREE AND A HALF STARS??? AND ONLY 56 REVIEWS??? NO SHE HAS STANDARDS. 4.5 STARS AND MINIMUM 200 REVIEWS

and then andTHEN SHE REVIEWS. OH YOU KNOW SHE HARCORE REVIEWS. Azusa had no trouble telling the seniors, barely a WEEK after she met them, to stop being lazy– SHE HAS NO PROBLEM CRITIQUING A BUSINESS SHE WENT TO ON ALL IT’S FLAWS (and goods)

im like actually giggling at Azusa being a yelping OH MY GODDDDDDD

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kaci3po  asked:

FlashVibe, roommates

This isn’t what you wanted I’m pretty sure but:

  • Imagine an AU where Barry and Cisco each have their powers but they don’t know each other outside of the occasional team-ups of Flash and Vibe
  • Barry’s moving out of the place he’s been sharing with Iris because she just got engaged to Eddie and he wants to give them space (but at the same time he’s whining about how now he’ll have to deal with someone who doesn’t know his secret identity, Iris, ugh)
  • He answers an ad for a “well-behaved roommate who doesn’t mind music playing at all hours and shifting schedules, non-smoker, preferably tall enough to reach the top shelf that I can never get” and they hit it off instantly
  • Barry could move himself in in about three minutes flat but Cisco is so eager to help that he ends up doing it all the slow way and blows an entire weekend, but it’s cool because they have lots of great talks and this is gonna work out just fine
  • Cisco even has a job with a really weird schedule, which means he won’t notice Barry dashing in and out all the time, since he does the same thing
  • Cue weeks of “oh shit that’s my phone um I have to… go… for reasons… legitimate reasons…. oh you have to go too? haha isn’t that weird do you need a ride…. no? oh good, I mean, see you tonight…”
  • This is literally the best trope in existence just such mutual cluelessness even as they freaking JUMP out of windows to get to the crime but they’re so busy covering for themselves that they end up making excuses for the other guy too
  • “He probably got those bruises during his very active day job as a scientist in a lab, yes, that makes sense.” “Of course he doesn’t smell like smoke he specified non-smoker on the roommate advertisement.” “He knows a lot about current crime statistics he must watch the news a lot. When I’m not looking.”
  • And somehow they just DON’T PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER
  • Even though Flash and Vibe are teaming up more and more often lately, they’re not sure why, they just work really well together
  • Iris would probably figure it out in a second and smack some sense into Barry except she’s busy planning the wedding
  • So they just learn to live with each other’s quirks y’know
  • Barry always has a cupboard full of a zillion nutrition bars and Cisco doesn’t know how anyone can need that many calories but whatever
  • Cisco has trouble sleeping through the night and Barry doesn’t ask about the nightmares, just plays the occasional late-night session of Left 4 Dead 2 and lets Cisco fall back asleep on the couch
  • Wow he’s really cute when he does that NO BARRY STOP THAT
  • Because he’s already doing some kind of pseudo-flirting thing with Vibe and he really doesn’t want to mess that up
  • The pseudo-flirting turns into what could almost be a legitimate ~thing~ and it’s a little weird because they’re both still in masks but hey it’s pretty cool
  • Except things are also kind of heating up with his roommate, much to Barry’s chagrin
  • And then one night they’re up late and they’re laughing too much and sitting too close on the couch and one of them leans in and then they’re kissing
  • It’s awesome
  • No, wait, no it’s not, crap
  • Barry pulls back and Cisco’s giving him a weird, awestruck look and Barry just groans because “aw shit I think I just cheated on my boyfriend”
  • “Nope,” Cisco says, still with that weird look on his face (which Barry will look back on later and realize it’s the ‘I just got the craziest Vibe’ face). “Nope, you didn’t.”
  • “No, really, I-”
  • “Barry, listen to me.” Cisco puts his hands on Barry’s shoulders. “We’re idiots.”
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One of my favorite things about pre-Book 4 Mako/Korra: they’re both H O R R I B L E on-the-spot liars

Me: I love all the members of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers equally! Tom Petty, Benmont Tench, and *reads non-smudged writing on hand* the one with dark poofy hair, the one with dark-not-poofy hair, and the other one with the longer-dark-not-poofy hair.

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I just thank God Justin’s alright. And you.

if you’re feeling a little down right now here are some sea otters to help cheer you up

look at them holding hands so cute

and here’s a mama holding her fluffy child

he’s stunned at how much of an amazing person you are

nyeaaa

so fluffy look at them

aww tired little floof

ok continue blogging ily <3

youtube

Someone…just make them kiss already TwT <3

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fitzsimmons taking a selfie